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i have to get up early so i'm starting this now out of boredom. I hope the trains aren't being shit tomorrow.

can anyone tell me if fenchurch street is actually on a tube line? i know how to walk there from Aldgate which is probably easiest as its on the circle from paddington but i'm feeling lazy already.

i wish i was going to sarfend. i'd kick myself if it turned out to be our last game.

on a different note i love the way tozer has become a 'key' player after what 3? caps!

from bbc:

Managerless Swindon are without three key players - Ben Tozer, Jerel Ifil and Sofiene Zaaboub - through suspension.

one key player
one overrated player
one shit player

i still don't believe it will finish that quickly, i think it may drag on afor a couple of months before we die, but i think the potential takeover only has a week at the most before its dead in the water.

agghhhhhh, enough of this shit. someone say something un-football related.

caps? you football newbie!

No sorry mate it isnt

IIRC they nearest ones are

BANK - D & C line

MONUMENT - N line

LONDON BRIDGE (you need to come out and cross the bridge going past the Monument on your R/H side) - J line

Sorry if thats a bit vague but doing it from memory dude

black snake moan is a good film if you like seeing christina ricci spend the entirerity of it in her pants. which i did.

cheers fred, aldgate's a 5 minute walk though with no changes from paddington, think it might be closest. i guess fenchurch needs a tube station!

and more importantly i know the way!!

bank is close too, but still a bit further than aldgate, just checked autoroute.

I liked treebeards mate. Quick something

hmm, treebeards, interesting, are there other trunkal bark styles for discerning trees?

presumably shrubs just have a little moss on the upper twig?

Just stay clear of D & C mate

Its Xmas shopping Saturday tomorrow and the whole tube network been put on notice

As you knoe D & C is shit when its good mate.

In all honesty, in my experience of the way the tubes have been running this week I would do

H & C to Kings Cross

N to Bank

30 second walk from there fella...........with virtually no shoppers and full service

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you fucking crack me up son

i was serious! autoroute shows the walking distance required, from bank it's 800metres, from aldgate it's under half that! i'm confused!

this thread is the ear, nose and throat department.

tee hee hee

ok i smiled, but only just.

It's tower hill you want axs

i have to be up at 7 at the latest, if i get to bed by 3 i'll be happy. fucking late shift, although next week i'm on 9-5 every day so if anyone fancies beers in the evening let me know.

Man flu's knackered my sleep. Going to watch The Business.

Welcome to the pleasure dome  8)

is that the one with danny dyer in ibiza or something? i saw that a while ago, it was ok but not spectacular.

I'm going to do some work in a minute :(

i wish i had some centurion.

You're going to regret that for the rest of you life

I got some Billy if that helps

is it 22p?

:mrgreen:

i've got 8 cans of Carling for tomorrow, couldn't find any Centurion so I'll have to drink this piss.

as long as its all to yourself you wont run out

should have gone to Aldi's or Lidl's mate

i went to the shop at the end of my road. i'm not very adventurous.

No thats cool......I'm all for supporting the local shop.

Mr Sihgn lets me have 8 500ml cans of Blackthorn for £5

He is a true gentleman of the highest order (oh and his Mrs looked fit as fuck when they went to the Diwali party.....................hhhmmmmm)

8 cans for £6 i get, still not bad and better than the supermarkets can offer most of the time.

axs' shop scares me. I like the nice safe Kent Road Shop, where they'll give me credit.

8 cans of what though ?

vodka ?........................if so that is a remarkable piece of negotiation

red stripe sometimes or carling most of the time but it varies day to day.

I miss the londis shop on lodge road in southampton.

8 cans of strongbow super for £5.5

Mind you, it's not a patch on that Centurion lager. If only we had a local Netto

ahhhhhh. if only.

To be fair if we'd gone for the Centurion i'm sure it would have still come to about 60p a can because of the petrol we wasted finding that bloody place.

yes probably true, but we would have got to taste the genius that is Centurion.

well i would, you were on the cider.

We should have bought some on top of the bow/fosters.

yes, i ran out an hour early.

God I hate being sober. I'm going to crack open my emergency can of white ace

i'm going to try and get a few hours sleep, might see y'all out tomorrow night.

embrace the soberness ben. it's great, you can feel miserable and stuff.

I prefer the world with fuzzy edges.

I haven't had a drink for 5 days. Pretty amazing huh?

Actually that's a lie I had Guinness at lunch time

I've been doing one day on one day off.

I don't drink in the week at all, haven't done for some time. Just haven't wanted to.

Ive been drinking the Bottled Cider this week,the Pikey stuff in the Plastic 2ltr bottle.

Im such a gypo

I used to live off that stuff.

Yes, drinking all the time is wrong.  It will get you in the end.