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Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, April 18, 2005, 02:20:24 Over it's 92 year lifespan Neighbours has rightfully earned a reputation for being the most dramatic realistic depiction of Australian life currently on bbc one and therefore the best tv program ever.
However there are a small number of characters who have perhaps reached the end of their useful life in Neighbours and should now pack their bags and consign themselves to a less fulfilling life of pantomines and pop stardom or in Lyn Scully's case absolutely nothing. The question is who should leave next? Shouldl it be the clear favourite Lyn Scully who seems to lead a completely pointless existence now her husbands gone to live on a small elephant farm in the outback and her junkie son is in the states for rehab. The silly bint now just pisses everyone off by getting in the way and stealing valuable screentime from better characters, ie. all of them. Or should it be a shock exit, perhaps Stuart who's blind, boyd who shot Gus and burnt down lassiters and blamed it on Sky, Max or Summer who helped him, Jezebel who's now slept with the entire street but is quite fit or Stingray who has a stupid name, or Serena who still looks 14. Should it be an even bigger shock, Susan, Karl, Lou, Toadie. (Odviously not Harold) or maybe even someone else. One thing is clear whoever leaves the standard of storylines will remain as the last ( or as many would say only ever) bastion of quality scriptwriting like a small lighthouse emitting a powerful beam of light into the murky sea of television soaps. Saying that Harold leaving would be a disaster, if rumours are to be believed and he will soon be instilled as the next pope we can only hope this will not affect the great mans television career as he has brought solace and joy to masses around the world and we can only hope this continues and he doesn't get lost behind another rock for 10 years. Now Vote! Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 18, 2005, 06:38:56 3 most annoying characters in Neighbours have to be Lyn, Summer and Valda. Get rid of them all! Although if i could only get rid of one it would have to be Lyn.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 18, 2005, 06:39:55 Ben, I like your ploy to fish out those who haven't watched it in a while :wink:
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 07:49:34 Haha I spotted that. :D
Lyn all the way. Should be strung up and gang raped by tigers and kangaroos. Theres gonna be a 20th anniversary DVD released in December. I already got the births deaths and marriges one, Still can't watch the madge death without getting upset. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: McLovin on Monday, April 18, 2005, 08:39:42 I've voted for Max. If he was my dad i'd have stabbed him to death with a spoon by now. He's just down right rubbish. Also, his rages aren't totally believable.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: adje on Monday, April 18, 2005, 09:07:18 You cant vote for more than one-shame,this is the worst set of characters in history(the divine Libby apart)
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, April 18, 2005, 10:36:41 Libby's already left, clearly you're not watching it enough. If you did I'm sure you'd grow to appreciate them more.
I heard a story on the news recently how some monks who'd abstained from watching tv for over 500 years installed a tv in their monastery just so they could watch the end of season finale where lassiters burnt down. A touching story which demonstrates neighbours universal appeal. :king Quote Monks install TV for Neighbours finale The monks of Caldey Island are to have a television installed at the monastery for the first time so they can watch the Neighbours end of season finale on Thursday. Because of the height of the building's walls, a satellite dish will be installed to pick up the TV signal. A local supplier is lending a dish, which will be installed on Thursday and taken down soon afterwards. Brother Francis said the order, based off the Pembrokeshire coast, did not watch TV but it was a "one off event". Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:19:43 Best thead for years 8)
Lyn should fuck off because she's the most annoying character ever and there's no fucking point in her being there anymore. Serena's hot. She's 18 :D Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:21:33 Toadie should fuck off and die. That is all. He's a fat fuck. That is really all. A fat fuck with a stupid goatee. End of.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:24:10 Toadie's my fat idol
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:25:57 I've critized nayboors in the past for being shite (i stand by my point) but I end up watching it 2/3 times a week as Mrs Monte is more addicted to soaps than i am nicotine.
Therefore Stingray should fuck right off as he has the worst name in history and is a total fuckhole. Sky needs a darned good shagging since she went blonde too Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:26:46 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Toadie's my fat idol The guitarist from the hives is my fat idol. The blokes a legend. www.luger.se/.../ hives%202004%2001.jpg Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:29:02 Ever noticed that Stringray can't talk, he has to shout every fucking thing he says. I hate that little fucking twat. He would be my second choice. FACT.
Guitarist from Hives is a great fat man. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:30:00 Quote from: "simon pieman" 3 most annoying characters in Neighbours have to be Lyn, Summer and Valda. Get rid of them all! Although if i could only get rid of one it would have to be Lyn. Spot on! Is that a moustache Summer is getting? Lyn is annoying, end of! Valda is barely in it though. Dr. K (Alan Fletcher) is touring the UK (mostly Student Unions) this summer and is playing Plymouth Uni... As a student of that establishment, I shall be there! {EDIT} I cannot believe Toadie is disliked... LEGEND... Who else can go from Mischievous Teen Clown going nowhere in life to a hard working Lawyer who Wrestles with a Irish Man Who Can't Read? NO ONE! Thankyou Susan Smith! Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:31:27 Is he bringing Iszy? Or is it just a one man show?
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:34:46 Quote from: "janaage" Is he bringing Iszy? Or is it just a one man show? One can only dream Izzy will be there as a groupie... It's his band! You can download one of his tracks on his website and it's a truely crap Anti-Iraq song. Yeah... I've been there. :roll: Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:38:58 Whay is Karl so against Iraq? :wink:
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:41:16 Quote from: "Piemonte" Whay is Karl so against Iraq? :wink: http://www.alanfletcher.net/peace/index.html You asked. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:50:53 I'm downloading perfectly comfortable as I type. I can hardly wait to hear this protest song from Doctor Karl.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:52:28 It's erm emotional... It's on my iPod though!
Why did I say that. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:56:30 bloody hell, that song is shee-ite
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 11:57:06 Quote from: "simon pieman" bloody hell, that song is shee-ite Can't say I didn't warn you! Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, April 18, 2005, 12:07:52 This is really bad. But good. I don't understand.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Monday, April 18, 2005, 12:13:05 Kinda McCartney-esque. Take a bow Alan. That was terrible.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: adje on Monday, April 18, 2005, 13:47:41 I thought Libby was on vacation-I'm gutted!My fat idol is Frank Black,by the way.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Monday, April 18, 2005, 15:18:16 Rich we must be coming from opposite ends of the Neighbours watching spectrum, cos that Paddy who can't read needs a good kicking. I hate him almost as much as Garrad Rebeckie.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: blinkpip on Monday, April 18, 2005, 15:39:45 Kill the lot off. :soapy tit wank: I hate them all :evil:
Yeah, really. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 15:45:11 dunno what the hell you lot are on about. Perfectly Comfortable is fucking genius. Think theres a guitar tab for it somewhere on the website too (or used to be). Soon as I get round to replacing one of my strings I'm out busking that bad boy tune to the streets of exeter
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, April 18, 2005, 16:03:37 My housemate is looking for the guitar tab for that "don't look back...." song that's in every episode. Anyone know where this can be found?
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 16:08:52 Nope
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Monday, April 18, 2005, 16:31:22 I heard that Karl dies soon..... :o so i'll go for karl and get it right 8)
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 18, 2005, 16:32:32 why would you get it right?
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: swindonbob on Monday, April 18, 2005, 17:44:04 Ive heard that rumour as well...... apparantly in the summer izzy sees karl coming out of susans house after a NIGHT OF HOT PASSION. To get away from both the old bints, he goes away to a summer house on his own. While he is there he suffers a HEART ATTACK and uses his last phone call to declare his undying love to ONE of the two women in his life using his last breaths. Who knows who that woman will be though.
To be fair i would declare it to izzy - id give anything to be in a sauna with her! Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 18, 2005, 17:48:34 Quote from: "swindonbob" Ive heard that rumour as well...... apparantly in the summer izzy sees karl coming out of susans house after a NIGHT OF HOT PASSION. To get away from both the old bints, he goes away to a summer house on his own. While he is there he suffers a HEART ATTACK and uses his last phone call to declare his undying love to ONE of the two women in his life using his last breaths. Who knows who that woman will be though. To be fair i would declare it to izzy - id give anything to be in a sauna with her! i think he recovers. stuart gets run over soon and boyd goes a bit pyschotic Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 18, 2005, 18:08:57 Yeah Karl has a heart attack but he gets revived.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 18, 2005, 18:37:04 Quote from: "swindonbob" Ive heard that rumour as well...... apparantly in the summer izzy sees karl coming out of susans house after a NIGHT OF HOT PASSION. To get away from both the old bints, he goes away to a summer house on his own. While he is there he suffers a HEART ATTACK and uses his last phone call to declare his undying love to ONE of the two women in his life using his last breaths. Who knows who that woman will be though. To be fair i would declare it to izzy - id give anything to be in a sauna with her! Plus, everyone knows Susan likes the rug anyway Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 00:17:59 I refuse to believe any of these rumours are true. Someone told me lana died a few months ago and it has not happened.
Looks like Lyn is the popular choice so far then. Today she was helping Toadie with his wrestling because odviously having being married to Joe she knows a lot about wrestling. :?: There's clearly no storylines left for her. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 11:46:07 The scenes with Toadie yesterday were probably her best ever on Neighbours as she was tolderable!
BBC guy just said todays episode is a raunchy one... As long as I don't see anymore of Paul Robinson (England No. 1) I'm happy. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 12:04:15 Talking of which, did anyone see the monumental episode last week where we saw Izzy in a negligee (sp?) and Serena skinny dipping in her under crackers? Now THAT was high quality entertainment.
How old is Serena by the way, i don't know whether it was right for me to have appreciated her 'assets'. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 12:06:38 She's 18 8)
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 13:32:35 Todays episode was disappointing... what is Stingrays brother up to tut-tut-tut. :roll:
The artist formally known as Mrs K did the world best suprised expression when Paul announced to the class he'd been put away for fraud. :shock: Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 16:28:31 Quote from: "flammableBen" Yeah Karl has a heart attack but he gets revived. dam i heard he dies so he would be the next one to die therefore my prediction would of been correct. :( well, i don't care now. lyn is crap though. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:30:22 I dont know why its just rumours! You can probably just look at the Neighbours website... I choose not to!
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 17:50:42 Quote from: "RichPullen" I dont know why its just rumours! You can probably just look at the Neighbours website... I choose not to! I try not to, but sometimes on long lonely evenings I can't resist Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 18:13:43 I've sent this poll to the producers of neighbours and they've reassured me that they will endeavour to write Lyn out of the show as soon as possible. :beers
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: adam192 on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 18:25:41 Lets hope Lyn dies by being bitten by a rabid dingo or something and then Flick comes back for the funeral and lives up to her name!
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:42:51 we want our flick back, we want our flick back! we want our flick back, we want our flick back! 8)
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:44:12 Quote from: "Johno" we want our flick back, we want our flick back! we want our flick back, we want our flick back! 8) and dee while ya there Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:46:13 shes dead...thats impossible! actually its neighbours, they can do what they want. yeh okay, Dee will be back soon. hurrah! 8)
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:47:09 Quote from: "Johno" shes dead...thats impossible! actually its neighbours, they can do what they want. yeh okay, Dee will be back soon. hurrah! 8) did they ever find the body? if they did i missed that. Thought it could be another Harold storyline Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:48:24 no i don't think they did. didn't she die in the car or something? after the wedding i believe. man...im sad. :(
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:50:22 Quote from: "Johno" no i don't think they did. didn't she die in the car or something? after the wedding i believe. man...im sad. :( toadie drove off cliff. car lands in the sea. toadie gets to surface of water.....where's dee? toadie goes under water.....dee's not in the car. search and rescue cannot find dee....dee is lost at sea....the end? Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 20:57:31 oh yeh, thats it! well, its one of them things neighbours does to keep people watching...dee will turn up in a few years as a different person! :wink:
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 21:06:04 Remember, nobody ever dies in Neighbours - they just go to West Warrataugh.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 21:19:17 One of my House mates found a petition to get the 'don't look back' song released in the uk..
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?adamknox&1 there should be a cd of all the neighbours background tunes, that would be awesome Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 21:24:24 Quote from: "flammableBen" One of my House mates found a petition to get the 'don't look back' song released in the uk.. http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?adamknox&1 there should be a cd of all the neighbours background tunes, that would be awesome i believe there is: http://www.perfectblend.net/comment/cd.htm Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 21:36:09 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "flammableBen" One of my House mates found a petition to get the 'don't look back' song released in the uk.. http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?adamknox&1 there should be a cd of all the neighbours background tunes, that would be awesome i believe there is: http://www.perfectblend.net/comment/cd.htm Sweet cheers. Might have to waste some of my student loan importing a copy:) Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 21:41:28 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "flammableBen" One of my House mates found a petition to get the 'don't look back' song released in the uk.. http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?adamknox&1 there should be a cd of all the neighbours background tunes, that would be awesome i believe there is: http://www.perfectblend.net/comment/cd.htm Sweet cheers. Might have to waste some of my student loan importing a copy:) £13.99 from Tesco: http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/Product.aspx?R=568892 christ i'm being ultra helpful today for no apparent reason Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 22:02:14 Dee will probably come back at some point though she looked a bit weird with her stupid high trousers.
That don't look back song is a true classic, so heartfelt. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 21, 2005, 22:08:39 Dee was fit at the start but she was ageing really badly towards the end of her neighbours career. Don't think she'll come back for a while, no story line for her at the moment. Toady needs a long term relationship to make it interesting, now the sindi thing has finished the only story line he's got is the wrestiling one.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: McLovin on Friday, April 22, 2005, 08:02:38 I always liked the 'One Good Reason' song...
"Just give me one good reason, why i should go home again... give me one good reason, ONE GOOD REASON, give me one good reason why i should etc etc etc." Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: janaage on Friday, April 22, 2005, 11:02:23 Best soap song ever "cappucino" by Lance and Martin in Home and Away
"Cappa, cappa, capps cap-cappucino, I ordered her a glass of vino, cappa, cappa, cappa, cap-cappucino - that's all she wanted!!". Ah those were the days when H&A was better than Neighbours. Lasted for about two years. Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:31:32 You could tell Harold was getting really angry with Lou today 'cos all of his 9 chins were wobbling, great tv.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, April 23, 2005, 15:54:47 I love harold. I'm straight but if theres one bloke who's cock I'd suck it would be Harolds
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: swindonbob on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 14:28:05 Ive got the one good reason song downloaded. Its actually rubbish as a song.
Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Johno on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 16:41:09 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I always liked the 'One Good Reason' song... "Just give me one good reason, why i should go home again... give me one good reason, ONE GOOD REASON, give me one good reason why i should etc etc etc." damn right! 8) Title: Who Should Leave Neighbours Next? Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 16:42:34 Quote from: "Johno" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I always liked the 'One Good Reason' song... "Just give me one good reason, why i should go home again... give me one good reason, ONE GOOD REASON, give me one good reason why i should etc etc etc." damn right! 8) no that's the Shaft tune :roll: |