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Smoother, lighter and more refreshing apparently. Anyone had a pint?

You can't beat a gold ole pint of the original black stuff.

Everybody always goes on about this mythical drink but I've never seen any. I think it's made up.

Apparently its to recapture lager drinkers as sales are falling.  :|

I think I'll stick to non-menstrual Guinness

Available in the Blunsdon Arms, Ash Brake.  Got a token for a free pint of the stuff through my door yesterday.

I'll give it a go but you can't beat a bit of the black stuff.  Can you?

Nope. Unbeatable. You could try beating it with a bat but it would pass straight through. And the alcohol would probably mess up it's sonar radar thingy.

me too, anyone seen any pubs in town with it in?

It was on in the Palace in Leeds, tasted like normal guinness to me. I was pretty half cut by then though.

It's in O Neils. It doesn't taste of anything. Stick to proper Guinness, the warmer stuff.

Can I just say................its not a stout

If you dont have the pallette for guiness give it a go, it's nearer caffreys than guiness, but still does a good job of messing the head up. It's normally to be found in O'neills in the London area

Can I just say this. Guinness should not be messed with. In any way shape or form. End of.

The Guinness you and I drink already has.

i disagree, those who have tried a shot of tia maria (trust me) in their pint of the black stuff will know

 :\/

disclaimer-granted does get you wasted a lot quicker too  :)

Jimbob

A kindred spirit

Rosco nearly barred me for that very reason last year mate

barred you for the state you got in?? or for the fact you dare even asked for that drink??

still goes down dreamy tho dunnit  :)

cos I drunk too much of it mate

All the gay boys were hopping on the Magners bandwagon, I slipped under the radar with this one

Guinness was on the Money programme tonight, they discussed the new Red version which seems to have exactly the same ingredients apart from less roasted Barley.  Made to be sweeter but still a stout.  Might give it a test if I see it.  Guinness is an aquired taste, I hated my first couple of pints but am thankful for keeping at it.  I presume the idea of Red is bring in people who would be put off by the very bitter taste of the real stuff and then get them into the real one later.

It dont look or taste like a stout Rob

Nigerians like their Guinness. Apparently.

red card Si

Nigerian Guinness tastes of tears and aids.

Or should that be red guinness?

:mrgreen:

come out tomorrow you boring fart

Still ain't sure mate. May end up elsewhere.

I really need to be hitting the books sunday as well. I realised this one exam has cost me £370 so far so I can't really fail it again.

ill help you

we can revise when we are out mate

that's what i said the other 2 times

where you going anyway? and who else is going?

hello! :dance:

Me, Axs etc

I might change my name to Guiness Red

Ace that etc s always up for a laugh.

I'll see mate, someone already invited me out ages ago but I'm doing my best to bin them off too  :mrgreen:

female ?

Can I invite myself? Where are we going? I'll have to see how drunk I get.

have you grown your hair yet young man ?

It's back to the same length as it ever was.

Cunt

Then I love you again then

Blimey hun !

i think old town somewhere is the idea. my preference is a pub crawl but i'm up for anywhere pretty much.

I concur

Im only messing fred but you cant go around binning people on public forums  :D

If we do the route down to beehive and beyond I could be swayed. That Miss Angry is already doing my nut in

I would invite myself, but I really can't afford a night out at the moment  :cry:

there are many options, the old town pub crawl takes a different route every time.

I'm like the King of Old Town.

yes, you both have the same hair.

Good job im busy then! Unless something bad happens... then i am coming to find you... you will be out!

That's a good route.

Beehive -> Castle -> Prince Of Wales -> Vic

you missed the globe and the roaring donkey. and the pipers, and the steam railway.

I did. But the Globe is shit. So you can forgive me for that one.

And if we're going as far as the Steam then you missed out The Plough, The Royal Oak and the Wheaty.

which was the gypsy boxing pub? the castle or the globe?

very true hun

Gypsy boxing pub is the castle.

You were my fall back option if Birdy fails to go to KFC with me anyway

Ill stand you a night out mate,

just cos................just cos ok

you've been told. so we'll see you tomorrow night.

No, I can't take your money.

Normally I would have been fine to fund a night out myself, but what with Leeds and everything I managed to blow £250 in 3 days last week.

Neither can I sam, that's the beauty. I'll worry about having spent all my money when I wake up on Monday.

My problem is that Her Majesty's service won't be that forgiving if I don't pay them  :(

But you don't have a mortgage or a wedding to pay for Benjamin.

I think you should get your priorities right young man. What's a few missed mortgage payments and a bit less dollar spent on the big day?

Some people.

I didn't mean to offend you Sam, I was only joking. I'll give you a new title. I know First Team pisses you off.

It's ok, no offence taken.

I will now be partaking in Old Town pub crawlage tomorrow night  8)

woot! :beers:

Does that I mean my evil ways have one the day? I need to learn to use my power for good.

DOUBLE WOOT

Sam's new title is ace. Good work Ben  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

FUCKING ACE

I like it.

And I will be sporting my new Bennett-style beard.

I'm not copying him, I'm just testing how far I can get away with it at work before they say something.

I change wikipedia to celebrate



I doubt it will stay up for long.

Oh yeah...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_house#Overview

I love you Ben

*their

* their

Sorry, I haven't had enough wine yet.....

It's ok, I've corrected the spelling for you Benjamin.

multi edit. I just went to edit and someone had already done it. Good work lads.

And there is definately a likeness with Sam isn't there?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/ScumDVD.jpg/420px-ScumDVD.jpg

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Thanks Ben.

I think.

It's definately a compliment Sam. He's one of this countries finest actors. On a related note, due to an amazingly amusing pronunciation of Beowulf from one of my wurzel friends, I now want to be know as the The Beerwulf.

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors4/winsto1324614_150x200.jpghttp://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v122/16/45/514511787/n514511787_402237_7353.jpg

Can't see it myself.

Cut the hair off and grow a bit of beard stubble and your there.

Cut the hair off and grow a bit of beard stubble and you're there.

Bit of reverse botox on the forehead to insert some wrinkles, and jobs a good 'un

Yeah, you've obviously got to take into account the age difference otherwise it's cheating.

Actually, I've got pictures of me somewhere with a skinhead haircut. I'll try and dig them out and scan them on.

Hang on, I'm just trying a photoshop jobbie...

Nah, it's not working.

I can do the "What choo farking looking at, mug?" though.

That's because you're Ray Winstone II: The Two Winstones.

nobody ever invites me out.


i'm taking my ball and going home.
















i am home. that was quick

Just had a session on the red at the blunsdon arms,metallic taste and as a guiness drinker i see no point in swapping to this stuff,was like sucking on a two pence piece,just my opinion though,drink on.

i'll give it a miss and stick to normal guinness. and not the cold stuff either.

Sonic, what are you moaning about now you big sad panda? I invited you to come and crash round mine tonight so we could go on a Friday night drinking session. I'm always offering you a place to stay so you can come out on a crawl. All you have to do is stop saying no.

Do you want to crash round mine tomorrow so you can come out and get drunk with us ace people? When I say ace. I mean ace people and Fred and Sam and possibly Si.

If we're doing the old town pub crawl then my house is just around the corner. You can drop your car of there after the game and we'll meet them in the Beehive. We'll probably have a head start on you alcohol wise, but then I'm guessing you'll be a bit of a lightweight with your non-drinking stance.

Fred will even buy you a couple of pints. It's a bit of a liberty offering for him, but I bet he will.

i was only joking. i'm out tomorrow night anyway.

i can't drink, dude, but i'm up for coming out on a piss up one night.

Had my first guiness today, its rank! Dont understand how anyone can like it

Ive only ever had one pint of Guiness, not my cup of Guiness thats for sure.

This Guiness shit sounds like it's ruining the good name of Guinness :guinness:

He he, it's still there. Only they've corrected 'battered' to 'drunk' because Wikipedia doesn't allow slang.

Awesome  8)

tee hee hee