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Did you get your nuts wet

with cous cous?

beggers cant be choosers Jfw

his cooking obviously killed them both

It worked well thanks Macca, was impressed nearly messed up teh potato things but lowered teh heat

Pir Piri sauce is evil, ive been on teh loo all morning!

do you owe me a pint?

yes mate  :D

Result

Ash a little bit too much info there my love  :soapy tit wank:

I simply said if the meal tasted nice id get him a pint, its your dirty mind wandering again charlotte

think she means the shits ash

I think she was on about your squirty bottom Ash

NO the bit about being on the loo all morning!!

Shall I post a pic?!?!

errr I could live without that thanks - I always thought you were such a nice clean boy and that Dill was the naughty one?

Its my own fault, tried to do the man thing of putting loads on everything of mine, tasted it and it was well hot!! Couldnt not eat in in fear of looking weak

This is true, I have no pictures. I think Macca should cook for some lass next

Or Larwood?  I hear she likes a lot of Garlic?  :mrgreen:

I cook all the time

Harsh but funny  :D

You mean the 2 whole garlics instead of 2 cloves incident?  :mrgreen:

Oh bless her  :D

Bless her? She used to talk to me but doesn't no more

We could say the same thing about you macca, since you've gotten hitched, you don't write no more or give us the time of day  :cry:  You snob  :mrgreen:

oh like that is it? me and larwood shared the same hat and now she just ignores me

That garlic incident reminds me of something my aunt told me about my mum. Bless her, she trys hard with cooking but isn't very good. Apparently when she was trying to boil cabbage instead of boiling little bits of it she put the whole cabbage in. She said it was in the water for hours but didn't seem to be boiling.....
And then there was the time that we had Cheese and Onion flan. Myslef and my dad enquired as to the unusual taste, "OH NO" she said "I forgot to put the cheese in"

Yeah, that's really funny.  :-))(

You Germans, you're just a barrel of laughs aren't you!  :|

Bit harsh sam he is just sharing his moments with his mum.

Boiling a whole Cabbage instead of little bits, that must have made her a right sour-kraut when she found out her mistake.

On the subject of cooking and big fuck ups, when I was younger I thought I'd do the decent thing and make my dad a sandwich before he got home from work.

He got in the door and was dead chuffed to see 2 big doorsteps with ham, lettuce and tomato in. He sat there for a while and then said ''this lettuce is bloody tough''.


I said ''should be fine, mum bought it fresh yesterday, look''.

''Thats fucking cabbage'' he said!

My missus did the same to me last year, daft wench.

I always wondered how people got Courgette mixed up with cucumber...........

I suppose it only really matters if you're going to be eating it

Obviously.

My boss HATES cucumber with a passion - I felt really sorry for him as his partner brought him a Valentines day card with 2 cucumbers on the front and he got a bit upset - I mean they have been together 12 years!

Haha why would someone do that!  Also, where on earth sells a card with cucumbers on or was it home-made?  :mrgreen:

Perhaps it was a hint for sum bum fun ?

it was off Moonpig - Its like cucumbers dressed as men

this is the card - its not even funny or anything

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/cucs.jpg

Oh dear  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

women are weird

I was making some chips once.

I peelled and cut the spuds accordingly and left them in a jug whist waiting for the fat to get hot enough.

The time came for me to empty the jug of spuds into that fat and......

Well let's just that I now ALWAYS check incase somebody has filled the jug with water without me knowing.

I hate cucumber - but you don't have to eat the card ffs.