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Title: Uganda
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 08:49:42
Hey guys, wow been ages since i have witnessed the townend forum. Im in zanzibar right now so thought, haven't been on townend for a while.

Been in Uganda since october, here till march but having a 2 week break in Zanzibar. Uganda is work though mind, not a holiday! but right now, this is a holiday! and deserved.

I have managed to keep up with the town, marice malpas? never heard of him. All sounds like things are improving. How many times have we said that though!

if you wanna read what im doing then go on www.johnoinuganda.blogspot.com. i know yeovil red found it! haha was good to read the comment.

anyway, im back the day of swindon v carlisle, and i will hopefully be there if im okay and not tired. If not, i think brighton away would be the first game back, looking forward to it.

U reds!


Title: Uganda
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 08:52:36
Good to hear from you johno!!!  Keep up the good work!


Title: Uganda
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 08:57:57
Johno  8)


Title: Uganda
Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 08:58:21
we've all been following your tales johno, good work kidda. keep it up. you should get the club to send a load of shitrs over there.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 09:04:13
Wow!  Hope you're having a fab time!


Title: Uganda
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 09:15:22
Johno I can't believe you've survived living in that third world place for so long.  A place where any man could have his life prematurely ended by some neanderthal local.  A place that is so dangerous only the bravest people can live.

But enough of Calne, tell us more about your Ugandan experience.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 09:29:51
I thought you were talking about Glasgow.


Title: Uganda
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 09:51:33
8)


Title: Uganda
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:13:10
johno 8) 8) 8)


Title: Uganda
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:17:40
Quote from: "janaage"
Johno I can't believe you've survived living in that third world place for so long.  A place where any man could have his life prematurely ended by some neanderthal local.  A place that is so dangerous only the bravest people can live.

But enough of Calne, tell us more about your Ugandan experience.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Uganda
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:20:12
Calne, it's a sh1t hole, but it's our sh1t hole.

I might be moving back the City of Angels (Corner) soon!!


Title: Uganda
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:27:15
Have you seen the film Last King of Scotland Johno?  :D


Title: Uganda
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:29:34
He stars as the leading role Ralphy, it's amazing what they can do nowadays!


Title: Uganda
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:31:06
Idi Amin is ace.


Title: Uganda
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:39:43
Does that make Sonic Idi Admin ?


Title: Uganda
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:50:47
Quote from: "janaage"
Calne, it's a sh1t hole, but it's our sh1t hole.

I might be moving back the City of Angels (Corner) soon!!


ha ha! really? werent you Quemeford or Cherhill anyway?? well away from the ghettos?

anyway you can take the boy of Calne but you cant take Calne out of the boy!  :wink:


Title: Uganda
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 13:56:10
Quem-er-ford, Quem-er-Ford!!

As you say well away from the bronx.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 14:17:13
and only a short walk after beverages (underage) at the Jolly Miller! sigh I had to walk all the way back to North End ( I is like well from the bronx innit!)


Title: Uganda
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 14:46:12
Quote from: "i was once mexico red"
you should get the club to send a load of shitrs over there.

Fed up of this text speak, but why would the club want to send shitters to Mexico anyway? Surely they've got their own? Or did that reporter nick them all?


Title: Uganda
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 18:31:10
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Quote from: "janaage"
Calne, it's a sh1t hole, but it's our sh1t hole.

I might be moving back the City of Angels (Corner) soon!!


ha ha! really? werent you Quemeford or Cherhill anyway?? well away from the ghettos?

anyway you can take the boy of Calne but you cant take Calne out of the boy!  :wink:


cherhill is the worst area ever!

under no circumstances should you go there and never ever dare send your kids to that school.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 19:52:50
Johno has turned into the equivalent of Bob Hope or Bing Crosby in the Road to Zanzibar.....

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/65/RoadToZanzibar_1941.jpg/200px-RoadToZanzibar_1941.jpg

  Don't know if there's a Dorothy Lamour mind.

  Yeovil must be so proud.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 14:14:27
Calne is abit crap...i am missing it though at the moment. cheers for the comments.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 14:16:33
I will do a lap of honor round Calne sports centre hall for you if you like Johno?


Title: Uganda
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 14:16:44
Yay Johno! \ :D /


Title: Uganda
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 14:18:28
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Quote from: "janaage"
Calne, it's a sh1t hole, but it's our sh1t hole.

I might be moving back the City of Angels (Corner) soon!!


ha ha! really? werent you Quemeford or Cherhill anyway?? well away from the ghettos?

anyway you can take the boy of Calne but you cant take Calne out of the boy!  :wink:


cherhill is the worst area ever!

under no circumstances should you go there and never ever dare send your kids to that school.


 8)


Title: Uganda
Post by: Johno on Monday, February 25, 2008, 09:19:17
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I will do a lap of honor round Calne sports centre hall for you if you like Johno?


thats perfectly fine to do so.


Title: Uganda
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 25, 2008, 11:43:26
done!  8)

you are friends with Matt arnt you? I love Matt


Title: Uganda
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:41:28
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
done!  8)

you are friends with Matt arnt you? I love Matt
We all love Matt. Bless him and his afro!


Title: Uganda
Post by: DiV on Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:29:15
Quote from: "strooood"
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Quote from: "janaage"
Calne, it's a sh1t hole, but it's our sh1t hole.

I might be moving back the City of Angels (Corner) soon!!


ha ha! really? werent you Quemeford or Cherhill anyway?? well away from the ghettos?

anyway you can take the boy of Calne but you cant take Calne out of the boy!  :wink:


cherhill is the worst area ever!

under no circumstances should you go there and never ever dare send your kids to that school.


 8)


I see you repaid your sins by coaching football on a friday afternoon as well  :(


Title: Uganda
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 10:20:20
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
done!  8)

you are friends with Matt arnt you? I love Matt
We all love Matt. Bless him and his afro!


I miss him telling me about my bad posture and then giving me weird back massages on poolside that make me unable to walk  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Uganda
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 16:20:44
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
done!  8)

you are friends with Matt arnt you? I love Matt
We all love Matt. Bless him and his afro!


I miss him telling me about my bad posture and then giving me weird back massages on poolside that make me unable to walk  :soapy tit wank:

He does that to you aswell? Gosh that boy gets around!