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Im gonna kick things that damage my health to touch, cut down drink etc and make more effort with family

Can someone find last years thread ?????

I cant be arsed

Here's 2006's.....its usual to wait until Jan 1st though.

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Story of my life always too early!Mine is starting 1st jan which means I have a week left to get messy

my resolution for 2006 was "lose weight, work harder, stop fucking about"...two out of three wasn't bad, although i didn't do it until 2007.

my resolution last year was to become an agoraphobic hermit. not sure i succeeded there, i'm more sociable nowadays.

this years resolution will be to start drinking again.

Mine was to only drink at weekends. That went out of the window in mid January.

Some TEFers notable one's for 2007 were:



Oops!

And did John and Yeovil succeed?



I think Dave was the only one to stick to his



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in an attempt to balance that out, this years resolution will be to get bladderd more

To be fair though Sam I did learn to drive

I think i managed to nail all 4.

My aim this year is to up my quota for all 4 once again

i still haven't tried crack or heroin  :(

i've done the crack thing.think coke but a bit stronger with shorter effects.
heroin is a deffo no no and about the only recreational drug i've never touched.been to too many funerals that shit has caused.

Amen bruv

What Arriba said.

I dont know anyone whos died of Heroin so its probably fine kids.

anyway.isn't it a bit soon for the new year resolutions?

don't inject stuff. it's wrongness kids.

But injecting adrenalin would be fucking top notch surely? I'd love a go on some needles full of adrenalin.

yes dont inject. snort or smoke it.

Learn to play the guitar

try and be a good Dad

Be civil to my ex for Jenna's sake

Make next xmas better for Jenna than this one is.

Swim with a Dolphin(s)

Meet a yank waitress called Charmaine and do all sorts

Get my driving licence back, then say to work that I still want to commute on the train (it's ace fun)

To see my Mum and Dad next Xmas day and for them to see me happy

To be told I dont have to take all these tablets

To have a steak

To take Jenna to football at every opportunity and buy her a kit

To give Mex a kidney

That just about sums next year up for me

Love


Fred

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I dont like making new years resolutions, theres pleanty of stuff i wanna do but dont like putting a time scale on it that way i wont be left dissapointed.

Fred that brilliant!  I hope you get them all!!  Not sure what Ash is going to say though!!

I think I'm just going to aim to work out once or twice a week and to learn/practice scales on my guitar as much as possible.

I see you've been editing again Fred!!

Thats fucking ace! I met a rather nice American waitress called Erica yesterday. She was well impressed with the Christmas Crackers we brought to the pub (and looked a right bunch of twats in Xmas hats btw). She was a corker. Shame I was as sick as a dog and happily married.......

Mine is to exercise more and lose weight.

Be able to drive by the summer.
Get a full time job that I will enjoy rather than school.
Start playing football again.
Get down the gym more.
Get a missus or a fuck buddy that isn't a fence.

Learn to drive
learn to play the Guitar
Play More Football(Just starting playing again)
to enjoy life/go out more
Get a lady friend.

copy scot and fence fucker

Fair play Fred thats some great aims.

Thanks

In all fairness, today has been a bitch and very very emotional, and it has made me question myself in so many ways

I hope I can be a better person next year

Give me a buzz fella

Start to watch Swindon again now those shits have gone!

Get my handicap down, earn more money and perhaps look at buying a house in some way.  :?

Go to University you imbecile. :wink:

Meh, another year behind the old shirt and tie and I could probably blag it as a mature student.

some proper resolutions...

continue improving my fitness and losing weight.
get better at football.
find a job that isn't short-term/temporary and has actual career prospects.

It's been a long time coming - but I say again, what a waste of sperm you are.  Get to Uni.

:mrgreen:  Thanks jim.

only cool people don't go to uni dave. don't worry.

Really - my son did 4 years at Warwick, got 2 job offers as an Actuary, chose the one that pays 30k a year (at 22!!!) and next year will be on 33/34.  Its all well and good joining the Uni of life, bu the reality is that apart from the great experience, a degree DOES give you extra legs in the job market.

Sorry about the waste of sperm bit - just wanted to hark back to a better time.

W.O.F.T!

yup, uni is a waste of fucking time indeed jim 8)

James - I have always been sort of supportive of you and DMR - despite some controversial comments over time - I can see that you have more to offer than your forum personae indicate and just expect that you could do better for yourselves given a bit of focus.

 
 Have you ever met him?

Yes I have and I mean what I say - well edited Reg - picked up on the plural

My more achievable resolutions.

Be more effective with my decisions
Become better at prioritising and improve my organisational skills
Question myself less
Be less patronising
Stop reading fiction and books that teach me nothing
Only work between 8am and 5pm Monday to Friday and never put work before socialising - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Spend at least 10 hours a week doing something other than work
Only visit the TEF in the evenings

*Get a new job
*Learn to drive

Well I quit smoking in May so I don't know what to do this year.

Maybe stop wasting money on boozing and partying.

Oh, long shot this one but maybe find a lady.

Its now starting on 27th Jan, what a mess since last week!  The happy messy days are going to hopefully stop now which means less away games!

Good luck with everyones resolutions, dave don't go to uni - your be a state for 4 years

same as last year get a kidney. im actually getting closer too.

1. Learn to spell
2. lose weight
3. lose weight
4. go out more
5. start taking drugs again
6. see more of bushey boy/jukes
7. have an affair

ffs can you not do number 6! ha ha only joking fella we will be down/across soon!

Stop getting wound up when the fat lazy cunt that I work with opens his mouth with an excuse to cream off more expenses or O/T for himself or kisses ase to the manager*

Go to the gym more often
Lose weight
Find a decent job with more money and better prospects
and perhaps sucumbe to the mrs and have a kid

* This is going to be extremely difficult and I am close to failing on it

Quit Smokin
Quit forums

how did we get on then?

50/50 strooood.

Although a bunch of other stuff went completely wrong in 2008, hasn't been the best couple of years for me but there are people out there who've had it much, much worse so should count my blessings.

I think Fred completed nearly everything on his list.

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