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Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:18:38
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Now I know it's a bit odd but surely if he's out of public sight he should be able to do what he wants?


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:21:32
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
what part of the bike was he trying to stick his cock into?


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: axs on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:21:50
lock him up, he's a cycle-path.


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:24:30
Quote from: "axs"
lock him up, he's a cycle-path.
:shake:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:24:32
Must be a scottish thing

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm

And one for the Ralphy forum

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:25:19
Quote from: "arriba"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
what part of the bike was he trying to stick his cock into?


Dunno, it says 'simulating sex' so perhaps he was just rubbing away at it?  Either that or he cut a hole in one of the tyres...

Does this mean Fred's 'toy' would be illegal if he was found humping it?


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:26:56
Think we've all probably had a few bikes after too much to drink!


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: axs on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:27:18
'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:28:45
Quote from: "Sussex"
Think we've all probably had a few bikes after too much to drink!


Or Potters


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:29:56
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Quote from: "Sussex"
Think we've all probably had a few bikes after too much to drink!


Or Potters


Reg's bike just had a nickname.


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: neville w on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:43:23
Quote from: "axs"
lock him up, he's a cycle-path.


Bravo !

Either that or he's certainly de-stabilised


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:47:43
Quote from: "neville w"
Quote from: "axs"
lock him up, he's a cycle-path.


Bravo !

Either that or he's certainly de-stabilised


Nev, I've stolen this post from the forum where I found the link:

Quote from: "Griff"
He's been spoken to - he peddled a pack of lies about not being able to handle his booze, said he was tyred, and wheely not in the mood to be saddled with this kind of accusation, as it would brake his family up.

My god, im soooooooo bored.....

(sorry about my punctureation, but its early)


A man after your own heart it seems... :)


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 11:59:45
I house someone who cant stop wanking - Fact


Title: Re: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: janaage on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:12:22
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Now I know it's a bit odd but surely if he's out of public sight he should be able to do what he wants?


To be honest KT that was my initial reaction.  He must have had that lawyer from the Simpsons not to have got away with that.

What is this country coming to???  It's a sad day when a man can't make love to his raleigh chopper in his own front room.


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:14:41
I love the turn of phrase wanking like a safari park chimp.

Fact


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:31:43
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I house someone who cant stop wanking - Fact


How do you know this?  :D


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:39:44
Cos I thought he was a tad bit odd, called his social worker and they told me.  Im never shaking his hand again


Title: Whatever floats your boat...
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 14:04:25
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I house someone who cant stop wanking - Fact
How is Nozza these days?