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The missus has gone out, so I've played 36 holes on the wii, cooked a thai red curry with monkfish, opened a bottle of red and now playing online poker, with some soft 'art' film on telebox. I'm a simple man with simple needs!

Spot on but substitute the Thai curry for a Thai hooker and a good old fashioned Madras and it’s a winner.  :beers:

'soft art' = hardcore porn

hrdly hardcore on channel 330!

It all sounds good to me, I may have substituted the wine for a couple of fresh ales so I wouldn't get dry mouth from the spliff I'd have added to the evening...

The curry sounds reet good.

sounds great to me. nights in are quality. i'm having a day in with a sizzla dvd and a joint. will play pes in a bit, then see about some lunctime munch.

Curry would be great if Beef.

Get out Ralphy, monkfish is pefect for thai red curry, sounds fab!

Your talking to a curry nut here Tom.

I cook at least 2 currys a week.

Monkfish is nice but you can't beat a Thai Beef red curry.

Another favourite of mine is pork in a coconut milk curry.

good dvd, curry, beer, comfy sofa (with/withour duvet), internet ie porn, no missus perferct night in!

computer games, sex and prescription drugs would do me.

I wouldn't have thought you'd own up to curling up on a sofa with a duvet  :D

Bottle of wine, big bar of galaxy, Sharpe on DVD, then Smeetonator  :mrgreen:

I don't use a duvet I have a specail super soft blanket for the purpose!

Curry and a blow job.

Least to say I've not had many good nights in.

To be honest, i'm not a nights in person.

Cos i live alone, staying in isn't much fun.

In the week i will go down the gym alot at nights and at weekends i'll go out with my mates.

to start off you've got to still be hanging from the previous night, crack open several tinnies, have someone else cook and washup for you, pro evo, then some comedy like the mighty boosh. then you are so drunk you start hatching some bizarre plans that you have to carry through because people always bail on drunken plans.

 You can have a night in with a significant other person Ralphy....it can be fun  just means you don't go out.

 Get absolutely hammered on drink or drug of choice and have an extended sex session.

  Better at hers than yours, because you can escape in the morning at leisure  to sleep off the hangover.

Better at hers than yours, because you can escape in the morning at leisure to sleep off the hangover

ah a man off my own heart. or tell them you have to go to work and walk round the block then sneak back into bed once the bird has gone

Has to be bottle of red wine and chinese, if it gets boring, just find someone to exchange rude pics!

Easy. All you need is a crate of beer and an xbox 360. I have nights in every week with my mates. Good laugh.

If I could find someone who is willing then yeah great Reg!

 Have you tried exchanging rude pics with Lady?

No can't say I have Reg.

To say i'm going through a dry spell would be an undersatement.

 It'll turn mate...always does, just got to believe in yourself.   If the things that worked before fail, try something different and  completely random.

go on the pull with bennett in leeds, he's in the market for a rough northern bird

I'm going to exchange some rude pics with lady. What's your mobile number babe? I don't think I've got it. Mine's 07740347397.

So that's who keeps sending me naughty pics. Shame on you.

chill out, stick some music on, receive rude pics!!!!....

....now thats a good night in.

I'm not gonna walk around and be Bennett's ugly mate!  :soapy tit wank:

 Get a taxi then with BB and GFM.

Going for the sympathy shag is a very underrated tactic Ralph.

Cunt  :D

 The way forward Ralphy is to tell the northern birds you work for teh Blue Cross animal welfare lot in say Burford....you find homes for abandoned puppies kittens and bunnies.....and sometimes sad old grown up doggies, but you look after them until home is found.   Pays not much but you get to live in the centre, and have to make all sorts of visits across southern England to view potential homes.....which is why you like cars.  

   This is the first weekend you've had away for a year as you can't leave the animals, but  a colleague offered to cover for you.

  As an icebreaker, have one of those mechanical breathing puppy things kept inside you jacket......can't fail my man can't fail.

I think northern birds just want a WKD Blue Reg.

   Probably more than one Ralphy....let us know how you get on.  (pics as well  :) )

My pics days are over.

    :cry: