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Just wondering whether you would shag/commit to these women?

Michelle Macmanus?
Barbara Windsor?
STFC Toni?
Sandy Grey?
The women who runs the macmillan thing in the adver?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You missed a dead badger off your list

i'd definetely do barbara windsor  :agree:

The advantage with McManus is that you could say you had 4 women at once

Is Barbara Windsor still alive....wasn't she great in the Carry On films....I don't think her tits were that big actually.

I watched Carry On Doctor earlier Reg, classic.

No they weren't.

I remember looking forward to Carry On Camping big time when I was about 12 (her bra drops off) and was hugely - sorry wrong word - disappointed.

Kenneth Williams makes me chuckle.

  :nod:   I don't blame Babs, who was just making the most of her assets, by sticking her chest out.....I'd rather have got a look at Hattie Jacques.

 :shock:

Jeez. They were big. Smothered to death under those.

  :P  

   I think it was the underplayed sense of a smoking sexual volcano, as evidenced in Hattie's portrayal of matron chasing Dr Tinkle in Carry On Doctor that did it for me.

  Suffocation due to heavy breast asphixia, would be a decent way to go.

again you over 40s are sick.

 You sound like a Liberal slagging off Minging Cambell.....

Actually Valerie Leon was my favourite Carry On woman. I seem to remember she was in a handful (sic).

Phew.

http://www.webhorror.com/screamqueens/valerie_leon/valerie_leon_blood_mummy_2.jpg

   Is this her next to Babs?

    http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_features/girlsofcarryon.jpg

Yup.

Bloody hell. She makes Babs look a right dog.

Those costumes are quite revealing - clunge-wise

Eurgh eurgh eurgh!

What have you dirty old pervs done to the TEF?

:chunder:

   Own up Sam...you'd love to rub your nose over the mound of Venus of the bird on the left.....

I have been trying desperately not to look at her. She scares the life out of me.

Middle, left, right, surely?

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z223/redbullzeye/fenellafielding.jpg
Carry On Screaming - please someone find a better picture - but I would!

Fenella Fielding.

Oh god yes.

http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/thumbnails/150thumbs/179552.jpg

Oh god no. she could be my gran. her photo is in fucking black and white  :shock:

She'd probably have to fart to give Fatbury a clue on finding it though! :oops:

Why are most of them ugly, fat women?! Is that all fatbury goes for or something?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Fatbury goes for anything to be honest, even a pulse is not compulsory.

Well whatever floats your boat i guess.

They've not got mounds, it's just their hairy bushes. T'wasn't the vogue to be trimmed back then.

 An interesting thought, but the bird on the left, who might be Dilys Laye, has either got a small cricket box or a protruding mons pubis....

Blimey.

How many women trim their bush then? None that I have ever know, They have all been in full flourish.

Perhaps we should start a poll...

 Have you ever gone for a shaven pube look yourself...personally I haven't , but like it on a bird, which is a bit unfair.  Maybe a poll on that.

Not that I have put it about but most of the women I have been with have been shaven.  Women now days tend to look after down stairs

I think women should shave it back a bit - you never know what's lurking inside a great bit thatch :shock:

  I think over 40's women look after downstairs...hoover the living room,  polish the sideboard, wash the kitchen floor, that sort of thing.

A shaven haven is definitely the way to go 8)

A the risk of being shot down - i personally prefer shaven.  :oops:

Good girl  8)

Shot down or shot in - I am the new fatbury

 Yeah, but what about for fellas..

 Maybe you should follow the trend for new user names and change to Shaven Boy.

Ahhh. Thats for Fatters to know.  :wink:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Are we just talking about women shaving or should men do it too?

Eurgh.

That would really take away my hirsute manhood self esteem.

No way.

makes it look bigger apparently alan

  This is the question I proposed earlier.....

That would scare the fucking life out of Joy then.

I had better refrain.

not sure about that but this thread has scared the fucking joy out of my life.

Shaven is the way forward fellas. Do it once and you will never look back! FACT!

Do you realise that fatbury hasn't answered this thread and it was meant for him?

Where are you fatters?  :(

im here .. its because I ignore pisstaking threads! :wink:

Fair enough i suppose. Have you got my emails yet?

oh and for the record id em all - except Sandy Gray .. wouldnt touch her with a barge pole

and STFC Toni - cos shes someone on here and I have more respect than to talk about a forum member like that ... but she seems a nice girl

I am.  :wink:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Did you get my emails hun?

Get a fucking room you two

 :chunder:  :wink:

I think it's sweet.

In a sick, Roy and Hayley Cropper type of way................................ :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

just goes to prove that there is someone out there for everyone  :D

except me  :cry:

Have a threesome with tans and ralphy

Don't be silly, there is a nice man out there for you somewhere Jim Jam

So is Fatters tupping Toni ?

Keep positive!

Some day your prince will come.......................... :D

No ive never met the girl ... yet

Can you reommend anywhere Fred, the De Vere perhaps!!!! :beers:

Exactly. Then the "flirting" will stop once hes seen me in person, trust me.

You can tell Toni doesn't know fatbury very well  :|