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Bear with me on this one...

My missus' sister split up with her fella about 6 weeks ago, it was really messy. She (missus' sister) just didn't seem to care about anything and he went a bit doo-lally and was desperate for her back.

He was ringing/texting my missus, her dad and her sister and has previously ransacked her bedroom when they split up before.

Anyway, today my missus gets a message from her sister saying they really badly need to talk. She went round there tonight where she confronted my missus and asked if she'd been sleeping with her ex.

The bastard only went and made up this fucking story that him and my missus have been having an affair on and off for three years. Saying they kiss whenever they've had a minute together and shit like that.

It's all absolute bullshit, I believe my missus when she tells me that and I trust her 100%. She's just not the type to do it.

I'm absolutely fucking livid with this fella and feel like going round his house, ripping off his neck and shitting down his throat. What kind of a sick fucking weirdo makes up a story about having an affair with his ex's sister just to get back at her?!?!?!

Fucking stupid cunt, I'll kick his fucking head in.

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Fucking hell that is distgusting normally i would be expected to laugh at you but that is turely awful. I would fucking kill him. I am turely shocked.

Although I don't know you and it may sound hollow turely if there is anything I can do, do not hestiate to pm me.

What an absolute prick.

What an absolute cunt of the highest order. I have a cricket bat I'll bring to 5 a side tomorrow if you want it Sam. Fucking disgusting.

I have a feather duster. Can I give him a tickle?

tell him, you've been fucking his misses for 3 years anyway! his mum to....

.....seriously thats out of order, thats messing around with other peoples relationships who have nothing to do with him and Nikki's sister.....

.....lets all get him TEF style

what if he is telling the truth?

If he was, then I'll still kick his head in and my missus will be out on her arse.

But he's not telling the truth. I've been with her for 5 years and can read her like  a book.

Once upon a time there was a girl called....

i'd confront him if i were you sam.

with a baseball bat

I'd hate something like that to happen to me. Stab him in the eye

He's denying he ever said it.

stab him in the eye anyway

shoot the fucker

Sam, you were brave to post that on here.

Yeah agreed, I do hope she hasnt done anything mate as once a girl plays around you will never be able to trust them again.

Costs a fair whack, but can be arranged*.

*apparently, wouldn't know myself.

Northern Mick!

It's really sad when it gets messy - don't let it affect you two, you're a great couple.

Just show's what a bullshitting Cunt he is then.

I have a crowbar you could borrow to knock the twat out with, then you could use a grider to cut off his bollocks. But by the sound of him, he doesn't have any

Or you could kill the git, deny it and later produce a book entitled 'If I did it'....

I'll take care of it

hit him where it hurts .. sue him .. or rather get your missus to sue him for defamation of character ... watch him shit and change his tune then!

Stab him in the face.

you stupid cunt.

Seriously...confront him and then poke him in the eye, or a swift elbow to the adams apple always works well, and that is not being funny, he fucking deserves it.

I think you should go on Jeremy Kyle and do one of those lie detector things. It's 96% accurate, so he only stitches up 1 in 25.

I know what you should do, you should come on an internet forum and tell everyone how you're going to kick his head in  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

sod all this ott stabbing,shooting, bollocks.just have a good old fashioned fist fight.

i suggest this thread is deleted

Don't stab, shoot, cut or ass rape anyone. That will just make your problems a whole lot bigger.

It's Nicki you should be talking to.

End of discussion.

Sigh. You're just not funny anymore (not that you ever were in the first place).

Is he really worth the time and the effort. I can understand your anger but was probably looking for a reaction to grab attention - for which looks like he has succeeded.

I would forget it. Leave him be in his own little world. You're stronger than that young samuel.

Sigh. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Ha ha!!!

Give him a fucking good stomping.

I dont think you can let him just get away with that.

But you dont really want to be getting in bother with the old bill about breaking his face either so I'd stop short of that and just threaten him with extreme violence if he dosnt fuck off ASAP

Sam,  I don't know your misses (resists making joke at sensative time), but you trust her 100% and that's what matters.

Sounds like the dick just came out with the first hurtful thing he could think of without thinking through the consequences. Idiotic, but if he is off the rails a bit logical thought proabably isn't happening right now.

I agree with Mr Todd (above). Have a word strong with him and move on. If he does anything like it again, unleash the fury.

£15-20k to be done properly.

You really are a fucking non entity.

wish I had 15 - 20k, do they do deals? Sort out 2 and get 3rd free?

:D  :D

Calm down you old cunt, you'll burst your piss bag  :wink:

:wanker:  .

Youve done it now.
I get the feeling foggster will rip you to shreds on here given the chance

Argh the tef's gone all holyoaks.

Hope you can sort it all out sam.

how do you rip someone apart on an internet forum?

Delete half their posts?

Take that back now you sour old cunt or the gloves are off

Well my old friend it looks like the gloves are off

whats with you two constantly going at each other?

Gonna rip you to shreds on here. You cunt.

Oooo it's all getting a bit nasty isn't it?

Keep your nose out Grumpy!

I've always thought that Fogster and The plagiarist's arguments have been a real battle of wits.













Keep it up guys! It's a real joy to read.

Bring it on cock nose

Hello Spacey

Sigh it all away you old cunt  :scribe:

:-))(  Are you to play fighting again. Stop it now or I'll bash your heads together




:)

Sorry uncle Batch :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

that isnt funny you irksome little cunt  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

neither are you.
youre about as funny as a car crash  :roll:

am i the only one who finds him funny?

yes

just like you are the only one that misses Toni

Dont worry im sure well see her on saturday. Has she boycotted this forum or what then?

i think her mum banned her

tut tut. perhaps we can ask why on saturday?

well dont post your pathetic repetetive squabbles on a public forum then you baffoon! :wink:

i find him funny. Fucking hate toni though and i'm glad she's fucked off.  8)

Ace  8)

I think that the Plagiarist loves me really. War is over.Peace Bro

If you want to have another outburst, there seems to be plenty of bandwidth over on  the thisis non football forum....perhaps you could arrange to go toe to toe with the Plagiarist over there.

Better stiil i will ignore him,Sorry for hijacking the thread Sam.I hope you get it all sorted

For fucks sake this entire fucking thread is a waste of bandwidth, well the first three pages at least. Until that old cunt oggy got involved

No, he brightens my time on here up for some unknown reason. I am easily amused by childish humour though so that might be why. Keep it up Plagarist.

there's much to be said for intelligent forum trolling

They could use some tips from Derek and Clive, http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/live_02.htm