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Someone famous? or someone who went on to be famous?

Don't tell us you're dating the goalkeeping coach at Pompey?

Damn you Rob! my secret is out :D

I spoke with billi piper :wink:

My sister used to be the girlfriend of James Alexandrou (Martin Fowler from 'stenders), although they were but about 12, so doesn't really count. Although she's still friendly with his sisters.

The bird from Harry Potter, Emma someone... (?) has been known to venture into the Oak in Marlborough, I've drunkenly eyed her up before. She's not bad.

Not really what you're asking Foggy mate but   8)

I thought about JFW whilst I was having a wank once. She's been on telly and stuff.

I went out with Anna Brecon (Played Lady Tara in emmerdale) a couple of times, i must have made an impression on her, she moved to Yorkshire

I dont know whether to laugh or cry at that comment Si!

does podging count?

But you haven't even seen it yet  :(

Couple of minor known 'models' and a lower league 'IT' gal but nothing even bordering on the time I cracked one off over a sleeping Gloria Huniford in Stanstead airport.

Not Jed Pitman again  :roll:

a million times NO!!!

Must be Howard Taylor then  :soapy tit wank:

For fucks sake Daz, I just laughed coffee all over my keyboard.

who the hell is Howard Taylor?????????

GWR Radio presenter

of course not!! where did that random name come from?  :?

I went out with a bird who I'm told went out with David Beckham after me. I was about 14 and we went out for about three weeks! She moved to Manchester when she was to go to some acting school. Dunno if it's true or not, but I like to think he had my sloppy seconds.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I got the impression you was in with the GWR crowd  :oops:

errrrrrrrr nope! sorry!

I've just found a picture of a bird I lived with for 4 years on the web....does that count ?   Thought I'd just check like to see if she became famous.

Readers wives??  :soapy tit wank:  :wink:

 Sadly not, although she is lying down on her back in the pic....my favourite view.

gonna post it? :mrgreen:

yeah go on Reg - we all know you are secretly utter filth!

Secretly?

Its a very sweet pic of youthful innocence....no filth at all.   So not much interest to you lot.

i once snogged Jen Biddall (Jessica in Hollyoaks) she lived next door to my aunty in corsham and used to see her quite a bit when i stayed at my aunties, does sleeping with a famous persons girlfriend count? If so i slept with the girl Wayne Bridge was going out with, although they are not together anymore.

Oh, that reminds me. A mate slept with the skinny blonde bird (Amy?) who used to be in Neighbours when she was doing panto at the Wyvern.

I've had dinner with the queens stamp collector.

My dad used to be TPT'S garnder and she invited him and family to a garden party to celebrate the new gardan my dad had made her and I shared a line with her.

the only other run in I've had with someone remotely famous was when I met paul jewell a few years ago when me and bushey met the swindon players in their dressing room before the wigan game (razor ruddock nearly knock me out but that's another stroy) I congratulted Paul Jewell on getting Sheffield Wenesday relugated funny enough he wasn't happy and stromed off. I like to think that my mocking spruded him on to greater things!!!!

my gay mate shagged gazzas fat mate once

I know gave me aids better tell your mum to get tested.

my mums dead so cant tell her really can i

try a medium they can do wonders.

Apparantly so so do capital letters .

 :D

Its been a long since you were a medium, fat lad

I went out with Billy Smarts daughter (circus fame) Jasmin a couple of times until she found out I was younger than her, I was 16 she was 19.

I suppose she went for the juggler ?

She was very hot if I remember. When is she up here doing panto next?

ha ha ha ruddock and jewell wanted to batter you gazza

that's my new favorite word.

also i have slept with Zoe, JFW's mate, altho she isnt famous but some of u will know her

:shock:  :shock:

sorry

thats just not fucking right

 :twisted:  :twisted:

whats that then?

My sister was once shagging Didz Hammond.

 The Cooper Temple Clause?

Yeah him not that he's much of a celebrity.

i got blown out by Louise Glover 2 weeks ago

Closing your eyes and imagining when your wanking off doesn't count.

i managed to say about 6 words before she told me to fuck off

who?

I once dated a bird who's sister knew someone who'd gone out with / slept with someone famous or something.

I can't really remember, and by dated I mean she shared my cheap cider.

that sounds like a promising relationship.

Shared cheap cider with = best relationship ever.

Louise Glover is a glamour model who used to date Lee Ryan from Blue, although her friend informed me she is now married

this is she

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f332/vivaset/louise-glover1.jpg

That picture looks really oddly distorted to me.

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