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My mum swears she just saw someone in our garden. I went out and had a butchers but couldn't see anybody. Then when she was looking out the bathroom window she said she'd seen somebody again. I think she might have had a bit too much wine and still a bit shaken from the attempted effort the other day.

I said I'll stay up for a bit so that I'll hear if anybody tries to get in (I'm a nice lad). But I'm already getting a bit bored and I'm out of fags.

If ever there was a need to deliver Ben cigarettes then it's now. You also get to play vigilante crime stoppers.

Well that's a bit hopeful. You lot can at least keep me amused for an hour or so.

i would but i'm tired.

i mean bring cigarettes round, not entertain you.

I bet the burgler is red macca trying to bring you cigarettes

I wish.

Boooo.....

Help me axs Kenobi you're my only hope.

Grrr.. I want to put some music on, but I said I'd keep an ear out for an hour or so. They'd have to make some noise getting in.

I'd forget about it but I'm not 100% sure my mum's being delusional. Meh.

Changing topopics, anybody a fan of Hot Chip? I think they got nominated for a mercury thingy prize a few years back and their most recent album has just come out. I've been listening to the mercury jobby more, pretty ace. Called The Warning I think.

good tunes.

If anybody delivered me cigarettes then I might burn them a copy.

I just heard something outside. Go ninja ben! (actually I'm scared and putting off going downstairs by typing this.)

it's all good. I'm just getting paranoid  :(

Feel sorry for ya Ben!

I remember a few years back, when I was about 10, we were away and we got burgled. I couldn't sleep properly for the next few nights knowing that people had got into my house for fear it might happen again

Hmmm the family across the road had their car broken into and all their CDs nicked, however the CDs were so bloody awful that the theives left them on the front lawn and didnt take anything!!!

Good point. There's fuck all worth steeling in my house anyway.

I'm off to sleepsville. catch some of you tomoz.

Bed I have a gas propelled bullet devise that you can borrow for a bit?

Think I might pass on that ash. I'm not really one for gas powered bullet retribution.

Oh the Hot Chip note, they're very good. The Warning is a quality album. Only listened to the new one 3 or 4 times, but it shows signs of being quality too

Get an intruder alarm ?????

Wanna borrow a Dog?

Is Tommy postman friendly or not Yeovil?

They wouldnt bite anyone.They do bark at people at the door though

I have been told many times ''he's never done that before''.  :soapy tit wank:

Actually Ash reckons one of them bit him :o

I'll be honest ,ive trained them to attack short blokes 8)

I'm taller than Anthony McNamee by 2 inches  8)

Some years ago I got burgled....in the house at the time, but asleep, one of my kids who was about 7or 8 at teh time wandered downstairs saw what had happened and woke me up......cunts  had only just gone.

 So I rang OB, who's line was the standard, what do you want us to do about, catch someone?  Its 3:00 in the morning, go back to bed and we'll send someone round, when we've got time.  

  Feeling dischuffed by this, I played my mastercard...."my wife works in a miltary establishment,  dealing with sensitive material"  "Her keys have been stolen so there may be security implications".    Ace  8)  forensic team , sniffer dogs,  place crawling with OB all within about 15 minutes.   They never caught anyone, mind.