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fuck me what a load of self obsessed shit that was.i watched part of a show last night.it had tim off the office on it.
she spent all her time playing with her hair and asking awful questions.then turning it all round to her.he almost saved her with his charm and wit.
i'd bang it, but that was dire and i switched over pretty sharpish.
anyone else seen it?

i turned over and it looked like she was trying to seduce david mitchell. i turned it off, its weird

very weird, you're right constantly fiddling with her fringe, i like the fact she seems constantly filthy which is always good. adele is a proper heavyweight

If anyone deserves to be shot through the head it's this mouthy talentless cow, she's not even shaggable which makes things worse.

that must have been a miracle pregnancy then.

I meant in my opinion, Ed Simons was obviously impressed that asomeone almost half his age or whatever would find him remotely attractive.

i still would.

But she's got fat ankles.

I wouldn't be concentrating on her ankles.

 You never know...it might be the ankles that get her going.

I'll bear that in mind next time she pops over.

 It'll be worth doing....you can never tell just by looking at them.

On second thoughts i would consider sticking it in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up.

I'll take your word and vast experience for that.

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I have to say Im not particularly a fan of any of these new celebrity chat shows.  Where chat shows are concerned you don't get any better than Michael Parkinson when he was around and Jonathan Ross second choice.

Paryky got a bit too cringeworthy for me especially when he had people like Beckham on the show.

All chat shows are poor. I don't really care what "celebs" have to say but then that's just me.

Chat shows can be very boring but occassionally you get an interesting guest on.

Parky's Noel G interview was class really mangaged to get the man to open up inways I have never seen before; before that interview always thought Parkinson was just a daft old cunt but fair play to him he did a good job in that one. Jonathan Ross has to be the best though.

I didnt mind Lillys show and I think shes nice :o

Ross does my head in because IMHO he dominates the guests and makes it all about him not the guests.  That said I generally dislike chat shows as most of the guests are unbelieveably boring. Parky strikes me as a bit of a doddery old fool these days.  Most controversial incidents seem to get ignored at the request of the guests which makes it all rather boring.

Today with Des & Mel was a bit class though