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I did nothing wrong. All though Fred migh owe me a pint for setting him up wit that bird.

I think you mean bouncers  :wink:

Anyways, girls you dont want to sleep with until you're drunk are far nastier.

thats probably the most factual thing you have ever said on here si

Did you get chucked out Ben?  :mrgreen:

In fairness Ben didn't do anything particularly wrong. Although we did have to stop a bloke from starting on him. But that was a separate incident.

They didnt throw you out Ben! Just asked you to stop drinking.... which was probably a good idea since you went up to one of the biggest blokes in the club, tried to pull his missus and then told him he was a nob  :soapy tit wank:
We thought it best to get you home after that...

On a side note... i have never laughed so much as i did at you lot throwing shapes in GW!

Umm what happened to Fred???

Fred ran after those two girls when they left  :soapy tit wank:

sssshhhhhh.

Sunday mornings are ace on here.  I love the stories!

There are no stories

So after all this, did anyone get their nuts wet last night?

The fernace banned all footy lads, cunts.  Its ok in that place

Were there bands playing at the Furnace last night? I presume there was?

I was out in Yates's and Walkabout last night. Anyone treck there?

No bands, well none when we got there but it was almost midnight.

Fred ended up in Pink Rooms apparantly  :o

i did!










i had a shower.

I got some of John's beard in my mouth. Some dude outside the Rolly thought it was funny. I wasn't as amused.

Fuck me I am still alive.

what a fucking mental night !!!!!

Went to the Pink Rooms with those two birds........................well what the fuck is all that about ????????

It gets to about 3.30 an I think "I really need a slash here"

so I tooters off to the loo and I'm having a slash when all of a sudden this fucking bird walks in !

I pisses down me jeans and says "what the fuck are you doing in here ???"

She totally ignores me and goes into the shitter, dont close the door, just drops her Kaks and has a slash.

I'm like "I fucking cant believe this"

Next thing I know is her fucking girlfriend comes in looking for her.

Now I may be old and naive but I am not expecting this at all.

This bint turns around to me and says "what the fuck are you looking at ?"

Im speechless, and zip meself up and go back to the bar.

What I didnt know that the shitters in Pink are unisex, which I found a little disconcerting.

All in all a fucking quality night. got in at 5.30 am and pulled twice in one night

Superb mate  8)

And woke me up saying 'mate, in in pink rooms, where the fuck are you, I mean what I dont get is two blokes and two women kissing, it aint right is it mate'

What a bizarre place.

   You've been then Ralphy.....you know its a gay club.

This is quite a spectacular mid life crisis you are going through Mr Elliot.I look forward to the next adventure.

No I've never been Reg, don't think I'll bother either.

I like Mckenzies.

I used to get thrown out of there (When it was Level 3) all the time. It even got to the point where the bouncers would say Jamie (They knew me by name), why bother, you ain't gonna be here for long.

I was never really agro in there, just mischeivous: Looking up girls skirts, knicking beers from the tap and grabbing the DJ's Mic and screaming obsceneties, just general tom foolery really.

The thing is that much of the reason that I was so naughty in there was because I was going through an ecstacy phase, and what's more is that 1 of every 3 or so visits I would have my E's confiscated but the bouncers.

Well I was kicked out (Yet again) one night, and so I went back to a friends house (Which was not far from level 3), cos' the bouncers confisctated my pills again and I knew that my mate had some more. About 3 hr's later, after the club had shut there was a knock on the door and my mate let the person in, and this person turned out to be one of the level 3 bouncers. (Mel his name was/is, short stocky bloke)

The bastard came in, said hello, shook my hand and then proceeded to eat one of the 4 pills that he confiscated from me that night, it turned out that the only reason that they let me in again and again after continously throwing me out was because from time to time they would get some free pills from me.

Fuckers, although he did give one pill back that night!!!

Thats ace mate!! ha ha

and it burns burns burns the ring of fire, the ring of fire :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i did a fred and ended up in the pink rooms.

the two birds i was with went to the loo and and i thought-ahh i'm not going to hang about by the bar on my own, i'm drunk and god knows what might happen. so i go wait outside the loo whilst they go shit or wee or whatever they were doing.

they take fucking ages and i notice this one guy who'd just been to use the facilities was coming back upstairs, odd i thought. so he approaches me and asks
"are you doing tricks?"
sorry?
"are you, you know?"
errrrrrrrrr no. i'm waiting for some birds i'm with in there.
"oh ok" toodles off.

(ccp and nico were in there as well)

Gays in a gay club? Whatever next.

Bennett Gays would find you HOT! you have that youthful look about you  :soapy tit wank:

So all gays are paedos charlotte? Thats what your saying??? :D

No - all the ones I know just like clean cut fresh faced boys  :D

Just like Bennett see!

I did but that was more to do with doing roley poleys on the drive at 3 in the morning :?

You don't have to be a bummer to find Bennett attractive, i can confirm.

My god he is beautiful...

its that porcelain skin - and those cheekbones!  :oops:

the cute little tush...

His cycling shorts yesterday at the Oasis... :?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

so thats why you didnt turn up for football sunday, twat

sign me up dv, i have no social life to get in the way - i don't drink, smoke or take drugs. i'm the figure of health!

But your team totally bottled it DV? Didnt fancy the rain even in a friendly!

wtf we wanted the friendly match.....

groundsman started taking the goals down, so we went home

Nah you lot didnt fancy it, we offered it 'oh er half our team has gone home' we look around a few meetings later and half your team are then leaving.

Bottled it. Fact

DV, I've heard your a bit like an inside out Christiano Ronaldo, got the moaning, sulky, Prima Donna style behaviour down. But have less talent than a clone of Ricky Shakes where they've got the genes backwards.

That's what everyone is always telling me anyway.

they had already gone home, we wanted the friendly.



I think you've got me mixed up with sonicyouth  :D

Nah, everyone says that Sonics a real team player. Ready to put in work any position where he's needed.

i'm more of a darren anderton crossed with joey barton

James is, but he likes a good moan & sulk

Alkies can play football. Look at George Best, he was ace.

That Bennett's just a lightweight.

A few mates and I got refused entry in their because the guys we were with were saying in ear shot of the woman bouncer person, "I can't believe I've gotta pay to get into a fucking queer bar"

Serves them right then. You should go out with some classier company sometime. Doubt you'll find any on here though.

Wait till you get turned away from somewhere cos you have a chequed shirt on. Northern monkeys  :twisted:

Careful tans, think about what you're saying!

youve lost me mate

The woman bouncer would be... the owner  :)

would she be gay as well, per chance?

i'm surprised they only got refused entry. what a twattish thing to say.



on an unrelated but related note, when i start drinking again i'll astonish you with my morris dancing skills.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3i1cfaOXEvc

On another sort of related note, I've just had a weird flash back memory. Was John in the Furnace?

She's not gay, but two of the management team are.

Yes John was in there... but i dont remember talking to him... i touched his lady friend though!

i didn't turn up as i felt my leggie poos wouldn't have coped and to be honest my game on sunday evening was more important and didn't want to jeopardise it.

plus the way it was talked about i was making up numbers on the bench

plus this happened about a month ago, the weekend after halloween i think, i admit i forgot to add a date in the initial tale

plus it was rained off anyway, so no harm done

yes.

yes

 :mrgreen: