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OK im the first to admit I love my little cat, Mr Bojangles (bo bo) but I have a problem.  This is the ginger cat next door, he keeps coming in and making himself at home.

He eats all my cats food and scares him.  Ive been known to kick him down the spiral staircase (which hurts I know from drunken experience) but he comes back.

Can I shoot him with teh pellet gun under my bed or is that a bit harsh.....? Advice would be greatly recieved

i say shoot it.

at my inlaws once there was a cat from one of the neighbours who kept coming round and eating there cats food as it was kept in the shed. One day i saw the cat trying to get in there so i flicked an elastic band at it. Hit it smack on the head but he still came back later.
after a few days of this i lost my temper and threw a stone at it. Caught it a treat on his back legs. I think he got the message as he hasn't been back :twisted:

Stoning cats, that's the way forward.  My cat always used to get picked on by other cats, so I used to go out there, stone in hand, and stick up for our Wembley.

I will call the RSPCA if you shoot it  :twisted:

booooooo Birdy :evil:

Actually someone once told me to squirt unwanted cats with water.  They hate getting wet so get yourself a super soaker.  That is less cruel than stoning and shooting.

Yeah but equally less fun! Wembley what a name! Right super sooker it is and if not I will drop kick him

thats a quality idea.
Asher, trip to Toys R Us at the weekend 8)

you knows its the right way to go

Born in 93 was our Wembley, named after the great day.  My next pet, a dog, will be called Dave I think.

ha ha, yeah sod waiting to the weekend im off there in a minute, actually I think im banned from toys r us since they caught me playing with the kids, shite meant toys!

Asher, did you find out any quotes on cars you was looking at???

I prefer to kick it. It's more personal that way

you would you evil bastard

Well ive dcided the TT is what I want, I have the money sorted but dont fancy owning two cars so this sat im haviung it cleaned and then up for sale as soon as its gone im gonna go out that day and buy one.  The insurance is between £1200 - £1500 a year.  Ive wanted a TT for about 5 years and thought I better get one now before I get some girl up teh duff and wont be allowed one then!

 :shock:

which of the TT's you going for???
the 175bhp or the 225bhp or the Quatro version

you have such a great outlook on life Ash!!

yeah sorry that was a bit to the point wasnt it! You know what I mean tho

225BHP The quatro would result in my dying, I do like a bit of speed as it is let alone in a quicker car than is safe for me!

i haven't driven a TT so not sure how powerful they are.
I'm saving for my scooby/evo next year. Getting a new house first then next year i told the wife i'm having one before she gets preggers.

See we all think the same dont we lads, get a car before we get tied down!

I only ever keep a car for 2 years usually so this one will be the same and then I can get something a bit silly if the business is going well.

buisness eh? What do you do, Ash?

Take out contracts on people! nah only messing, ive got a property management company in swindon that buys for 16 investors on buy to let, also rent out office space etc.  Very boring!

boring yet lucrative, i would imagine.  You are quite young too aren't you?

Yeah only 24, right place right time been very lucky with contacts over the last 6/7 years.  Its not that lucrative - at least thats what I tell the tax man!

any useless info you need on building, land, tenants law im the sad git who is like a book!

Turn it in to a dog!







Pour petrol on it, throw a lit match and WOOF!

any cruelty to animals, especially cats, will result in me crying like a little baby.