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but what does everyone do for a living...as i havnt been on the forum that long i just wondered,hope its not being too nosey!....for the record i drive hgvs around our great country.

i go to college and work at morrisons. woop

I go college too, and currently looking for some form of employment

I train Manatees to do tricks.

Quite as really as those soppy cunts will do anything for a lettuce.

I do fuck all - RETIRED

do you know jake page by any chance?
im also a student

i know who you mean yeah. dont really know know him though

Rent houses, rather boring

Mex posibly has teh most exciting life

Whats exciting about working? 8)

I'm a tax-dodger

Pimp

I get paid to sit and browse the TEF all day.

Some jobs would be fun in my opinion.  Thats all, personally thinking about a career change ina  few years

Seriously though, I am not a Manatee trainer (Had you fooled though didn't I?)

My job bores me so much I dont want to bore the forum by talking about it. It started a temporary job until I find something better, but I have had this "Temporary" job for 9 months now.

I'm a salesman by trade but their are too many fucking scam artists out here and so I am looking into any/every possible career path available to me.

I work in IT as a Systems Support Officer, I slash my wrists when I get home  :(

i am a student and work for comet. how boring pays the rent though :D

Fire service

Tans are you sire? I know you are fascinated by fire as a kid but cant you admit you are a pig?

ahhh bless, would u like to work with horses as a job?

ACE

 :mrgreen:

Actuary

Professional beatboxer

just finished some temping, where i spent all day drinking tea and using the internet.

all going well, i will soon be a software support analyst.

i'm a complaints manager. it's not fun

You want to put in a complaint about that. Bet you never heard that before  :D

Graphic Designer by day and groom students by night. Looking forward to stfc_dave's 18th.

 :D

I work at being a cunt. Apprantly I'm getting good at it.

Sussex, would it take you long to knock up a a5 leaflet for cash?

PM or email me details mate (Macca has my email address if you haven't).

i'm a logistics manager, one day i will fulfill my dreams and be a travel writer. maybe.

Football writer, although it's only a matter of time before I become an online poker player...

I do nothing. I have an intelligence unmatched by any on the forum, yet I have the wisdom of a lemming. I hang around on here, zig-zagging between fishing for arguments and trying to be humorous, hoping that next time I turn up in the pub I'll have amused someone enough to buy me a pint.

Oh and I'll draw you an avatar if you offer me some pints. I don't have much artistic ability, but I make up for it with enthusiasm, especially when there's a pint on offer. Enthusiasm and rudimentary animation.

Two P/T night jobs, one at a hospital, one at a hotel

Is working at a hotel like it is in that Hotel Babylon program Mr. Village?

I've only ever seen a few of them, but it seemed to revolve around celebrities or rich people being really difficult and having orgies and stuff. Do you get invited to hotel orgies?

I've only been there a week, i'll keep you posted

ace  8)

Accountant

National Playboy (It's the same as International Playboy but you don't need a passport).........

I work for a company that runs and manages 160 pubs and nightclubs across the UK. I am responsible for their banking, ATM, PDQ machines etc.. Absolutely love it and never have a problem finding a place to go drink.

Some of our bigger venues are The Sailors in Newquay, Bar 38 in Manchester, Baja Beach Club in Leeds, Rendezvous in Weymouth and a chain of Ivory Lounge and Mosaic pubs which we have just spend a shed load doing up and re-branding, our most interesting pub is The Tattershall Castle in London which is actually a boat near Westminster. Great view across the Thames of the London Eye.

Graduate Surveyor, currently buying, selling and valuing car dealerships and petrol stations.

Sorry but that made me laugh  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

and me si.someone loves their job.

2nd bits a copy and paste job from a previous post too soapy tit wank

 :|

almost but I took the glasshouse out as its doing shit! :beers:

Only joking fella.  :D

Waste Manager

Civil Servant....

although I'm not civil and am nobody's fucking servant

Was a chartered surveyor - yaaaaaaaaaawn

Now semi retired (very very early!) and beachcomb, make crafty things out of driftwood etc, do holiday cottage changeovers &  marry people  :D  :D

Anyone ever over her come in for a coffee at Scilly Stuff

their ferrari jack is the shit though  :D

sounds ace!
i'm jealous

Andrew, Can I have a response to my email of 3 weeks ago! Bloody council staff....

Lighting Technician.

oh  :(

Don't worry, Yeovil is partial to the odd bit of grooming. I'm sure if you asked nicely...

nah. hes saving himself for johno...

i'm a product manager, i manage product. :D

I work for Royal Mail.

I'm a village postman.

When you tip your truck over I send people to pick it up.

and Air traffic Controller

I work for Vodafone as a customer service advisor in banbury, leaving in 2 weeks to become a sales advisor for them in oxford street, london.

currently working in customer services but off to uni in september. this also constitutes my planned announcement on here that i will be returning to my dossing student ways after 2 years of work.  8)

Im an event planner and part time lifeguard and occassional reporter for ITV!

oh and Gazza I was in bar 38 in Manchester last night!!

Student in Manchester.

Is bar 38 opposite brannigans/chicago rock, just off deansgate?

So So So close to just quitting my job, If I was single then I probably would have done so by now but I need the money and I have a family to think about.

I work as a graduate engineer for National Express on the trains in East Anglia. Yay

I thought they did buses?

Is it actually as good as people say? I am going to Koolwaters in March there....

I'm a statistician because I lack the personality to be an accountant.

Im a nurse, and a sexy one at that! 8)

Do all your boyfriends tell you that?

i'm a technician for a consultancy.
doing highway design etc and also do microsimulation modeling

nope those hundred women i work with! not exactly an ideal environment for the homosexual man wouldnt you agree! :D

I don't know. You could talk about shopping and shoes.

they do buses, coaches and trains in the uk.  they do some of the yellow school buses in america too amongst other things.  Its all well exciting  :wink:

i can honestly say I've never been on a National Express train in my life - unless they are coachbuilders as well as operators?

They used to run central trains and midland mainline.  They have only recently started to brand there trains as National Express.  They dont build there own trains although it would make my job more interesting if they did

I'm an IT Manager for a law firm... :tea:  :boring:

Wish I did something else

I'm a freelance writer dealing mainly with games and technology. I do a little commerical copywriting too but hopefully I'll be moving into beer journalism very soon.

For some reason I actually like what I do.

I am an Estates manager and a part time model, oh and friend of the stars

Yeah think so - near by where the Palace theatre is? - then I went to Relish or something like that I we got in on the guest list and VIP to some kind of hat party but I was a bit drunk and more excited that I saw Jason from Corrie!

I want to live in Manchester

Why on earth would you want to do that?

Manchester is an awesome city and I agree with Charlotte on wanting to live there.  Its got everything you could want.

i put soft stuff into big old computers for a building society and am planning to be a professional punter!

I'm sworn to secrecy......

Lately all i seem to do is web"design", SEO and traffic generation bollocks. I don't really enjoy it, but it pays the bills as they say. I'm also a bit of a blackhat as well, but despite my knowledge of various forms of blackhat seo, it's been on the back burner for a while so i'm a bit out of the game.

I'm slowly learning to become a web developer through PHP MySql and also plan to learn C# soon.

My heart is in marketing though, as it's what i live, breath talk and eat, so once i've rid myself of this underpaid coding crap, i'll be working exclusively in various forms of marketing, without distraction, within the next month.



Do you write direct response marketing copy and the like?

Yes for BT mainly, but it hurts my soul a bit.