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Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 01:53:47
I did nothing wrong. All though Fred migh owe me a pint for setting him up wit that bird.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 04:01:48
I think you mean bouncers  :wink:

Anyways, girls you dont want to sleep with until you're drunk are far nastier.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 04:33:48
thats probably the most factual thing you have ever said on here si


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 09:06:00
Did you get chucked out Ben?  :mrgreen:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:12:47
In fairness Ben didn't do anything particularly wrong. Although we did have to stop a bloke from starting on him. But that was a separate incident.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Miss Angry on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:15:36
They didnt throw you out Ben! Just asked you to stop drinking.... which was probably a good idea since you went up to one of the biggest blokes in the club, tried to pull his missus and then told him he was a nob  :soapy tit wank:
We thought it best to get you home after that...

On a side note... i have never laughed so much as i did at you lot throwing shapes in GW!

Umm what happened to Fred???


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: dell boy on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:16:19
Quote from: Si Pie
I think you mean bouncers  :wink:

Anyways, girls you dont want to sleep with until you're drunk are far nastier.[/quote]

I cant work that out, can you please translate :beers:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:18:22
Fred ran after those two girls when they left  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Miss Angry on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:22:52
Quote from: dell boy
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I think you mean bouncers  :wink:

Anyways, girls you dont want to sleep with until you're drunk are far nastier.[/quote]

I cant work that out, can you please translate :beers:



Yeah... please do....  :D


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:37:34
sssshhhhhh.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Luci on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:40:07
Sunday mornings are ace on here.  I love the stories!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:42:00
There are no stories


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 11:02:20
So after all this, did anyone get their nuts wet last night?


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 11:09:04
The fernace banned all footy lads, cunts.  Its ok in that place


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 12:53:04
Were there bands playing at the Furnace last night? I presume there was?

I was out in Yates's and Walkabout last night. Anyone treck there?


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 14:43:14
No bands, well none when we got there but it was almost midnight.

Fred ended up in Pink Rooms apparantly  :o


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 15:35:02
Quote from: "Sussex"
So after all this, did anyone get their nuts wet last night?
i did!










i had a shower.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 17:04:05
I got some of John's beard in my mouth. Some dude outside the Rolly thought it was funny. I wasn't as amused.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 17:09:41
Quote from: "Miss Angry"

Umm what happened to Fred???


Fuck me I am still alive.

what a fucking mental night !!!!!

Went to the Pink Rooms with those two birds........................well what the fuck is all that about ????????

It gets to about 3.30 an I think "I really need a slash here"

so I tooters off to the loo and I'm having a slash when all of a sudden this fucking bird walks in !

I pisses down me jeans and says "what the fuck are you doing in here ???"

She totally ignores me and goes into the shitter, dont close the door, just drops her Kaks and has a slash.

I'm like "I fucking cant believe this"

Next thing I know is her fucking girlfriend comes in looking for her.

Now I may be old and naive but I am not expecting this at all.

This bint turns around to me and says "what the fuck are you looking at ?"

Im speechless, and zip meself up and go back to the bar.

What I didnt know that the shitters in Pink are unisex, which I found a little disconcerting.

All in all a fucking quality night. got in at 5.30 am and pulled twice in one night


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: tans on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 17:17:45
Superb mate  8)


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 17:30:40
And woke me up saying 'mate, in in pink rooms, where the fuck are you, I mean what I dont get is two blokes and two women kissing, it aint right is it mate'


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 17:41:59
What a bizarre place.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 18:22:29
Quote from: "Ralphy"
What a bizarre place.


   You've been then Ralphy.....you know its a gay club.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: yeo on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 18:25:21
This is quite a spectacular mid life crisis you are going through Mr Elliot.I look forward to the next adventure.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 18:31:59
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
What a bizarre place.


   You've been then Ralphy.....you know its a gay club.


No I've never been Reg, don't think I'll bother either.

I like Mckenzies.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 18:41:53
I used to get thrown out of there (When it was Level 3) all the time. It even got to the point where the bouncers would say Jamie (They knew me by name), why bother, you ain't gonna be here for long.

I was never really agro in there, just mischeivous: Looking up girls skirts, knicking beers from the tap and grabbing the DJ's Mic and screaming obsceneties, just general tom foolery really.

The thing is that much of the reason that I was so naughty in there was because I was going through an ecstacy phase, and what's more is that 1 of every 3 or so visits I would have my E's confiscated but the bouncers.

Well I was kicked out (Yet again) one night, and so I went back to a friends house (Which was not far from level 3), cos' the bouncers confisctated my pills again and I knew that my mate had some more. About 3 hr's later, after the club had shut there was a knock on the door and my mate let the person in, and this person turned out to be one of the level 3 bouncers. (Mel his name was/is, short stocky bloke)

The bastard came in, said hello, shook my hand and then proceeded to eat one of the 4 pills that he confiscated from me that night, it turned out that the only reason that they let me in again and again after continously throwing me out was because from time to time they would get some free pills from me.

Fuckers, although he did give one pill back that night!!!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 18:44:12
Thats ace mate!! ha ha


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 22:05:36
and it burns burns burns the ring of fire, the ring of fire :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bennett on Monday, December 3, 2007, 07:27:15
i did a fred and ended up in the pink rooms.

the two birds i was with went to the loo and and i thought-ahh i'm not going to hang about by the bar on my own, i'm drunk and god knows what might happen. so i go wait outside the loo whilst they go shit or wee or whatever they were doing.

they take fucking ages and i notice this one guy who'd just been to use the facilities was coming back upstairs, odd i thought. so he approaches me and asks
"are you doing tricks?"
sorry?
"are you, you know?"
errrrrrrrrr no. i'm waiting for some birds i'm with in there.
"oh ok" toodles off.

(ccp and nico were in there as well)


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, December 3, 2007, 10:02:55
Gays in a gay club? Whatever next.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 3, 2007, 11:01:36
Bennett Gays would find you HOT! you have that youthful look about you  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 3, 2007, 11:56:01
So all gays are paedos charlotte? Thats what your saying??? :D


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:09:49
No - all the ones I know just like clean cut fresh faced boys  :D

Just like Bennett see!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: red macca on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:14:09
Quote from: "Sussex"
So after all this, did anyone get their nuts wet last night?
I did but that was more to do with doing roley poleys on the drive at 3 in the morning :?


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:24:47
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
No - all the ones I know just like clean cut fresh faced boys  :D

Just like Bennett see!


You don't have to be a bummer to find Bennett attractive, i can confirm.

My god he is beautiful...


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:26:28
its that porcelain skin - and those cheekbones!  :oops:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:31:49
the cute little tush...


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: McLovin on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:33:02
His cycling shorts yesterday at the Oasis... :?


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 3, 2007, 12:46:00
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Sussex"
So after all this, did anyone get their nuts wet last night?
I did but that was more to do with doing roley poleys on the drive at 3 in the morning :?


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: DV on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:11:25
Quote from: "bennett"
i did a fred and ended up in the pink rooms.

the two birds i was with went to the loo and and i thought-ahh i'm not going to hang about by the bar on my own, i'm drunk and god knows what might happen. so i go wait outside the loo whilst they go shit or wee or whatever they were doing.

they take fucking ages and i notice this one guy who'd just been to use the facilities was coming back upstairs, odd i thought. so he approaches me and asks
"are you doing tricks?"
sorry?
"are you, you know?"
errrrrrrrrr no. i'm waiting for some birds i'm with in there.
"oh ok" toodles off.

(ccp and nico were in there as well)


so thats why you didnt turn up for football sunday, twat


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:22:06
sign me up dv, i have no social life to get in the way - i don't drink, smoke or take drugs. i'm the figure of health!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:47:12
But your team totally bottled it DV? Didnt fancy the rain even in a friendly!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: DV on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:50:13
wtf we wanted the friendly match.....

groundsman started taking the goals down, so we went home


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:51:50
Nah you lot didnt fancy it, we offered it 'oh er half our team has gone home' we look around a few meetings later and half your team are then leaving.

Bottled it. Fact


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:54:17
DV, I've heard your a bit like an inside out Christiano Ronaldo, got the moaning, sulky, Prima Donna style behaviour down. But have less talent than a clone of Ricky Shakes where they've got the genes backwards.

That's what everyone is always telling me anyway.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: DV on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:57:06
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Nah you lot didnt fancy it, we offered it 'oh er half our team has gone home' we look around a few meetings later and half your team are then leaving.

Bottled it. Fact


they had already gone home, we wanted the friendly.

Quote from: "flammableBen"
DV, I've heard your a bit like an inside out Christiano Ronaldo, got the moaning, sulky, Prima Donna style behaviour down. But have less talent than a clone of Ricky Shakes where they've got the genes backwards.

That's what everyone is always telling me anyway.


I think you've got me mixed up with sonicyouth  :D


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:58:13
Nah, everyone says that Sonics a real team player. Ready to put in work any position where he's needed.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:59:10
i'm more of a darren anderton crossed with joey barton


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: DV on Monday, December 3, 2007, 18:59:13
James is, but he likes a good moan & sulk


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 3, 2007, 19:14:11
Alkies can play football. Look at George Best, he was ace.

That Bennett's just a lightweight.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: swindon_chick on Monday, December 3, 2007, 20:47:53
A few mates and I got refused entry in their because the guys we were with were saying in ear shot of the woman bouncer person, "I can't believe I've gotta pay to get into a fucking queer bar"


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 3, 2007, 20:50:08
Serves them right then. You should go out with some classier company sometime. Doubt you'll find any on here though.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: tans on Monday, December 3, 2007, 21:27:21
Wait till you get turned away from somewhere cos you have a chequed shirt on. Northern monkeys  :twisted:


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 3, 2007, 21:29:04
Careful tans, think about what you're saying!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: tans on Monday, December 3, 2007, 21:30:23
youve lost me mate


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Miss Angry on Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:20:36
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
A few mates and I got refused entry in their because the guys we were with were saying in ear shot of the woman bouncer person, "I can't believe I've gotta pay to get into a fucking queer bar"


The woman bouncer would be... the owner  :)


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:31:37
would she be gay as well, per chance?

i'm surprised they only got refused entry. what a twattish thing to say.



on an unrelated but related note, when i start drinking again i'll astonish you with my morris dancing skills.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3i1cfaOXEvc


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:38:27
On another sort of related note, I've just had a weird flash back memory. Was John in the Furnace?


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Miss Angry on Monday, December 3, 2007, 22:48:03
She's not gay, but two of the management team are.

Yes John was in there... but i dont remember talking to him... i touched his lady friend though!


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, December 4, 2007, 17:49:05
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "bennett"
i did a fred and ended up in the pink rooms.

the two birds i was with went to the loo and and i thought-ahh i'm not going to hang about by the bar on my own, i'm drunk and god knows what might happen. so i go wait outside the loo whilst they go shit or wee or whatever they were doing.

they take fucking ages and i notice this one guy who'd just been to use the facilities was coming back upstairs, odd i thought. so he approaches me and asks
"are you doing tricks?"
sorry?
"are you, you know?"
errrrrrrrrr no. i'm waiting for some birds i'm with in there.
"oh ok" toodles off.

(ccp and nico were in there as well)


so thats why you didnt turn up for football sunday, twat


i didn't turn up as i felt my leggie poos wouldn't have coped and to be honest my game on sunday evening was more important and didn't want to jeopardise it.

plus the way it was talked about i was making up numbers on the bench

plus this happened about a month ago, the weekend after halloween i think, i admit i forgot to add a date in the initial tale

plus it was rained off anyway, so no harm done


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, December 4, 2007, 18:56:29
Quote from: "flammableBen"
On another sort of related note, I've just had a weird flash back memory. Was John in the Furnace?


yes.


Title: Boucers at Furnace are cunts
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, December 4, 2007, 19:04:43
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
On another sort of related note, I've just had a weird flash back memory. Was John in the Furnace?


yes.


yes

 :mrgreen: