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Title: Hahaha Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:34:07 Stolen off another forum. Cyber sex at its best
http://blue-networks.net/text/cybersex.txt Quote bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. Title: Hahaha Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:56:10 You need to get out more Dave.
Title: Hahaha Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:58:17 There's a load of those Bloodninja ones kicking around, some are very good.
Title: Hahaha Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:59:00 well i found it highly funny, so ner
Title: Hahaha Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:08:12 I liked the Chris Akabusi stories that were going round....think someone posted them here before.....awooga!
Title: Hahaha Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:22:00 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" You need to get out more Dave. I'd recommend investigating the Corallian Ragstone of Haydon Wick and Blunsdon.. Title: Hahaha Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:24:29 Quote from: "STFC dave" well i found it highly funny, so ner It is funny, my fingers typed it wrong. I just meant there's loads and, like your one, some are very funny. :D Title: Hahaha Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:25:25 en anglais senór
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