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Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Friday, October 26, 2007, 20:57:22
For those not making the trip tomorrow.

For those who are. Dont stand at the back you cant see the pitch with the scoreboard in the way if you havent been there before.

I think we will take a few up, with people just being paid and it not being too long  a journey compared to some last season. Ground and the area is a shit hole though.

COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, October 26, 2007, 21:19:25
i swear i stood at the back last time and could see fine.

coldest ground in the world though, i swear!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Arriba on Friday, October 26, 2007, 21:23:34
i aint been there since the away end was an open terrace.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Friday, October 26, 2007, 21:29:47
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i swear i stood at the back last time and could see fine.

coldest ground in the world though, i swear!


oldham is colder


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 26, 2007, 22:20:04
I'll take a coat then


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: axs on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 00:51:00
i don't get paid until 31st  :evil:

but i'm going tomorrow yay!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: axs on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 01:30:06
crappy crappy crap, i have to be up in 6 hours to go to this. bloody works leaving do's.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: axs on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 07:57:45
oops, think i'm still pissed. enjoy the game those of you who are coming.

the rest of you enjoy the delights of Brunel / World :o


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 08:18:08
I'm going to make a score prediction for the first time in ages and say we'll win 3-1.

YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDS!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 08:32:52
i dreamt we won 7-0.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Lumps on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 08:45:06
I've just heard 5 live play a post match interview with the PV assistant manager, where he absolutely slates the team, ending with a recommendation that they all get themselves down the local technical college and get themselves on a brick laying course or something.

I don't think their season is going too well.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: swindonbob on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 09:19:56
We'll lose 2-0 today....trust me


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ronnie21 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 10:17:06
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i swear i stood at the back last time and could see fine.

coldest ground in the world though, i swear!


oldham is colder
Agreed!!  I believe Oldham is the highest ground above sea level in the entire league, and when the wind blows you bloody well know it!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 10:37:27
If we lose today I might cry

Their home record is currently W1 D1 L4 F5 A8
They are second bottom, only above Bournemouth on goal difference

A draw wouldn't be the end of the world as an away point is always a good point, but we should be looking for all 3 today


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 10:41:30
2-1 to the Town. We'll make hard work of it by going 2 up and conceding half way the second half, but hold on. Rodgers'll score for them, Cox and Roberts for us.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: donkey on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 10:50:43
Quote from: "ronnie21"
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i swear i stood at the back last time and could see fine.

coldest ground in the world though, i swear!


oldham is colder
Agreed!!  I believe Oldham is the highest ground above sea level in the entire league, and when the wind blows you bloody well know it!


Oldham is colder, but the Hawthorns is higher (and therefore the highest).

I'll get me anorak.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 12:34:41
I reckon 2-1 Swindon. Cox and Easton


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 12:49:51
3 - 0 for me. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Panda Paws on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 12:53:43
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
I'm going to make a score prediction for the first time in ages and say we'll win 3-1.

YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDS!


with paynter scoring first is 90-1 on 365


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: lebowski on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 12:57:14
i really can't see us getting beat this afternoon.

is there any news on barry corr? someone said he had back-knack again.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 13:04:28
0-0 Bore draw.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Hexagon on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 13:16:02
Phil smith injured Brez in goal.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 13:28:49
Hoping for a 1-0 or 2-0 win,   but feaing a defeat today


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 13:44:56
The title of the thread has jinxed it 1:1 if we are lucky.  

Amy Lewis on Radio Swindon sounds like a nice girl.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 13:56:31
2-1 win, scrappy.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Compo on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 13:57:17
I reckon 3-1 Swindon, but i could be wrong.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:00:21
Quote from: "ibelieveinmrreeves"
Rodgers...


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Wants to play at a higher level my arse. Money makes the world go around isn't that right Mr Mooney.

I can feel a thrashing in my water. I think we're gonna tear them apart and score at least 5.  8)


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:03:08
Team line up:

Peter Brezovan
Miguel Comminges
Jerel Ifil
Hasney Aljofree
Andrew Nicholas
Jon-Paul McGovern
Craig Easton
Lee Peacock
Sofiene Zaaboub
Billy Paynter
Simon Cox


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:05:37
Are we winning yet?  :mrgreen:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:07:19
no.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:09:49
Nearly 1-0 to port vale


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:10:34
boooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnngggggg


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:17:03
Swindon dominating at the mo


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:17:09
brez is sounding a bit dodgy mind


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:18:18
is their asley westwood the same one off of the end of last season. he was quite handy


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:18:40
yes, same guy


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:18:52
oh arse  :evil:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Hexagon on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:19:13
bugger


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:19:14
Penalty to port vale


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:19:14
what a gip.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:19:29
bollocks.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:20:05
sounds like a harsh penalty.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:20:16
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee  :mrgreen:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Hexagon on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:20:32
Get In!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:20:34
YESSSS


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:20:50
YESSSSSS! Super Lee Peacock!!! FUCK YOU PORT VALE!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:20:56
Wow, that lead can't have been 60 seconds :)


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:22:14
Aaron Brown scores for the gills


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:23:57
Quote from: "StefPol"
Aaron Brown scores for the gills


So???????

So its 1-1 then. A dodgy Vale penalty and a Cock header.

And the commentary sounds like its coming from the PV bogs


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:24:18
He saved it right?!!

edit: 1-1 then?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:25:48
haha arthurs my new favourite commentator ever


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: yeo on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:27:39
Good afternoon.

I dont have any friends today.

Is 3.30 to early to drink wine?

arse... Vale have scored


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:27:42
oh ffs u bunch of gimps  :evil:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:27:44
So for those who can't get Brunel...

Dodgy pen after ball 'hit' Easton's hand. Rodgers scored.
JPM free kick, Peacock heads the edward woodward home
Whitticker scored 2-1 Vale


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:28:28
bastardface


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: genf_stfc on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:28:43
shit, my world commentary just cut out,then when it came back all i could hear were vale fans cheering,didn't sound good.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:28:46
Quote from: "Batch"
So for those who can't get Brunel...

Dodgy pen after ball 'hit' Easton's hand. Rodgers scored.
JPM free kick, Peacock heads the edward woodward home
Whitticker scored 2-1 Vale


Cheers, bbc site still says 0-0


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:29:17
Quote from: "STFC dave"
haha arthurs my new favourite commentator ever


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think you meant to write 'Arthur's a cunt', but a nice try though.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:29:24
Well according to the BBC it is 0-0 so I'll stick with that I think


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:29:59
We are only losing because we haven't scored more goals than they have.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:33:35
What the fuck is up with us. Another 1 on 1 saved by Brez


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: magic8ball on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:34:46
Its Ok.

I'm here now.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:34:54
i think they're distracted by the helicopter


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:39:13
We are losing to this shit? FFS  :evil:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: manc321 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:39:41
I wonder whats  happening outside the ground!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:39:53
We always lose to the crap teams

thats what makes us great  8)


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:40:13
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:40:16
Quote from: "STFC dave"
We always lose to the crap teams

thats what makes us great  8)


And fucking annoying as well!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:41:40
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:41:50
Luggy will be throwing the teapot against the wall at half time.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:44:32
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Sally Mann...google her  :soapy tit wank:
I would advise people not to take photography A-Level as they seem to have an obsession with people being naked in photographs!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:45:43
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Sally Mann...google her  :soapy tit wank:
I would advise people not to take photography A-Level as they seem to have an obsession with people being naked in photographs!



ohhhh i dunno, depends whos being photographed....


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:46:28
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Sally Mann...google her  :soapy tit wank:
I would advise people not to take photography A-Level as they seem to have an obsession with people being naked in photographs!


Are you looking at photography as a career then? Whats the problem with nudity, unless its wrinkly old farts, or men...


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:48:46
Quote from: "STFC dave"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Sally Mann...google her  :soapy tit wank:
I would advise people not to take photography A-Level as they seem to have an obsession with people being naked in photographs!



ohhhh i dunno, depends whos being photographed....


Last year it was a 50 year old fat naked woman who pressed herself against clear plastic and photographed herself!
This year it's naked children in woods!!
Come on Swindon! get a goal before half time!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:50:49
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Sally Mann...google her  :soapy tit wank:
I would advise people not to take photography A-Level as they seem to have an obsession with people being naked in photographs!


Are you looking at photography as a career then? Whats the problem with nudity, unless its wrinkly old farts, or men...


So far the nudity has been old fat women and children which i find a bit creepy!
Yeah i would like to do photography as a career, i was looking at sports photography but i need to get some experience in that first, as i haven't done much yet.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:51:28
Poxford 0-0 HT against 10 men Merthyr (who are 2 leagues below them)  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:53:36
just had a call from my mate at the game:

- was never a penalty
- good goal for us
- we had a good first 15, but have been absolutley shite since
- ifils having a mare
- commingues is always out of position
- brezovan is looking dodgy as fook

might go do some history homework, probably more interesting. ho-hum


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 14:59:36
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "stfc11"
Im here now! Got bored of doing photography work, im meant to be researching some woman who photograph's her kids naked in the woods, and write about the photo's!
I think i'll stick with Swindon commentary and FM2008!
We don't sound too good at the back! Hopefully they'll sort it out! Come on Swindon!


WHAT???????????????????


Sally Mann...google her  :soapy tit wank:
I would advise people not to take photography A-Level as they seem to have an obsession with people being naked in photographs!


Are you looking at photography as a career then? Whats the problem with nudity, unless its wrinkly old farts, or men...


So far the nudity has been old fat women and children which i find a bit creepy!
Yeah i would like to do photography as a career, i was looking at sports photography but i need to get some experience in that first, as i haven't done much yet.


We'll take this to pm!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: hmparkin on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:09:11
Haven't used STFCWorld in a while, music at half-time, what's that all about?!

Has Roberts been dropped for any particular reason?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:11:34
Quote from: "hmparkin"
Haven't used STFCWorld in a while, music at half-time, what's that all about?!

Has Roberts been dropped for any particular reason?


Its Brunel FM's commitment to outstanding and dedicated STFC coverage  :roll:

Don't know what the deal is with Roberts I'm afraid.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:13:41
attendance 4013? rubbish


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:13:51
I'm finding the commentary hard to follow. I think I just got used to Ed's style and can't adjust to someone 'new'.

4013 attendance.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:21:47
booooooorrrrrriiiiiiiiinnngggggggg


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:24:47
only boring people get bored, Dave.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:27:47
i know  :(

sounds like were still playing shit though


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:28:58
Yeah Dave. Just do something else. I gave up on the game, instead I've had a wank, checked my pay had gone into my bank account (woot beers later), now I think I might smoke a cigarette.

Just chilling out before going to work. The game didn't seem the right way of doing that so I've got Faithless' Greatest Hits on.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:30:16
double sub, ifil off for collins, roberts on for nicho...


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:31:01
zaaboub gone to left-back


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:31:43
David McGoldrick on for vale


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:32:57
i tried doing history homework, but questioning the rights and wrongs of the suez crisis didn;t seem suitable for a saturday afternoon  8)

nicholas and ifil off
roberts and collins on

they've brought mcboldrick on, whos quite a handy player


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:33:35
COME ON, SORT IT OUT YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!

Ahem.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: magic8ball on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:33:54
God this is boring.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:34:21
Only boring people get bored Magic.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:34:47
'mon corr


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:34:49
Big Barry Corr on for Paynter


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:36:35
Am i right in thinking Sam Collins is ex Port Vale as well...

Useless trivia if true.

COME ON YOU REDS!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:36:38
About 15 mins to save us...C'mon Bazza !!!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:37:23
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Am i right in thinking Sam Collins is ex Port Vale as well...

Useless trivia if true.

COME ON YOU REDS!


correct.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:37:54
Quote from: "STFC dave"
i tried doing history homework, but questioning the rights and wrongs of the suez crisis didn;t seem suitable for a saturday afternoon  8)

nicholas and ifil off
roberts and collins on

they've brought mcboldrick on, whos quite a handy player



Suez Crisis,............. the end of Britain as a world power.  Eden resigned as p.m.  President Eisenhower later regretted not supporting the British and French by placating the Soviet Union.  


Now what about the f'ing Port Vale crisis?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:42:27
Quote from: "Crozzer"
Quote from: "STFC dave"
i tried doing history homework, but questioning the rights and wrongs of the suez crisis didn;t seem suitable for a saturday afternoon  8)

nicholas and ifil off
roberts and collins on

they've brought mcboldrick on, whos quite a handy player



Suez Crisis,............. the end of Britain as a world power.  Eden resigned as p.m.  President Eisenhower later regretted not supporting the British and French by placating the Soviet Union.  


Now what about the f'ing Port Vale crisis?


The beginning of the end of the british empire, and showed just how much we need america.






boooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggggggggg


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:43:04
ROgers just went close. This isn't going to be our day  :(


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:43:07
FUCK SAKE. Sort it out town


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:43:49
Why do we always play shite at Vale?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:44:39
That's why the Port Vale crisis should be discussed.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:45:33
Salisbury miss a penalty.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:47:03
Suez crisis - A manufactured war, that used sexed-up dodgy intelligence for justification in the face of public opposition at home, against an independent country of the Middle East, in order to secure British strategic interests.  Hmm sounds familiar!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: magic8ball on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:49:40
Surely due to the unwritten rule, we should be raining down on their goal for the last 5 minutes when we're a goal down?

Throwing everything at them?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:50:38
This ain't gonna be our day.... :cry:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:50:50
you would think that...

Corr will score!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:50:59
How long's left?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:51:32
gillingham are 3 - 2 against Rovers.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:51:44
about 3 mins


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:52:01
has the board gone up yet ?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:52:25
Nope


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:52:27
Stopped listening for a while! Sounds like we're in a bit of a mess at the back. Come on Swindon!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:53:55
Zaaboob - you fucking twat, and lucky bastard.

Liability, IMO.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:54:21
Stockport has just beaten Franchise 2-0  :D


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:54:57
it's not all bad then


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:55:14
Oxford won 2-1


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:55:44
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Zaaboob - you fucking twat, and lucky bastard.

Liability, IMO.


 :nod:  :nod:

Anyone who wears gloves in August, needs their head testing...


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: magic8ball on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:55:45
So is our defence a sudden shower of shit just becasuse Brez is in goal?

What do YOU think?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:56:08
Isn't the action at the wrong end of the pitch.....


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:56:23
cox  :x


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:56:31
Cox just hitting it over. Now game over.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:56:49
cox over the bar from 8 yards.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:57:06
And that's your lot. Cunt.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:57:09
boooooooooooo. lets just hope we dont get some stupid norhten team away in the fa cup


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:57:10
Bollox...Three points dropped.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 15:57:21
Coxy, you wanker!

Grrrrr  :twisted:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:02:20
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Coxy, you wanker!

Grrrrr  :twisted:


Don't be so harsh on yourself.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:08:08
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Coxy, you wanker!

Grrrrr  :twisted:


Don't be so harsh on yourself.


Its true though  :|


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:09:21
fucking shit result that,and one i didn't expect.
didn't listen to it.watched outlaw instead.made the right choice i think


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:10:08
Someone needs to slap Gazzza for the thread title  :box:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:12:13
Sturrock sounds pissed off.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:13:16
Fucking shit. We always lose these games. Never mind. We'll be fine if we keep our home form up.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:13:43
i expected him to be doing cartweels :-))(


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:14:22
Collins is on his way, Ifil crocked.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:15:39
i'd pay good money to see sturrock attempt a cartwheel

sounds like we have defensive problems though. ifil vincent and williams injured, collins on his way  :|


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:16:12
Quote from: "arriba"
i expected him to be doing cartweels :-))(


Pissed with great articulation, Pook will start next home game.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:29:59
Quote from: "Crozzer"
Quote from: "arriba"
i expected him to be doing cartweels :-))(


Pissed with great articulation, Pook will start next home game.


Assuming he is still here.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:39:45
Does anyone know how long the beast will be out for?  :(


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 16:42:17
Not even sure what the injury is. Did Sturrock let on?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 18:59:35
What a load of cunt. Ref cunt everything cunt.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:06:32
super big cunt :(


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:08:14
the ref must die, what a fucking homer cunt.

if the crowd shouted he gave it, if the crowd didnt shout....you know what he fucking gave it.....

the penalty was a fucking joke


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: axs on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:34:24
Handball!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Dirk Diggler on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:44:33
Todays performance was a disgrace with not one single town player coming out with any credibility.

Brez- Very nervous & a liability

Defence-Abysmal!

Peacock-Was he playing?

Sturrock- Tactics very strange in the 2nd half with both JP & Boub appearing to play on the left wing!

No passion


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: axs on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:46:17
i didn't think peacock or easton were that bad, but the rest of the squad failed to apply themselves to the task at hand.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:56:59
I thought the Minge wasnt too bad at right back.

why drop your number 1 goalkeeper after back to back clean sheets.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:57:57
Quote from: "DV"
I thought the Minge wasnt too bad at right back.

why drop your number 1 goalkeeper after back to back clean sheets.


injury.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 19:59:46
is that the case? has someone confirmed that.

Smithy walked past the pub at about half 2 and we all looked on very confused.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 20:06:51
Quote from: "DV"
is that the case? has someone confirmed that.

Smithy walked past the pub at about half 2 and we all looked on very confused.
Yes. Sturrock did. So stop whining you big girl  :D


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Luci on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 20:22:05
I thought Peacock and Easton were ok.  Peacs did better than I thought he would after I moaned about him before.

None of them however really turned up today and I agree with Luggy.  Some are way too comfortable.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: santini on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 20:37:40
Quote from: "Batch"
Not even sure what the injury is. Did Sturrock let on?
Tactical subs. No injuries.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: glos_robin on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 20:40:32
That was fucking shocking, team lacked passion and didn't seem to know what the fuck was going on. Minge is not a fucking right back or even a footballer, we need Jack Smith back or a new right back...........

As for the tactics though what the hell was going on, JP was upfront for half of the second half why? JP is a lazy bastard why? JP the appeared to be on the same wing with Roberts for a bit why? Sturrocks tactics are baffling at time and he always leaves substitutions a bit late. Not saying he's shit before someone jumps on this but today he dropped a clanger as the players didn't seem to know where they were playing second half


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 20:47:38
JP is a lazy bastard, news to me....


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 20:57:25
that was a fucking joke.

the ref was a total waste of oxygen, i sincerely hope he drops dead - fucking shit cunt. it's criminal that people like him are allowed to referee football matches at a professional level.

nevertheless, 'penalty' decision or not we were still shite.

zaaboub should be taken behind the stratton bank to face a firing squad, the fucking coward white-flag-waving cunt. lazy, disinterested and an absolute disgrace.

ifil looked like he'd gone back in time to the clueless king days, we played with no width, the tactics were simply mind boggling - first half we were getting destroyed down the wings, so we go 4-3-3 and play even more narrowly in the second half? nicholas and comminges looked out of sorts, though that's hardly surprising given the lack of cover they had.

easton and peacock are the only two players who can walk away from today's game with any sense of satisfaction.

consistency is something we desperately lack.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Reeves for King on Saturday, October 27, 2007, 22:50:45
II've always said Zaaboub is rubbish. We also need Williams back as soon as possible, he manages the defence into a decent unit. Aljofree just doesn't.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 01:49:10
Quote from: "Reeves for King"
II've always said Zaaboub is rubbish.


Go you.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: herthab on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 07:45:43
Shit game. Shit ref. Vale had no fans.

It was nice to meet some more of the weirdos that inhabit the TEF though :D


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 09:50:05
Does anyone now think off the field issues are beginning to take their toll on the first team?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:06:46
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Does anyone now think off the field issues are beginning to take their toll on the first team?


 Only the players....


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:34:06
Quote from: "Dirk Diggler"
Todays performance was a disgrace with not one single town player coming out with any credibility.

Brez- Very nervous & a liability


Well so would you be nervous if you haven't been playing very much. If it wasn't for Brez we would have lost by about 6-1!

And the fans that had a go at Roberts after he had only been on the pitch about 10 mins are a fucking disgrace! What about the players that were out there for the full 90 minutes? Not to mention Coxy when he missed a sitter at the end! They're the ones you should have been getting at, not Robbo! And remember PS is the one that picks the team!  :evil:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:36:49
Quote from: "Toni"
And remember PS is the one that picks the team!  :evil:


Yes STURROCK OUT  :roll:

Sturrock also controls how the team plays. He is the puppet master on the touchline. He needs to go now before our season falls apart.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:43:37
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/gary_stanley_uk/chirac_puppetmaster.jpg


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:44:26
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/gary_stanley_uk/chirac_puppetmaster.jpg


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:47:52
I see Comminges got in the NOTW league one team of the day.

And Leeds are now sixth. Fookin hell.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: herthab on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:49:55
Comminges played ok yesterday.

As you would have seen for your self if you had fucking bothered to go.........


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:51:49
Quote from: "herthab"
Comminges played ok yesterday.

As you would have seen for your self if had fucking bothered to go.........


I was busy. And you're still a cunt (but I wouldn't say it to your face).  :D


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: herthab on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 10:53:43
Birdy said you spent all day wanking while looking at animal porn sites on your laptop?

And yes I am :D


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:11:56
Quote from: "herthab"
Birdy said you spent all day wanking while looking at animal porn sites on your laptop?

And yes I am :D


Sounds better than going to Stoke on Trent ffs


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:21:14
Quote from: "Sussex"
Quote from: "herthab"
Comminges played ok yesterday.

As you would have seen for your self if had fucking bothered to go.........


I was busy. And you're still a cunt (but I wouldn't say it to your face).  :D


Busy my holes.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:22:56
Your holes are busy and you're posting on an internet forum. Kinky!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:27:01
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Your holes are busy and you're posting on an internet forum. Kinky!


You taking me for a kfc or what, I'm shit bored and even thinking of meeting Ben in the pub  :shock:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:27:58
Lets do KFC and then go to the pub, yeah?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:29:53
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Lets do KFC and then go to the pub, yeah?


Ace what time? I'll go and wash my hair


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 11:32:59
Dunno. Anytime from now I guess.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 12:23:22
Quote from: "herthab"
Comminges played ok yesterday.

As you would have seen for your self if you had fucking bothered to go.........


I thought he was crap!

Totally missed a tackle to get booked. At fault for the 2nd goal (as was Brez). Caught out of position loads of times.

Decent going forward, but a liability at the back.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 12:26:18
But then, in his defence, he's not a defender.

I hope PS doesn't do an Andy king and try to turn a winger into a full-back, a la Daisy Duke.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: herthab on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 12:30:11
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Quote from: "herthab"
Comminges played ok yesterday.

As you would have seen for your self if you had fucking bothered to go.........


I thought he was crap!

Totally missed a tackle to get booked. At fault for the 2nd goal (as was Brez). Caught out of position loads of times.

Decent going forward, but a liability at the back.



Which is why I said 'ok' instead of good. He was nowhere near our worst player though, that award imo is a toss up between Ifil and Zaboub.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 13:06:17
When oh when will the zaboub apologists admit that the guy is just plain shit and only played well for us when trying to secure a deal.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 13:08:31
You're just bitter because he turned you down.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 14:03:29
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
When oh when will the zaboub apologists admit that the guy is just plain shit and only played well for us when trying to secure a deal.


i admitted it yesterday. he was a fucking disgrace.

toni - roberts constantly went for glory when he came on yesterday, selfish prick. he didn't get as much stick as sofi did...


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 14:08:45
.....even the Port Vale fans didnt think it was a fucking penalty.

If the ref wasnt the star man in the NotW team of the week, there is something seriously wrong.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 15:35:53
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
When oh when will the zaboub apologists admit that the guy is just plain shit and only played well for us when trying to secure a deal.


i admitted it yesterday. he was a fucking disgrace.

toni - roberts constantly went for glory when he came on yesterday, selfish prick. he didn't get as much stick as sofi did...


From where i was stood he was getting more stick than anybody else out there.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 15:43:49
Who else thought those bints outside the pub were an embarrassment?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 15:44:50
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Who else thought those bints outside the pub were an embarrassment?


I was more embarrassed by them that were thrown out of the ground.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 15:50:15
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Who else thought those bints outside the pub were an embarrassment?


I was more embarrassed by them that were thrown out of the ground.


probably the same ones?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 15:55:28
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Who else thought those bints outside the pub were an embarrassment?


I was more embarrassed by them that were thrown out of the ground.


probably the same ones?


Depends who they were that you saw.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 21:48:26
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
When oh when will the zaboub apologists admit that the guy is just plain shit and only played well for us when trying to secure a deal.


i admitted it yesterday. he was a fucking disgrace.

toni - roberts constantly went for glory when he came on yesterday, selfish prick. he didn't get as much stick as sofi did...


From where i was stood he was getting more stick than anybody else out there.


btw cox was "offside" (somehow) for that sitter

have the league brought out a new rulebook?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Luci on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 21:56:51
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Who else thought those bints outside the pub were an embarrassment?


Embarassed was an understatement.

Made complete idiots of themselves - however some blokes prob got an easy lay from them.

Falling over in the road is not a good look for anyone let alone a girl who looked like she'd been dragged through a bush backwards.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 21:58:19
The 2 people who got thrown out were having a beer in teh ground, the youngest one is a nice lad and had gone up on the bus on his own.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 22:04:13
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Dirk Diggler"
Todays performance was a disgrace with not one single town player coming out with any credibility.

Brez- Very nervous & a liability


Well so would you be nervous if you haven't been playing very much. If it wasn't for Brez we would have lost by about 6-1!

And the fans that had a go at Roberts after he had only been on the pitch about 10 mins are a fucking disgrace! What about the players that were out there for the full 90 minutes? Not to mention Coxy when he missed a sitter at the end! They're the ones you should have been getting at, not Robbo! And remember PS is the one that picks the team!  :evil:


a discrace? so is not putting in effort.  Fans pay good money and travel a long way and are entitled to an opinion.  He doesnt have to listen to it, just like he choose to ignore comments made at teh services on the way home (not by me I will add)

The ref was a joke, honestly do not understand why he gave a penalty.

Gutted


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Maverick on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:14:32
Ref was completely influenced by the home fans - but having said that, we did not deserve anything from the game anyway.

What kind of team equalises one minute after going behind to a shit penalty, and then gives up trying again? Most teams would be fired up after that ... but not our shower yesterday.

Bumped into Hasney at the services on the way home, and at least he had the balls to come over to us and admit they were shit (in his eyes especially in the first half). Roberts just kept his distance and went over to the cash machine!

There was not one player that should automatically feel they have a starting place against Doncaster on that showing - even Brez was making mistakes - slipping over, and also although the second goal was Comminges mistake ... it was scored in at the near post which is not a place a keeper playing well should be beaten.

Crap ground, crap town, crap game, crap traffic around the ground ... only good bit was May Street Chippy (remembered from previous trips)!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:24:56
mav can you blame brez for slipping over? seems a bit harsh dude!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:26:35
Quote from: "Maverick"

What kind of team equalises one minute after going behind to a shit penalty, and then gives up trying again? Most teams would be fired up after that ... but not our shower yesterday.


  Think you have to ask yourself why?  I didn't see a large orange bed sheet on display.....that's usually enough to account for a dire performance.

   Maybe it was the absence of any chance of a demo....we played well enough last week when they knew one there was to be one.

  Or perhaps they just haven't been paid again....and anyone who can be will be shipped out, hence sticking Brez into the shop window.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:28:57
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Maverick"

What kind of team equalises one minute after going behind to a shit penalty, and then gives up trying again? Most teams would be fired up after that ... but not our shower yesterday.


  Think you have to ask yourself why?  I didn't see a large orange bed sheet on display.....that's usually enough to account for a dire performance.

   Maybe it was the absence of any chance of a demo....we played well enough last week when they knew one there was to be one.

  Or perhaps they just haven't been paid again....and anyone who can be will be shipped out, hence sticking Brez into the shop window.
[/b]

Exactly what we said when he started!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:33:32
I also said that, but apparently Phil Smith was injured!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:35:35
Quote from: "DV"
I also said that, but apparently Phil Smith was injured!


 Yeah, but did you shout it out ilike BB?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Maverick on Sunday, October 28, 2007, 23:35:40
Quote from: "bennett"
mav can you blame brez for slipping over? seems a bit harsh dude!


Harsh if it had been just the once - he seemed low on confidence to me - perhaps understandably.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: axs on Monday, October 29, 2007, 01:56:36
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Who else thought those bints outside the pub were an embarrassment?


Embarassed was an understatement.

Made complete idiots of themselves - however some blokes prob got an easy lay from them.

Falling over in the road is not a good look for anyone let alone a girl who looked like she'd been dragged through a bush backwards.


her and her mate were embarrassing, she could have been run over on another day. i'm not sure what made her decide to wear a shoelace for pants on a day when she was going to be falling over every two minutes. euuuggghhhhh.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, October 29, 2007, 08:21:59
Quote from: "DV"
I also said that, but apparently Phil Smith was injured!


Thigh injury

Failed a fitness test at 11.30 am


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Power to people on Monday, October 29, 2007, 08:38:26
Total poor performance - my first away game of the season and I have to put up with that crap...maybe the playersshould refund the ticket price !!

I don't think anyone came out with any credit, Brez was awful and there was no communication, we gave them too much space out wide and failed to close them down or deal with the long balls they played at times.

Sofi is not a left back full stop and needs to realise that playing on the wing means sometimes you should try and take your man on and cross the ball not look lost, Cox - he should have buried that late chance it would have been easier.

I would say that was the worst performance since Sturrock has been here and they need to have a good kick up the arse as they obviously thought they could turn up and not play and get 3pts.

I don't pay good money to watch them not even try.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: BB12 on Monday, October 29, 2007, 08:55:09
Glad I didn't go now, after reading this thread.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Luci on Monday, October 29, 2007, 08:57:49
Quote from: "Power to people"
Total poor performance - my first away game of the season and I have to put up with that crap...maybe the playersshould refund the ticket price !!

I don't think anyone came out with any credit, Brez was awful and there was no communication, we gave them too much space out wide and failed to close them down or deal with the long balls they played at times.

Sofi is not a left back full stop and needs to realise that playing on the wing means sometimes you should try and take your man on and cross the ball not look lost, Cox - he should have buried that late chance it would have been easier.

I would say that was the worst performance since Sturrock has been here and they need to have a good kick up the arse as they obviously thought they could turn up and not play and get 3pts.

I don't pay good money to watch them not even try.


So you're the bad luck talisman then?

Even if cox had buried that last chance it wouldn't have counted as the flag had already gone up for offside......


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, October 29, 2007, 09:16:44
Quote from: "Power to people"
Total poor performance - my first away game of the season and I have to put up with that crap...maybe the playersshould refund the ticket price !!

I don't think anyone came out with any credit, Brez was awful and there was no communication, we gave them too much space out wide and failed to close them down or deal with the long balls they played at times.

Sofi is not a left back full stop and needs to realise that playing on the wing means sometimes you should try and take your man on and cross the ball not look lost, Cox - he should have buried that late chance it would have been easier.

I would say that was the worst performance since Sturrock has been here and they need to have a good kick up the arse as they obviously thought they could turn up and not play and get 3pts.

I don't pay good money to watch them not even try.


Was it worse than Barnet away? :shock:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: cib on Monday, October 29, 2007, 09:45:11
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Quote from: "Power to people"
Total poor performance - my first away game of the season and I have to put up with that crap...maybe the playersshould refund the ticket price !!

I don't think anyone came out with any credit, Brez was awful and there was no communication, we gave them too much space out wide and failed to close them down or deal with the long balls they played at times.

Sofi is not a left back full stop and needs to realise that playing on the wing means sometimes you should try and take your man on and cross the ball not look lost, Cox - he should have buried that late chance it would have been easier.

I would say that was the worst performance since Sturrock has been here and they need to have a good kick up the arse as they obviously thought they could turn up and not play and get 3pts.

I don't pay good money to watch them not even try.


Was it worse than Barnet away? :shock:


Or Stockport away?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: larwood on Monday, October 29, 2007, 10:15:00
My first away game of the season and it was dire,we were awful,by far the worse i've seen us play this season.Fair play to Vale though who took advantage of it.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, October 29, 2007, 11:32:39
Quote from: "Maverick"
There was not one player that should automatically feel they have a starting place against Doncaster on that showing - even Brez was making mistakes - slipping over, and also although the second goal was Comminges mistake ... it was scored in at the near post which is not a place a keeper playing well should be beaten.


i think easton and peacock can feel at least a little satisfied with their performance.

agree about brez being beaten on his near post though, he looked rusty


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Power to people on Monday, October 29, 2007, 13:40:10
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Quote from: "Power to people"
Total poor performance - my first away game of the season and I have to put up with that crap...maybe the playersshould refund the ticket price !!

I don't think anyone came out with any credit, Brez was awful and there was no communication, we gave them too much space out wide and failed to close them down or deal with the long balls they played at times.

Sofi is not a left back full stop and needs to realise that playing on the wing means sometimes you should try and take your man on and cross the ball not look lost, Cox - he should have buried that late chance it would have been easier.

I would say that was the worst performance since Sturrock has been here and they need to have a good kick up the arse as they obviously thought they could turn up and not play and get 3pts.

I don't pay good money to watch them not even try.


So you're the bad luck talisman then?

Even if cox had buried that last chance it wouldn't have counted as the flag had already gone up for offside......


I have said I will have to look at the league table and what is hanging on the game before  I go to my next away game...just incase I am a bad omen  :oops:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, October 29, 2007, 13:43:31
I'm pretty gald I didn't go. Chubbs seemed mighty pissed off when I saw him on Saturday night.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:12:49
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Maverick"
There was not one player that should automatically feel they have a starting place against Doncaster on that showing - even Brez was making mistakes - slipping over, and also although the second goal was Comminges mistake ... it was scored in at the near post which is not a place a keeper playing well should be beaten.


i think easton and peacock can feel at least a little satisfied with their performance.

agree about brez being beaten on his near post though, he looked rusty


What do you expect when he's had flu all week!!!!!!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:18:53
Whisper it quietly....... Brezovan isnt the same player.

He was nervy and at fault for 2 goals against Chetenham in the JPT as well


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:19:54
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Whisper it quietly....... Brezovan isnt the same player.

He was nervy and at fault for 2 goals against Chetenham in the JPT as well


Well would you be the same player after breaking your arm?!!!!!!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: tans on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:23:14
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Whisper it quietly....... Brezovan isnt the same player.

He was nervy and at fault for 2 goals against Chetenham in the JPT as well


Well would you be the same player after breaking your arm?!!!!!!


Still got the same arm hasnt he?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:23:27
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Whisper it quietly....... Brezovan isnt the same player.

He was nervy and at fault for 2 goals against Chetenham in the JPT as well


Well would you be the same player after breaking your arm?!!!!!!


Yes. Plenty of players have serious injuries and come back at the same standard as before. Especially keepers as they dont have to run


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: tans on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:25:02
Exactly Colin. I have to say I dont really think Brez would cut it anyway, I much prefer Smith.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:28:32
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
Whisper it quietly....... Brezovan isnt the same player.

He was nervy and at fault for 2 goals against Chetenham in the JPT as well


Well would you be the same player after breaking your arm?!!!!!!


in that case he shouldn't be playing professional football anymore.

if he's not fit or capable of playing to a sufficient standard then what's the point?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:29:57
Didnt anyone else think teh striker did a hell of a shot, he deserved the goal


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, October 29, 2007, 14:35:11
Of course Brez is rusty. Given a run in the side I think he will come good.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: janaage on Monday, October 29, 2007, 15:40:22
Flipping heck I'd hate to be a footballer.  One minute you're flavour of the month, a saviour, then you're banished to the slag heap.

Brezovan's not finished by a long way.  Keep the faith.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, October 29, 2007, 15:53:31
he needs games under his belt, I wouldn't drop Phil Smith on his current form though


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:13:36
Quote from: "janaage"
Flipping heck I'd hate to be a footballer.  One minute you're flavour of the month, a saviour, then you're banished to the slag heap.

Brezovan's not finished by a long way.  Keep the faith.


exactly!

he's rusty, out of touch and a bit like a batsman he needs to get his eye in. he was beaten on his near post which is a cardinal sin for any goalkeeper, whether you're bart griemink or iker casillas.

he will come good and i don't the shop window theory.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:22:00
But he's trained every day for months and played reserve games.  I'm not claiming he's become the new Jimmy Glass overnight, but of all positions on the pitch, its surely easier to get match fit playing in goal?  

I've nothing against the bloke, I hope he quickly gets back to his form of last season, trouble is we've not seen anything even close to that so far.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: herthab on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:23:06
I hope Brez will come good and it's just 'ring rust' (Oo err!)

However, I would rather he went out on loan to get match fit, as opposed to costing us games...............


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:24:44
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
But he's trained every day for months and played reserve games.  I'm not claiming he's become the new Jimmy Glass overnight, but of all positions on the pitch, its surely easier to get match fit playing in goal?  

I've nothing against the bloke, I hope he quickly gets back to his form of last season, trouble is we've not seen anything even close to that so far.


it's not match fitness though is it?

if you were off work for the best part of a year and got thrown in at the deep end at short notice, you'd probably struggle a bit


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:30:00
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Colin Todd"
But he's trained every day for months and played reserve games.  I'm not claiming he's become the new Jimmy Glass overnight, but of all positions on the pitch, its surely easier to get match fit playing in goal?  

I've nothing against the bloke, I hope he quickly gets back to his form of last season, trouble is we've not seen anything even close to that so far.


it's not match fitness though is it?

if you were off work for the best part of a year and got thrown in at the deep end at short notice, you'd probably struggle a bit


Buts he's been in training since the start of July (??) Its not like he turned up at the club for the 1st time in months on Friday (having been sat in his pants watching porn for 12 months) and got told he was playing is it?

He's not been very good this season is my point, and we cant really afford to be carrying a keeper hoping he gets good again. He needs to improve. Maybe he should paint a picture of himself having a great game like that fella in heros in the hope it comes true


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:31:56
training != match


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, October 29, 2007, 16:35:41
Quote from: "sonic youth"
training != match


 :?:  :shrug:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 06:49:40
TBH i think brez is getting stick for his performance against

When he sliped in the opening minutes he did fantasticaly well to recover and pull off a great save

The penalty, well he cant save em all

The seconds goal, slack defending from comminges, let the PV player past, ok you'd expect Brez to save but its not entirley his fault.

Though he made some good save in the match, oh wait, no he didint save them, after all if the ref gave us a goal kick, brez obviously didint touch the ball


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 09:27:54
Smith > Brez on current form, at this precise moment, therefore if Smith is fit, he should be playing.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 13:36:13
I don't understand why everyone was saying it was a harsh penalty, saw it on SSN last night and looked pretty stone-wall to me!

If you throw yourself to the ground with your arm in the air and you block the goal-bound shot it's handball, deliberate or otherwise.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 13:42:29
having seem the virgin highlights its no way a pen, or brez's fault with the second goal.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 13:46:16
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
I don't understand why everyone was saying it was a harsh penalty, saw it on SSN last night and looked pretty stone-wall to me!

If you throw yourself to the ground with your arm in the air and you block the goal-bound shot it's handball, deliberate or otherwise.


none of the vale players or fans even appealed for the penalty, the linesman didn't see it either.

haven't seen it yet myself but it looked accidental to me...


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 13:57:55
Quote from: "arriba"
having seem the virgin highlights its no way a pen, or brez's fault with the second goal.


Same as.

Wonder if Brez will be dropped next game?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 15:24:06
More a case of Smith deserving his place than Brez being dropped surely?


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 19:29:11
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
I don't understand why everyone was saying it was a harsh penalty, saw it on SSN last night and looked pretty stone-wall to me!

If you throw yourself to the ground with your arm in the air and you block the goal-bound shot it's handball, deliberate or otherwise.


Sorry, Dave, but handball has to be deliberate, doesn't matter where on the field it is, or where the ball may have been going.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 19:32:34
Quote from: "janaage"
Flipping heck I'd hate to be a footballer.  One minute you're flavour of the month, a saviour, then you're banished to the slag heap.

Brezovan's not finished by a long way.  Keep the faith.


Exactly my point but Swindon fans are so fucking fickle it angers me!
I suppose now Paul Sturrock has said in his update today that Robbo has not been at his best all the fans are gonna get on his case and suggest PS ships him out! - The fans do fucking everything PS says and agree with everything he says! If he was to say the sky was green the fans would believe it!

And to say Smith is better than Brezovan is a fucking joke! Brezovan is a premiership goalkeeper, Smith is league one at best! And i feel sure if Brezovan had have been in goal half of these goals gone against us, where Smith has been in goal, Brezovan would have saved! Its not Brezovan costing us games, it's Smith but because PS said Smith is the better goalkeeper - oh it must be true! Grow up for fuck sake!  :evil:


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: lebowski on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 19:32:43
i think it's a pen. his hands were outside the boundary of his natural body shape, and deflected a goal bound shot.

anyway, we were shite. let's move on to the next game.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 19:35:46
I always thought the whole intentional / unintentional thing was a bit of a myth. And it's handball whatever, although obviously ref's should use a bit of common sense.


Fuck knows though. I ain't no ref.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: stfc11 on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 19:49:33
Can't be bothered to go to the other posts so im sorry if this has already been said but Brezovan didn't train at all last week as he had the flu, and was still recovering from it on Saturday!


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 19:59:12
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I always thought the whole intentional / unintentional thing was a bit of a myth. And it's handball whatever, although obviously ref's should use a bit of common sense.


Fuck knows though. I ain't no ref.


It's the only rule that has intent in it, but it must be intentional...therefore the decision was bollocks.  If Brez had saved it form that distance we'd have been out of our seats applauding him.  It was not handball, should not have been a penalty, ref was a twat, we were shite, Vale Park is always colder than it should be too.

If the statement about Brez having a cold/not training is true then I for one feel less concerned about his performance.

Train hard this week, and win the next one...then we're back on track.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: thalidomideBen on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 20:20:45
I haven't seen the goal and was more speaking generally. Didn't know the actual rule had a reference to intent in it. Fair Play. I'd still say it's more of a responsibility of the defenders to keep their arms out the way than anything else though.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: redbullzeye on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 20:47:24
I'm convinced noone has a clue about the handball rule - going back to Everton in the cup in 1997 - ball blasted against Culverhouse absolutely no chance of getting out of the way of it - end result a penalty to Everton and Culverhouse sent off - all in the first fucking minute  :evil: I still haven't forgotten that


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: thalidomideBen on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 20:49:28
I was at that game  8)


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 21:12:19
i think Easton handball was self-defence as it was going to smack him straight between the eyes. i have seen it a couple of times now it did hit him low on the arm.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 21:35:41
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "janaage"
Flipping heck I'd hate to be a footballer.  One minute you're flavour of the month, a saviour, then you're banished to the slag heap.

Brezovan's not finished by a long way.  Keep the faith.


Exactly my point but Swindon fans are so fucking fickle it angers me!
I suppose now Paul Sturrock has said in his update today that Robbo has not been at his best all the fans are gonna get on his case and suggest PS ships him out! - The fans do fucking everything PS says and agree with everything he says! If he was to say the sky was green the fans would believe it!

And to say Smith is better than Brezovan is a fucking joke! Brezovan is a premiership goalkeeper, Smith is league one at best! And i feel sure if Brezovan had have been in goal half of these goals gone against us, where Smith has been in goal, Brezovan would have saved! Its not Brezovan costing us games, it's Smith but because PS said Smith is the better goalkeeper - oh it must be true! Grow up for fuck sake!  :evil:


......and how many times have you seen Brez play exactly? He's only played a grand total of 18 games for us.

He's only really played a handfull of games for us and this season he's conceeded in all his games and looked dodgy - Charlton, Cheltenham and Port Vale.

Phil Smith on the other hand has played 47 games for us, and in the large majority of them he has been solid.

He's had the odd dodgy game here and there, but he hasnt made many, if any cock ups and he hasnt looked dodgy for more than maybe 20 minutes at a push.

Smith right now is our number one and is the better keeper, because he's got the shirt and he is consistent. You know what you're going to get with Phil.

Brezovan so far has looked brilliant or shit, he so far in his limited Town career hasnt put in the same consistency as Phil Smith has.

Thats why Phil is our number 1.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 22:03:23
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I always thought the whole intentional / unintentional thing was a bit of a myth. And it's handball whatever, although obviously ref's should use a bit of common sense.


Fuck knows though. I ain't no ref.
The rule is titled "Deliberate handball" for fucks sake!  :D

Code:
A free-kick or penalty will be awarded if a player handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)

Referees are reminded that deliberately handling the ball is normally punished only by a direct free-kick or penalty kick if the offence occurred inside the penalty area. A caution or dismissal is not normally required.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 22:05:18
I don't think whoever played in goal was particularly relevent to this game.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: thalidomideBen on Tuesday, October 30, 2007, 22:05:24
Sorry. I haven't got around to reading the rule book for a while.


Title: Port Fail V Swindon Town
Post by: donkey on Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 17:28:20
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I always thought the whole intentional / unintentional thing was a bit of a myth. And it's handball whatever, although obviously ref's should use a bit of common sense.


Fuck knows though. I ain't no ref.
The rule is titled "Deliberate handball" for fucks sake!  :D

Code:
A free-kick or penalty will be awarded if a player handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)

Referees are reminded that deliberately handling the ball is normally punished only by a direct free-kick or penalty kick if the offence occurred inside the penalty area. A caution or dismissal is not normally required.


Cheers r4e, always nice to be right  :\/  (especially when it happens so infrequently  :oops: )