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Following Lady's futile attempts at pisstaking that I could not attend last nights game because I needed to do the Ironing.

I have now employed said person to do this and any other menial tasks that I feel is beneath me at this moment in time

ie : handjobs

How much she charge?

Our agreement  was confidential . Now find some other person to do this for you,

Contract Terminated

negotiable sunshine

 8)

ace.

Fred, you are a dirty old man.

:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

Hope you negotiated a good deal with washing, cleaning and shopping thrown in too.

Fred, in all seriousness whats it cost to have a bit of housework done and ironing etc? im thinking of getting someone in?

I thought what you said was that you had a pressing engagement ?

luci is doing your ironing?

(p.s. i hope i put those DVDs through the right door)

Got them mate

will watch one after the Engerland game

bout £15 a week for our size gaffs mate

Thats it? if its a company then send over details if you can, thats ace!

its sole trader mate

ill get some further details

her hubby is a gardener too

Good work, doesnt need much work doing but easier to let a women do it

Her brother is a roofer and her sister is a painter and decorator.

Sole traders they never come on their own you now, you have to watch those people.

You think you're just paying for the ironing Fred, in a couple of weeks your garden will have been landscaped, your house decorated, your tiles replaced and probably your y-fronts sown up.
Be careful son, very careful.

   I employ a cleaner .....they do washing and ironing, but I don't bother with that.  Washing is easy,   and I only iron on special occasions.

I been around long enough to be cute as DellBoy

believe me

It used to be me that was doing the rumbling mate

Sole traders are ace, they avoid some bits of tax  :D  I dont mind washing or irtoning its the cleaning I hate

Cheers frederick

used to have a cleaner she was fit used to get a right hard on when she was around? shame i was only 15!

Just to clarify no I am certainly not.  :D

Same as! I have a cleaner too but I do the washing and ironing
my cleaner is ace! especially as Im working 7 days a week at the moment

Blokes are allowed to hire cleaners. Women are most definitely not.

Do you go round after them and inspect their work, and if they have not done it properly give them a good spanking  or force them to do the jobs women love to do :soapy tit wank:

No - but I do tend to "clean up cause the cleaners coming round"

she is excellent at her job and her coming once a fortnight means on the rare day me and my boyfriend have a day off together we dont have to spend all day cleaning the house

Exactly. They know their place and have preformed menial tasks for years, it's in their blood and they feel it gives their life meaning.

If you can give a bird some housework to do and pay her a token wage, then maybe she can save up and buy some new sponges or saucepans or something. It's also nice to know you're making them feel good about having something important to do in their little world, everyone's a winner.

I feel it's a bit like giving to charity, as it makes the men feel good they're helping women achieve their goals.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Thats not what I meant, just dont see many male cleaners.....

Isn't naked male cleaners a bit of a niche market?

Thought of expanding your business portfolio Bushey?  :D

Ha there are two people who do that! turned over 200k last year I heard!