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Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: devonshire_red on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:07:40
Goodbye cruel world


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:08:23
For the love of god, no..............


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:09:24
Are you taking the piss?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: magic8ball on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:10:01
The link is broken?

WTF is this?

 :cry:  :cry:  :cry:


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: devonshire_red on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:10:27
NO IM NOT FFS! ON SKY SPORTS WEBSITE!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: lebowski on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:10:40
it's a wind up you silly sod


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: magic8ball on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:11:42
Theres nothing on the Sky Sports website. If this is a wind up, you're a sick person.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:12:37
Since when have Sky Sports ever been first to break League One news. Fuck off you cunt.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: DV on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:12:37
die


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Papa Smurf on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:12:47
AAAAH!! If this is true, post a new bleddy link now!!!!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:12:54
its a windup, its got all old quote from Holt.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:13:01
If this is a wind up, then this deserves a banning!!

I MEAN IT!!!!!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: STFCere on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:13:28
u call yourself a swindon fan? CUNT NOW FUCK OFF OUR SITE


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Tails on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:13:29
Dickhead


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: lebowski on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:14:30
it is quite funny when you think about it...


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: magic8ball on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:14:31
I feel absolutely sick.

:fatbury:


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: devonshire_red on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:15:08
Sorry. God you all seem so down. Thought i'd cheer you all up! No just kidding. Sorry. Was harsh and stupid.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: OneAndrewFitton on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:15:17
:fu: twat


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:15:28
It is a windup completely...

tHE TOP Link below is a real link, the 2nd "link" is this link posted above, an extra number has been entered into it.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2987789,00.html

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,17598,11919_29476588,00.html


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:16:16
If this is a hoax, its a bloody good one.....

That said, I'm still going to rip off your testicles and leave them on Mike Diamandis' driveway.....


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:16:34
Please delete this thread and ban him! Sick!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:16:37
I thought it was quite funny! But DV just made me spit out my throat medicine


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:16:44
ten out of ten for effort.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:17:01
Quote from: "devonshire_red"
Sorry. God you all seem so down. Thought i'd cheer you all up! No just kidding. Sorry. Was harsh and stupid.


You absolute cunt. You do realise you're responsible for about 20 odd people who've just blown their brains all over their PC?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:17:11
Quote from: "devonshire_red"
Sorry. God you all seem so down. Thought i'd cheer you all up! No just kidding. Sorry. Was harsh and stupid.


NOT FUNNY!!!

And just for that I hope that your beloved Luc is not selected as manager.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:17:11
Barts mate. tut tut.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Tails on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:17:20
You're a knob


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: devonshire_red on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:17:32
Don't ban me. It's just a chink of my very sad sense of humour. I am sorry.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:17:37
PLUS

examples of real links

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_2988283,00.html

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_2987961,00.html

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_2986075,00.html

his link

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,17598,11919_29476588,00.html

All League One stories have the same numerical sequence.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: jimbob on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:18:05
knob jockey-Devonshire Red TEF 7/12/07-17/12/07 RIP


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:18:28
Quote from: "devonshire_red"
Don't ban me. It's just a chink of my very sad sense of humour. I am sorry.


Stupid cunt


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:18:48
Not a good lesson in how to win friends and influence people on this forum Mr Devonshire Red.....


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: lebowski on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:19:01
i dont want to take the sheen off your brilliant detective work, but did you really need to go to that length to work out that he was just having a laugh?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: spacey on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:19:02
Quote from: "devonshire_red"
Sorry. God you all seem so down. Thought i'd cheer you all up! No just kidding. Sorry. Was harsh and stupid.


Fair play, you had me for a bit. Mrs spacey is cleaning my dinner off the wall as we speak.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:19:17
Dear God I nearly had a heart attack


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:19:25
Quote from: "spacey"
Mrs spacey is cleaning my dinner off the wall as we speak.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:19:46
Quote from: "lebowski"
i dont want to take the sheen off your brilliant detective work, but did you really need to go to that length to work out that he was just having a laugh?


No but did not realise 50 other people posted when looking for it  :soapy tit wank: just incase someone came along later and thought it was real.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:21:20
Fucking hell what a stupid town end over reaction


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:23:16
it's certainly sent the forum into overdrive, 60 odd people online  :D


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: yeo on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:23:58
:(  

I missed it and I wanted to overreact as well


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:24:10
The rest are slashing and burning in Newbury.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:24:17
350 views in ten minutes, fuck me think that shows we're all touching cloth at the moment.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:24:25
Sorry everybody, i have to take some of the blame for this because i enticed him out of his "We need Luc" thread, which he is guarding ferociously, by explaining the real Luc Nijholt is busy posting in another part of the forum.

Sorry.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:24:27
I can't help giggling now though.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:24:57
im lost what happened?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Cirencester_Girl on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:24:57
Not funny. Did he get a ban?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Whits on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:25:22
its funny, a bit to much of an overreaction me thinks!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:26:29
Quote from: "Cirencester_Girl"
Not funny. Did he get a ban?
it is funny how your first post came from the same IP as devonshire_red  :D


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:27:21
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Cirencester_Girl"
Not funny. Did he get a ban?
it is funny how your first post came from the same IP as devonshire_red  :D
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:27:49
Quote from: "Whits"
its funny, a bit to much of an overreaction me thinks!


Not an over-reaction, not for a few split seconds at least (I went White), the link not working raised some doubts and then it all settled down again.

Ahhh!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:28:00
The problem is, the original post was so well constructed as to be plausible. Thank fuck those more intelligent than I managed to spot some inconsistencies.....


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:28:05
Cirencester_Girl = Toni?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Cirencester_Girl on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:29:40
Yeah it is me Toni, how are we all?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:32:26
You dont help yourself love, anyway thought youd fucked off to united?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Cirencester_Girl on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:33:15
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
You dont help yourself love, anyway thought youd fucked off to united?


Never!!! Who said that?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: lebowski on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:33:25
who wants to go and do that over on the adver site?

that would be funny.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:35:10
You did if you are toni, but then again I doubt you are as your mum would be on by now telling us off for keeping you up on a school night


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: lebowski on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:35:42
oh, someone's already done it  :(


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Cirencester_Girl on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:36:02
Hmmmmm.....No!


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Cirencester_Girl on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:37:13
Quote from: "lebowski"
oh, someone's already done it  :(

Linkage? It was a bit harsh but you know me. I didn't do adver site


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:39:15
Adver is a wind up about collapsing yorkshire puds.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:39:48
Quote from: "lebowski"
who wants to go and do that over on the adver site?

that would be funny.


Justified for once:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That reminded me that i still feel about 12 and liked the idea of sneaking over the adver forum to do some knock and runs.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Cirencester_Girl on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:40:32
Not to mad are you sonic? Got your work cut out tonight old boy, eh?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:44:48
Quote from: "Cirencester_Girl"
Not to mad are you sonic? Got your work cut out tonight old boy, eh?


Could you not just block the IP address SY, Mods, Anyone?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:46:18
Quote from: "Cirencester_Girl"
Not to mad are you sonic? Got your work cut out tonight old boy, eh?
knock yourself out.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:49:39
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Cirencester_Girl"
Not to mad are you sonic? Got your work cut out tonight old boy, eh?
knock yourself out.


He He.

I think that he means that literally


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:52:13
i wanna know what happened??


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, December 17, 2007, 20:59:30
Someone pretended the takeover was complete with some link that i missed.

Well, i say someone, but it turned out to be Toni (Cirencester Girl) or her Mum (Devonshire Red) as they both shared the same ip. Detective sonic sussed it.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, December 17, 2007, 21:04:29
Quote from: "Barry Scott"
Someone pretended the takeover was complete with some link that i missed.

Well, i say someone, but it turned out to be Toni (Cirencester Girl) or her Mum (Devonshire Red) as they both shared the same ip. Detective sonic sussed it.


Nah mate,

The little twat pretended that it had fallen through. That's what got everybody on edge.


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 17, 2007, 21:34:54
Quote from: "Barry Scott"
Someone pretended the takeover was complete with some link that i missed.

Well, i say someone, but it turned out to be Toni (Cirencester Girl) or her Mum (Devonshire Red) as they both shared the same ip. Detective sonic sussed it.


it's not toni, just some random mongoloid


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 17, 2007, 21:48:13
Toni wouldn't be clever enough to do a wind up


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, December 17, 2007, 22:36:59
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Quote from: "Barry Scott"
Someone pretended the takeover was complete with some link that i missed.

Well, i say someone, but it turned out to be Toni (Cirencester Girl) or her Mum (Devonshire Red) as they both shared the same ip. Detective sonic sussed it.


Nah mate,

The little twat pretended that it had fallen through. That's what got everybody on edge.


Oh... The cunt comments were more than justified then, although all the more funny as i only caught the arse end. Did sonic yield the forum noose?


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: axs on Monday, December 17, 2007, 22:37:53
i missed all the fun.  :cry:


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 10:00:34
bugger. I missed all the fun! This is what happens when you go christmas shopping. :evil:


Title: I'm a shit wind-up merchant
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 16:44:13
Best wind up ever. I was going to do a wind up this afternoon, glad I saw this first. Over reaction from you lot much.