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Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:03:52
the new ray mears?


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:04:32
fucking hell he's just eaten a huge beatle legend


Title: bear grylls
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:05:01
i'd be more impressed if he ate a volkswagen beetle.


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:06:37
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i'd be more impressed if he ate a volkswagen beetle.


do you just post complete shit all day. most of your posts are random one liners that just aren't funny or aren't even on subject, whats the point?????????????


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:07:37
What's the point of explorers. Who gives the the money so they can scale Everest using nothing but a tooth pick, or swim the Atlantic without using your arms or legs?

And why chose a stupidly macho name like bear.

Meh, you can google earth it all now anyway  :-))(


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:08:09
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i'd be more impressed if he ate a volkswagen beetle.


do you just post complete shit all day. most of your posts are random one liners that just aren't funny or aren't even on subject, whats the point?????????????


You're one to talk about posting complete shit.


Title: bear grylls
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:09:17
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i'd be more impressed if he ate a volkswagen beetle.


do you just post complete shit all day. most of your posts are random one liners that just aren't funny or aren't even on subject, whats the point?????????????
i'm unemployed


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:10:36
yeah but you can't eat a fuck off beatle via the web and looking at something is never as good as actully doing it a good example is porn yes it's good to look at but it would be 100% better doing it for real thats the point of explorers etc doing it or to quote from sexy beast: "Its the buzz, it the thrill, it's the sheer fuck off ness of it all, you leather man cunt!


Title: bear grylls
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:13:00
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
yeah but you can't eat a fuck off beatle via the web and looking at something is never as good as actully doing it a good example is porn yes it's good to look at but it would be 100% better doing it for real thats the point of explorers etc doing it or to quote from sexy beast: "Its the buzz, it the thrill, it's the sheer fuck off ness of it all, you leather man cunt!



So you think it would be better to eat a fuck off big beetle, rather than watch some other twat do it?

I'm worried about you....................


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:13:59
What's a leather man cunt?


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:19:57
Gazza how much have you drunk tonight?  :D


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:39:47
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i'd be more impressed if he ate a volkswagen beetle.


  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:42:42
You want Michel Lotito aka Monsieur Mangetout who once ate a cesna plane and consumes 2lbs of metal every day.


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 21:50:06
i've ahd a few had a row witht he wife so got pisesd


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:04:06
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
i've ahd a few had a row witht he wife so got pisesd


Can't understand why ?

She must think you are ace


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:09:34
my missus hates me tonight the whole thing started cos i kicked the car


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:14:57
Its lucky she adores the ground you walk on.  You have ate a bettle before I vbelieve, after brighton at home in play offs.

Lay off the lad people, hes a town fan


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:19:54
it was a woodlice


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Amir on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:27:28
If channel 4 want to pay me eat the odd grub or insect, lasso tame horses and stay in hotels in hawaii, fuck it I'll be the new Ray Mears.  Only if the hotel cost at least a oner mind, I can't be getting out of bed for breakfast.


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:29:21
i'll get out of bed for breakfast fuck me i'll get out of bed for any foord


Title: bear grylls
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 22:44:22
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
i've ahd a few had a row witht he wife so got pisesd


Can't understand why ?

She must think you are ace


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: bear grylls
Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 23:09:41
Bear Grylls is a phony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is


Title: bear grylls
Post by: JPC82 on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 16:17:07
Bear Grylls is awesome, watched him in the Everglades the other day, eating frogs and a turtle  8)

(Waiting for the rafael and leonardo gags now)