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Do you (if you are female) or does your gf/partner/spouse (if you are a bloke) or does your girlybloke (if you are in between) trim or shave your/their pubes?

Personally I have shaved a few ladies mounds in my time for fun but I haven't been out with one who has done it as a matter of maintenance.

what if you're single?

Reply as if you have just been perusing porno mags I guess.

I answered yes cos i do.  :oops:

*not that everyone needs to know that*  :mrgreen:

phwoar.

im too scared too

what is 'porno mags'?

Famous Swedish sex actress.

Too scared to shave it?

 Is there anything else you'd  to share with us Toni....intimate piercings, tats etc?

You dirty old man you, Reg  :nono:

Nope. Don't have any tats. Although i really want to get a small one of the Swindon Town logo on my hip but i'm too scared to have it done. Don't have any intimate piercings either. :mrgreen:

stop this now.

Yup. wouldn't want to get anything else caught.

Calm down James.

Go and visit that Swedish actress instead.

 Unfortunately STFC logos are somewhat transient in nature.....the new badge would be a right turn off.

Can I have the mobile number of whoever is "It's naturally bald anyway".

Just out of curiosity like.

Well its ok cos i'm single. So nobody would be seeing it. I would have preferred the old logo anyway. But i defo won't have it done.

what if it's a bloke? it might be hertha

Just because you're single now Toni, doesn't mean you'll always be single.....think the old logo on the base of the back would be class...

No, the poll is specifically about girlies.

If it's Hertha's wife then I will pop round on Boxing Day to investigate.

  Way I read the poll it wasn't gender specific...there's only 6 women who post on here.

You've already got it babe x

I love a good shaved cunt as it's like fucking a small child.

yeah except a Doncaster Rovers fan that i'm friendly with said he wouldn't like it. - It'd turn him right off.

GROAN


Sussex has freaked me out now.

I'm off to shave under my arms...

 He's not the man for you then...imagine what it would do for a red blooded Town fan.

Have any of you blokes ever shaved yours totally off? just out of interest...

Yes.

Just the once. I caught crabs.

www.bmezine.com

ohh, you didn't mean cutting your knob off...

Legend  :D   - before or after?!?!  :|

I did once and it felt like I'd caught crabs.....

 No..

I ahve a little trim now and then but not totally off!

After. Definitely after.

Mind you I made the girl who infected me do the shaving and then I shaved her.

Jesus, what an amazing shag that was afterwards.

Something i didnt need to know... now skip my post... :oops:

I did once on request, i have never itched so much ever... therefore i would say to go bald it's just wrong i dont know how women stand it... there are far better ways of pleasing men.
Having said that, everyone needs to trim, cant beat nice neat and tidy.

Yeah, except i can't find any red blooded town fans that would want me.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Curry and cold ale on the table plus negligee when they come home from football?

I am no longer reading this as reading about my mates mrs is sick.

i really wish i wasn't reading this thread. yet i can't stop.

it's like a car crash

I got Fatbury's number if ya fancy it?

Anyone tried shaving their arse hair?   :|

Fortunately the airbags are correctly installed and working.

I dont need to know what his best mates furry area's look like either really!
Lets pretend it never happened :D

I wish sussex would shave his  :mrgreen:

I've been secretly talking to him already. but thanks anyway.  :)

Only if he would do the same for me.

You will be seeing photographs of his balls at the end of the season anyway.

Surely you mean wax.

He hasn't the bollocks to do that  :D

Cunts, i cant believe how crap Mooney has become

It makes my eyes water to just think about it. That said, perhaps you can help him be a big brave soldier.

I've seen him run  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'll use my epilator or what ever it's called on him instead  :mrgreen:

Did you buy your epilator from Ann Summers, or have i got the wrong end of the stick

If you used the wrong end of that stick it would hurt, but remove your arse hair for you

Sack, back and crack :)

Whatever. I quite like the idea of being a big brave soldier. ROAR!

You want to come home and find him wearing a negligee?

I suppose it would be less distressing than finding him wearing your knickers  :?

then it won't hurt.

i've shaved a lady before, but never myself. in my (limited) experience most girls seem to shave or at least heavily trim nowadays, I've only ever come across (Neville - take your pick) one girl who had a proper full on bush.

Am I the only one that thinks this thread is wrong ?

 :|

nope

Probably not.

But then it is quite provocative and well frequented don't you think?

Just like the subject under scrutiny.

*snigger*

Shouldn't this be in the boardroom section?

It's all about cunts, isn't it?

I've got an outfit at home waiting for you  :wink:

Shave it all off Sussex! The ladies go mad for it .

Uncle Alan I feel like I know you so much better now!  :shock:

Men should trim as its just gross otherwise and ladies should definitely as well.

As a lifeguard I find it quite repulsive when people dont "prune" before donning skimpy swimwear

It reminds me of a time in the gym where a really old man got out of the jacuzzi in his skimpy swimming trunks and one of his testicles was hanging out the side haha.

 :chunder:  I now feel sick

:soapy tit wank:
Thanks for sharing that with us Lady!

Personally i dislike the vogue for completely hairless ladies parts,its unnatural and unreal,i mean we're women not 12 year olds  :-))(

Ask any bloke, getting your nostrils full of pubes isn't fun.

Oh I don't know.

The reciprocal removal of pubic hairs from each other's mouths is a loving post-coital gesture in my eyes.

Nothing worse than giving a blow job and geting a mouth full of pubes with 'bits' stuck on em fucking yuck.  Glad my man washes at least once a week  :soapy tit wank:

It's the sort of story that makes you want to re-join isn't it Lady?

   I've never bothered myself....but do think its a bit unfair, because shaving does cause a lot of itching for women, when it grows back.

   What about things like chest hair on blokes?  As I've got older, I've developed chest hair to rival a mountain gorilla.....I'm sure it must have some evolutionary significance, but would be a right bugger to keep shaved.

Yeah, there is also the question of increasing nostril and ear hair with age which has started to annoy me.

In the words of Billy Connolly, "what does my body know that I don't? What do I need it for?"

 :x

   I read an article about this, which was somewhat surprising, apparently as you age, your body recognise this and responds by producing more testosterone....hence the rapid growth of nasal hair etc.....it also explains why us old buggers can give a bird a better time than the young lads.  8)

everyone should have a trim now and again.

long and curly hair in certain regions just isnt right

you two are sick, stop going on about sex in your 40s!!

You've got it all to look forward to Ash.

Proper sex.

Christ, imagine as it all started to grow back, it'd be like velcro, you'd get stuck together on the job  :shock: