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Title: Gym memberships
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:15:28
anyone know of any that do short-term/casual memberships? in fact, do they do them at all or is it always a 12 month contract?


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:18:03
canon's is month to month. i think.

added benefit is you will find that arrieta is in there all the time.

he looks so lonely.

poor ibon  :cry:


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:19:56
Perhaps you should talk to him instead of stalking him then lebowski?


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:22:02
well i would do but i dont speak portuguese

poor lebowski  :cry:


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:28:05
Local authority gyms are usually pay as you go, not as posh as some but a whole heap cheaper than fitness first etc.


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 5, 2007, 20:40:47
cheers chaps. two local gyms near me but the website(s) is/are broken.


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 00:56:27
Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 01:35:38
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.


My weights have been sat dormant for years and my bench is gathering dust.

 :D


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 02:13:53
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Why join a gym?
To perve at the hotties.

Duh :D


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: yeo on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 02:17:35
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.



I agree apart from the exercise bit.

Stay at home lay on the sofa and drink 8)


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 08:57:22
The Oevil Red Workout Regime:

10 reps of going to the fridge and fetching beer.

Down beers as quickly as possible - as you get better reduce the amount
of gulps you take.

Remember to alternate beer lifting arms to ensure both sides of the body get equal resistance.

Roll plenty of ciggies before and after to remain limber and avoid injury.


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 11:44:37
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Why join a gym? Save money, purchase some weights, a medicine ball, some resistance bands and a stability ball (all up should cost < 50 quid) and do it at home.


i'm far too lazy to exercise at home. plus i get to perv at hotties...


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Luci on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 11:49:35
I pay 36 a month and thats full time membership, gym, pool jacuzzis, steam room and all classes.


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 14:26:48
My sports center (well its not technically mine - I just worked there) in Calne is reopening in January - They are doing some brill rates!

We will have the best lifeguards!  :wink:


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 15:12:43
Whats the point in lifeguards when the locals havce webbed feet?


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 15:17:23
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Whats the point in lifeguards when the locals havce webbed feet?


You are clearly familiar with the folk of Calne!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Gym memberships
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 6, 2007, 15:19:57
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Whats the point in lifeguards when the locals havce webbed feet?


You are clearly familiar with the folk of Calne!  :soapy tit wank: