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..today that one of the backers of Mr Fittons consortium is none other than James Dyson. I trust my informant implicitly on this one. I have no reason not to and he is very close to people with connections in the town. :shock:  :wink:  
I also heard another member is some big time geordie racehorse owner (minted) and there is also a sheik racehorse owner/breeder involved. It all appears that the consortium consists of some seriously wedged gentlemen which in my humble opinion can only be a fucking great thing.  :beers:

hopefully this will be confirmed on friday

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Indeedy Dave. There's something about a bloke with a horses head that I just don't trust.

If it is Dyson, can Mr Fitton ask him how the fuck the pipe attachment thing works on our upright DC07. The stairs need cleaning.

Push the yellow bit in, then it comes apart.

I am James Dyson.

if its dyson can someone ask him to give my mate and his friends in malmesbury there jobs back that he shipped out to the far east .greedy cunt.

He makes good Hoovers  :wink:

It's not a hoover, it's a vacuum cleaner!  :evil:

Got one!

:wink:  :mrgreen:

I love it when your hear Dyson being interviewed and people call his machine a hoover, he gets so pissy.

Fair play mind, Hoover is a brand name and not a device!

My gramp worked on the production line at Dyson for a few years, they also must've had it drummed into them because he couldn't stand it being called a Hoover either.

I lived in Malmesbury until I was 16. True story that.

I went to Malmesbury once.

The fact everyone had 12 fingers scared me.

My Dysons broken as well. :x

I nearly said fucked but decided against it.

Doesnt Jamie Cullum come from there? that must explain why he is a good pianist the extra fingers must come in handy!

We had one a few years back, supposed to be a special pet hair sucker-upper job. It was crap, kept clogging up because of the, duh, pet hairs every time we used it. So you'd do downstairs, then have to disassemble the thing and manually unclog it before you could do upstairs. Bloody useless, it was. Never bought a Dyson since.

If you want a proper vacuum cleaner then get a Kirby.

the most overpriced cleaners you could ever buy.had one of those salesmen round.fuck me, i anyone that bought one of those was a right sucker.

they are fucking good though and last a lifetime.

not as good as the money they wanted.i was also offered a job by them.i know the bollocks they come out with.all thge old salesman tricks are used by those fuckers.phone calls from head office whilst a demo is given etc,etc,etc.

Every home needs a Henry :D

http://vacuum-cleaner.electrical-guide.info/images/content/henry-numatic-cylinder.jpg

This thread is a perfect example of why internet forums are so great! The thread starts with rumours about who might be involved with the takeover and ends with whats the best vacuum cleaner!  :soapy tit wank:  :P

Dysons are overpriced and unreliable in my experience. The motor went on the first one I bought, and the on'off switch on the second, both within 2 years.
 I bought a £50 Hoover from Tescos which appears to do a very similar job, thinking I could buy about 2.3 more of these to reach the Dyson price, but strangely it has lasted longer and is going strong. What's that all about?

miele are best.

If it's pet hair removal you're after we eventually found one of the Panasonic ones to be very good. No idea what model it is etc but it's black if that helps.

Thanks Paul  :D

Just get tiled/wooden floors like we have in Thailand, and you'll never have to hoover, sorry, vacumn clean again.

What is a hoover, vacuum cleaner thingy, never heard of them before????

Wish the Dyson had been - crap it was.  Have got a Henry now

it's that thing your wife/girlfriend/mother/sister/thai bride pushes around the house whilst complaining

I'm the only thing that gets pushed around in my house, so is my name Hoover?

i don't know, do you suck?

Only when I have my teeth out!!!

No probs - the Trust aims to provide an overall service to Town fans: whether it's removal of unwanted boards or unwanted pet hairs, we're here to help  :D