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It seems everything has been a bit crap today doesnt it.

my head feels like someone's parked a lorry on top of my nose, pushing my sinuses to the back of my brain.

it's horrible and even worse when you try to play football and get hit in the face.

the horror, the horror...

It's not late. Fools.

I'm a bit deaf in my right ear.

The way you say it makes it sound rather nice!

you can't start a LNT at twenty to eleven. that's just wrong.

5.43 AM Here, I have a man cold, I hate my job, had a blue with the misses and not a good day with the footy.

Oh, but is is the King of Thailand's birthday today/tomorrow and so I shall be having a few bevvies on his behalf. That'll make me feel better

Ive got a thumping headache for some reason

wanted to get in first for some reason  :?

A mid-late evening thread's clearly got disaster written all over it. Tans out.

Boo....  :oops:

I text a load of mates asking if they fancied an indian on my birthday.
Got 2 replys, horrible cunts.

I've got a bit of man flu coming on, (bit of a sneeze as far as the women on here would make out). Currently dosed up on Lemsip Max, Paracetamol and Benylin.

Feel like crap.

Tans out.

I was good friends with an indian girl at uni. In my experience you're wrong.

Oh dear!

For what its worth happy birthday  :beers:

Double posts DOH!

I have an empty bed to look forward to that makes me feel unwell!Bloody Carlise on a Tuesday night :(

Tans in!!!!!!

It's on Thursday.
Cheers anyway
:D

How old?

17

agh start driving soon then

I'll take your word for it Si.

Indeed.
Havn't sent provisional off yet though.

Just drive without, its only illegal if you get caught  :wink:

i love indian ladies. konnie huq 8)

day three of no heating.

Ha.
Aint you a copper?

17! I don't feel sorry for you then :wink: Your so young and i'm so old
 :(

I'm off to bed.This thread has been late enough for me :D

 :fishing:

what on earth gave you that idea?

:D
Night Larwood

Het leven is hard, de mensen worden bang
I'm so old, you're so young
I know, you know
Everybody everyone let's go

Ummm, on here I think
Am I wrong?
:D

Yes you are.

Its Bushey Boy's insane fantasy, he thinks im a shifty bastard

:D
He owes me a pint.

Your not old enough.
Pfft.

I'll wait for it then.

it'll go flat.

If ive not drunk it first.

If it doesn't hurt your back bending down to his level to get it you are welcome to it.

That just made me spit out my wheat cruncies over my desk  :shock:

Fuck ive got to tidy it up now  :oops:

What a waste.

I have got the serious much on tonight, before 420 i have to get through:

2 pack spicy tomato wheat crunchies
3 milkybars
2 packs of fruit pastilles
2 tubes of smarties
and a caramel.

Plus 2 cans of red bull.

Fat bastard

I'll trade the milkybars for the pint.

have you been puffin' da 'erb?

 :shock:

not me andy, got to try and stay awake as at work  :?

i want some scampi and chips.

that sounds a good call SY

Great choice Sonic.
Havn't had that in ages.
Gotta put lemon over scampi.

Tartare sauce too

Reggae reggae

I fancy some smoked salmon. I ate nothing but smoked salmon the other day. That was fun.

was only a joke mate, what with all the munchies and all.

 :fishing:

bastard.

but the food bit is true.

Code green!

i've gone for code red. merlot to be exact.

Night all.

laters

bed for me too, fire has gone out and i think i'll get up and watch some cricket tomorrow.

nighty night

we're gonna lose, i wouldn't bother. at best a draw. although maybe the swarm of bees will come back, that was entertaining.

Cricket sounds ace! You never get swarms of bee's at football. Well as far as I know anyway. Unless Reg wants to give me some information about the Great Brentford Bee Disaster of '78

and there i was thinking the thread is dead.

they aren't in england though, not heard of many swarms in west london recently.

It shouldn't have even been started until around now anyway.

I don't care. I want killer bees.

Wu-tang.

i didn't find out what kind of bees they were, i hope they killer ones, it's so much more dramatic. It's like a daily mail dream come true.

I remember as a youngster reading about bees that drilled into your skin and killed you,it terrified me cause it was in a paper and so it had to be true. :oops: The only paper it could  have been in was the Daily sport,a classy read for a classy lady :wink:

it has a nipple count, so it is instantly better than the daily mail.

The Sport's mix of News, Culture and Competitive Events make it to second to none.

better to have tits in it than be written by them.

agrred axs

i have a new DVD arriving tomorrow - Black Snake Moan with Samuel L Jackson and Christina Ricci. My question is - Would you? (appropriate for boys and girls) I personally find Ricci very appealing.

Need to see a pic, cant remember what she looks like

review:

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/6172585/review/13544757/black_snake_moan

http://www.christinariccionline.com/gallery/albums/Premieres/Black%20Snake%20Moan%20%282007%29/crbsm025.jpg

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/6293_ricci_51924.jpg

maybe..

well?

oh and one for the ladies:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/set/2608/unbreaksam.jpg

I'd like to slap my cock across her giant forehead.

I'd do both of them.

Wednesday Addams :P

i'll tell your missus you said that.

i think i would on further investigation.

she was about 12 then. but so was i so it's ok.

you coming on saturday village? to southend i mean, not over the picture of ricci or samuel.

bastard.

:fishing:

She's older than me, so that's ok. I think. Must see Black Snake Moan though.....

Yep, i'll be there Saturday. Being the disorganised fool that i am, i've yet to arrange times and tickets for the train yet. You seem like a man in the know axs, any ideas?

were leaving swindon at 8.08 so depends where you live really, does monkey world have trains? if not then i can tell you where we'll be at any given hour up to pub o'clock

Does it go thru' Didcot? If not, i can shimmy over to Reading for whatever time necessary?

i believe it leaves didcot at 08.28 according www.thetrainline.com do you have any of our numbers if not i'll pm you mine and confirm what train we're on on saturday.

That should be fine, i'll have to double check with Whits, i might have said i'd be meeting him beforehand. But i can't remember now.

Pm me your number anyway if you could, just in case, like. Cheers fella

you made 7 pages tans, not bad. i'm heading off shortly, my wines nearly run out.

I'm down to 1 and a half strongbows which is lame. and only 5 fags.

I blame the jews.

Today I drove for over seven and a half hours to watch my football team get beat.

Added to that, I had a phone call from the people I ordered my new LCD TV from to say they went out of stock over the weekend and it won't be delivered tomorrow as I expected. They won't have any in stock until next Monday or Thursday.

Could life be any worse?

I've destroyed any evidence of your identity and I've rang up immigration. They're going to strap a teddy bear called Mohammed to you and fly you to the Sudan tomorrow.

Good luck you crazy fool.

Thanks Ben.

any time.

As this was an early late night thread; I'm going to throw it in reverse and ask what people are planning to get up to tomorrow. Anything good?

I'm going to blow the last of my money on wine and fags in an attempt to force myself to look for a job on Thursday. Constructive and Destructive baby. Genesis in Fire and Ice.

at least your house has heating and hot water (presumably)!

brrrrrr.

(p.s. christina ricci - dirty little minx)