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Right, where do I start

Get back from Hull, parents are out cant get a lift into town so I drive, mates 21st arrive at the savoy everyone is there. Olly is alread how he usually is at the nights end, he cant even stand up and ends up throwing up in the bogs and starting on the water...

Everyone else is fine, so we leave the Savoy and go down town towards walkabout/litten tree. Gav who's 21st it is, wants to go to walkabout because his parents are in there. On the way Gav sees his former best mate whose girlfriend he slept with (gavs best mates ex bird who he slept with is out with us) Gavs ex-best mate just walks off, yet Gav who was in the wrong keeps getting in his face as he walks down town. Gavs dad + me and few mates run down town and try and pull Gavin away and let michael walk on.

Anyway because of the cup semi final there are loads of extra coppers about, me and my mates end up getting threatened to be arrested because we are pulling Gavin away. His dad pulls him away then a police man grabs gavs dad and slams him up against the police fan. Fuck sake hes stopping his son having a fight, yet he gets treated like shit and man handeled by police.

While this has been going on gavs mother has been having a slanging match with the girl in the equation. Gav storms off, calms down and comes back.....we leave him to it with his family and try to go in litten tree where they wont let coppo in because he is wearing trainers....even though there are people in there wearing trainsers....Gav is then having another go with his dad, we try to break it up and pretty much the same as before happens....

We eventually leave gav and go off to bedroom, quick drink losing a few mates on the way...gav included...we then go to studio.

I drive, but there is 7 of us.....and they persuaded me to try and fit all 7 in my car....4  in the back....3 in the front....come to the roundabout....cop car sitting there....goes left though....decide I'll drop them off before studio at the garage, only there is a cop car there, so I try to discreatly let 3 people out then drive on to studio...

So we eventually get in there......then coppo, liam and simon decide to have a drinking contest. Becky chips in and drinks a shots. Coppo, Liam and Becky are smashed. Simon can barely walk it took 20 minutes and three guys just to pull his trousers up after he had a piss. Then outside the toilets he sits down....trying to talk to me but cant understand what hes saying and he cant even stand up.

Me and Olly (who is now sober by this point!?) are helping him up bouncers telling us to take him out or he will get thrown out. Simon wants to stay but cant understand the fact we have no choice and he cant walk...

So we get him out, next step is getting him into my car. He moans that Olly and me are hurting him, while propping him up. He tries to fight us, even though without us he cant even stand. We eventually get him in the back of the car along with Becky. Olly, Liam and Coppo go for a kebab. I drive down abit towards pipers roundabout and stop in a turning (was going to take all 6 home but  not get them all in the car around studio.

Simon/Becky decide on some fresh air while we are waiting. Becky gets out the car and tries to support Simon as he gets out, ask her if she needs a hand she says no. She cant support Simon, he falls forward smacks his head on the open door and falls back on the pavement. Eyes pure white, no movement. Becky breaks into panic shouts at him, no reaction I fucking shit myself here big time. We turn him over onto his side and shout at him some more.

He eventually communicates back, but not very well, choke a bit like he needs to be sick. Cant get him to sit up. Becky is in hyper panic mode and getting in the way. I ring Olly who runs from the kebab place kebabless to help. We then decide to ring Gary (Simons dad) have to get him out of bed and give him directions to where we are, meaning while Olly has Simon in the recovery position and he is throwing up on himself/everyone.

Olly being the only other sober one has left Liam and Coppo behind, they were also doing the shots and are smashed and have no idea how to get to where we are, then do eventually but forgot Ollys kebab.

Simons dad arrives and finally we manage to lift him up and get him in the back of the car, where he continues to dribble/throw up...

Then I dropped everyone off and got home

That was the night from hell, fights, drinking contest, people almost passed out

Really fucking shit me up big time when Simon fell forward, banged his head on the car door then fell to the pavement with his eyes wide open followed by no response

Just had to get that all down somewhere.....bet none of you read it or care....but thanks for listening or not.....

The moral to this story is if your going out get pissed because theres nothing worse than drunk mates when your sober.

Imagine if I wasnt sober though....god know whats would have happened

none of it.

luck can be a right cunt sometimes.

I like that quote...

'luck can be a right cunt sometimes'

Spoken like a true fan of 3rd division mid table rubbish :wink:

ah well, i'll just have to take comfort from that jefferson louis (how did you let that useless lump of shit score!?) header. it was on national tv and all.

The funny thing is I bet all your mates had the most epic night since July 2001.

I had a wee stinker too, got home headed out. Mates all arguing and I was as sober as anything.  Went to ponana which I have started to hate progressively more in recent weeks.  HAve two drinks before announcing to my mates id rather 'finger my arse' than stay in this hole.  We decide to leave one lad in there whos loves it and head down town.  Coppers were everywhere and for some reason when coppers are about I get nervous, they make me uneasy and for some reason a fair few of them know me!

Anyway everywheres packed and we end up in (yes this is shocking) cas bar.  Decide to make the most of our crap night so have a dancing competition and I won after doing a break dance to 'Hammer Time' what a song! Gets to 3am and by now im tipsy (dont know why) get back to west swindon with a couple of the lads and do a runner from teh cab.  First time ever but get home.  

As I wasnt drunk no drunken messages were sent, decided to send a couple of nice msgs to some lasses but that was all.....well until I commited a sin and left my phone next to me on teh sofa as I feel asleep.  Woke up this morning to discover my mates have sent messages like 'in gay' to family and 'I like to lick girls bumholes' to females on teh phone.

What a shit weekend........

must have been something in the air last night.......
major trouble at club, blokle gropes some girls breasts kicks off with boyfriend major fight, two arrests, bloke done for sexual assault, then
another bloke takes a girl down to the beach and rapes her then when hes done comes back into my fuckin club. cunt. so had the police waiting outside my club all night for him to come out, got the perverted cunt though.

first time we have ever had trouble like that then we have 2 in one night

Fair play Mex, but should have bottled his fucking face

Yeah fuck me rapists are sick, if it happened to a mate of mine id find teh fucker and kill him

anyone seen 'irreversible'? rapists should be slowly killed.

I was battered last night.  Drank half a bottle of Vodka on my own before leaving the house discovered myself in the middle of a cat fight then couldn't get the key in the door of my flat.

Was discovered asleep in the hall at 4

Rapists will never know how much pain they cause people..do you think rapists only do it for self pleasure? or do they knwo the pain they will cause and get a kick out of it?

i really don't know why they do it. i think the reason is dependent on the particular person - some may do it for power etc.  they will never know the violation and humilation that they cause, or even begin to imagine it, otherwise these incidents would not occur

 :roll:  Women are to soft they should just pick themselves up, dust themselves off and carry on. All the complaining and making a scene its just embarressing and undignified.

I know a woman who was raped, and she's always really nervous around drunk men.  

I also know a lad who was falsely accused of rape, they even put his name in the paper, which I don't think should be allowed until conviction personally.

You honestly honestly believe that? If you do your fuckin sick

is that bloke from swindon Amir? I know someone in that situation too

no, he doesn't.

Some fucker spiked my 18yr old nymphettes drink last night, luckily she was out with mates so they got her home in one piece.  

Is it a kick from doing it or a desperation for sex?

surely a prozzy would be better than springing some surprise sex on some poor soul

poor soul doesn't even cover it.

I am being extreme. But the point I am trying to make is that obviousley rape is a bad thing. But in a lot of ways its how people react to it that determines how people are effected by it. I used to work in a childrens home and often young girls would sometimes be sent to us because they had been raped by parents,brothers,neighbours etc so they couldnt  stay at home. Generally the case was that a girl from a nice middle class area would be devastated and probably be in psychopherapy until shes about 50 but a girl thats grown up on a bad council estate would just shrug her shoulders and say it was a bit unpleasent but im more worried about the roof leaking or that we dont have enough food to eat or whatever.

Steve McMahon was satin are you really that sick or were you pissed up when you wrote that shit.  Rape is a horrible thing to ever go through.  I have known 3 girls in my life who this has happened to.  I acknowledge girls who walk home along a country lanme in a mini skirt are putting themselves in danger but fuck me its not a case of lets just dust ourselves down and get on with it forthese girls.

I know one girl who still hasnt opened up to it really and has not been able to accept what happened nor should she.  The girl im on about is as bubbly as they come but as soon as she starts to talk about it she clams up and is totally different.

Rape can affect a womens life forever and your a sick cunt when saying its not really a big deal.  I wouldnt wish rape on you,. I take it your a bloke and if so id be nearly saying go up teh london street club get raped and then see if you can dust yourself down.

I believe that if you rape someone you should have your knackers cut off and then placed for one week in a cell with teh most horrific gay criminals in teh UK and still that wouldnt be enough punishment.  Anyone can get laid, be it a fatty a single mum with 7 children or actually put in a few months of hard graph with a nice lass and try and get a relationship with them.  Also what fucks me off is if a girl says no and a bloke carries on, no means no.

I make no appologies for my rant but ive met girls in my line of work who have been raped and these girls may have coem from a council estate but they havent brushed themselves down.  QUITE FRANKLY YOUR TALKING A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS AND YOUR A CUNT.  TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR YOU PRICK.

Twat. Dazzza Get him chucked off....

Agree

Some of his controversy was quite funny, this was just plain wrong.  Out you go, sunshine...  :evil:

Like alot of things in life a time and a place..... and certain things you dont joke about unless in a very close circle of friends

I agree that that post was in bad taste but I think it should just be deleted instead of chucking mickey out completely 'cos he's generally been ok.

...because Newcastle were in town, i cant believe anyone hasnt mentioned it yet. must have been at least 2000-3000 of them all stopping over on the way to cardiff.

they were a good laugh though & said swindon town centre was like being in tenerife with everyone out on the streets & all the bars so close together  :D  

howay enrique, lets gan down the toon!

saw rory fallon & andy nicholas in revolution aswell - lucky me!

The Geordies were class in Walkabout around 8ish. Up for a laugh, so they were.

Yeah I met a few during the night!  Always a good laugh newcastle people

Don't ban Steve M.W.S.  Let's not get carried away with it all.  I don't condone his comments but I have taken them with the pinch of salt that some others should have.

Definitely anything S.M.W.S says should be taken with an entire lorry full of salt.

thats not funny at all he she.

too far Mickey, too far.

I cannot believe there are people on this planet making fun out of rape! Sheesh :x

yay some modding at last

Way too fucking far, and then some!

Severe credibility loss for the administration here folks.

Pandering to the whims of a warped egotist is fraught with danger. MHWG has a reputation which is well deserved. Those of us that know his track record could see this coming.

The problem now is the lack of reaction. Where is the moderation?

Get rid of this obscenity now ... and I don't just mean the post.

There's no point going back and deleting the offending posts, as everyone has read them already, but anything else mickey posts that is intended to wind people up I will delete it.

I'd probably have done it earlier, but I've been away all weekend so I've missed most of it.

There's every point in acting appropriately.

Salvaging some reputation might be one motive.

To do nothing is not an alternative.

I thought it was funny in all honesty  :oops:

i didn't find it offensive. not that it isnt but its mickey, we all know thats the type of shite he comes up with from time to time. hes still alright though

his comments were out of order, and badly informed.

 They dont especially offend me, but i can see how it would to anyone who has been raped or been close to a girl that has.

I'm not a fan of total censorship though, I think an apology will do

I have booted his alter ego so it will be easier to keep tabs on.

hehehe

Oh come on give credit where credit is due I think Sonicyouth did well. I designed this little incident especially to test the moderaters competence and he has passed.

Anyhow i am not a 'dangerous warped egotist' anymore. I am a responsible, mature forum member. This has been recognized by the rest of the forum.  Consequently I am front runner to be a future moderater. See here. http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2611 :soapy tit wank:

Blimey Mickeys back then.Stop it you bad fucker!

Ive been mountain biking with my dog today or I would have moderated you arse right back to Bristol. :?

No you wouldnt you wouldnt have cared. Is that your dog?  He doesnt look very freindley

Your probably right.

He's super friendly but does look a bit hard in that photo

Think the word for people like you is pathetic

ssshhh! you'll only bait him into doing it more