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Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: dell boy on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:11:05 My lovely little girl today passed her driving test (2nd attempt), she will be 18 in April.
2007 has been quite expensive with her and 2008 doesn't look like it will be any cheaper: So far I have forked out for both tests and numerous lessons, brought her a reasonable second hand Fiesta. Both my lads brought their own cars, good lads. My daughter goes to University next year so more money (lots of), neither my lads did, they went straight out to work. I also in a drunken mess promised to pay for her holiday in Zante in July, oh boy. In the future: Of course if she gets married then its dad who pays again, with the lads it will be down to the girls parents (I bloody hope, they better meet rich tarts). My God, daughters are so expensive, but mine like a lot of other dads is the apple of my eye, love her to bits and shes worth every penny. :soapy tit wank: :soapy tit wank: Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Ralphy on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:12:52 How long before someone posts asking for pics of your daughter.... :wink:
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: axs on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:13:42 i was going to ask for her hand in marriage.
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: dell boy on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:14:30 Quote from: "Ralphy" How long before someone posts asking for pics of your daughter.... :wink: You can find her on the front cover of several magazines (and not the dirty bloody magazines). She works part-time as a model for a couple of agencies. She is a beautiful and I mean beautiful blonde, and there is absolute no chance of me posting a picture Ralphy. Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:19:01 pics please :mrgreen:
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:25:12 I paid for your daughter. She was pretty cheap and took it up the arse.
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Ralphy on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:27:08 What magazines then? :D
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: axs on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:28:00 Quote from: "Si Pie" I paid for your daughter. She was pretty cheap and took it up the arse. As Lily Allen says - you can't get pregnant up the bum-bum. Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, December 31, 2007, 13:53:31 I definately want to know more... :D
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: STFC4LIFE on Monday, December 31, 2007, 15:13:31 Is she single? Seriously?
She's my age. 8) Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:08:49 To slightly break the tune, fancy being my dad?
I've had to pay for all of the above this year (Daughter sex apart) and I'm broke. Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:10:09 She sounds interesting. A little young for me, but I am 21 own my own house (no mortgage) and I am rich - i'll marry her
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: axs on Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:10:59 i think you should put her on eBay.
Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Ralphy on Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:21:36 I am 26, Own my own flat (no mortgage) and like gingers.
She'll do. Title: Daughters are so expensive Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, December 31, 2007, 17:29:50 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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