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Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: jim on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 17:30:42 Taken from Radio & TV Shows
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know. White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow? Contestant: Arm. White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...? Contestant: Strong. White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name? Contestant: Louis. White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World? Contestant: Frank Sinatra? LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS) Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy? Contestant: France Trelinski: France is another country. Try again. Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm. Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon? Contestant: Sorry, I don't know. Trelinski: Just guess a country then. Contestant: Paris . THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2) Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party? Contestant: The Conservative Party. GWR FM ( Bristol ) Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963? Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then. RTE RADIO 2FM ( IRELAND ) Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ..? Caller: Mohicans. PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIOMANCHESTER) Phil: What's 11 squared? Contestant: I don't know. Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle. Contestant: Is it five? RICHARD AND JUDY Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live? Contestant: Er . . . Leslie: He makes bread . . Contestant: Er . . Leslie: He makes cakes . . . Contestant: Kipling Street ? LINCS FM PHONE-IN Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world? Contestant: Barcelona Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. ROCK FM ( PRESTON ) Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci. Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 17:43:54 Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all
written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party? Contestant: The Conservative Party Ha ha....stupid or what everyone knows Oscar Wilde was never in the Conservative Party. Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: leefer on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 17:50:58 Reading jail i think Mr Wilde was at....thats Oscar not Marty!
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 18:00:59 They are ace Jim
Thanks for that.........................made I smile Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 18:08:53 I don't know the names of any countries in Spain
:soapy tit wank: Gotta wonder why we bother with the free education for all thing :P Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: strooood on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 18:15:08 seen em before :mrgreen:
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: jim on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 18:26:25 Quote from: "strooood" seen em before :mrgreen: There goes another rib Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 18:35:20 i've not seen them before, very good :D
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: strooood on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 22:59:03 Quote from: "jim" Quote from: "strooood" seen em before :mrgreen: There goes another rib what did you call me Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 23:00:14 a rigid inflatable boat?
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 00:55:51 Are you a sailor Axs? I didn't think they let gingers into the navy. Something to do with ginger being visible on radar or something.
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: axs on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 07:49:58 That's right they don't. :(
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 08:55:46 DUHHHHHHH!
Title: If you've seen them before don't tell me Post by: axs on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 17:45:23 Quote from: "fatbury of red jumper fame" DUHHHHHHH! thank you for your input. |