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Are the TEF getting a crew together to watch this ?

If so where ???????

I'm deffo up for it

No i am plotting for the tranmere game.

We can do that though during the second half, as McClaren et al would have bored us all to death by then


Oh......................and we will be 0 - 3 by then

im up for some pub action in town

When have you supported England? Go home

 :D

i dont...i will follow any 3rd world team....we gotta stick with out own

ha ha

Its a bit of a marathon this Saturday, 3pm Footie finishes at 5pm, whose going home from the pub, no-one; followed by 8pm Rugby. Sounds like a great Saturday to me.

My thoughts exactly Derek

Me me me....

Missus away for the weekend - let me know what the plans are 8)

i'm planning to watch it. at wembley. hopefully we can knock a few in.

Think I'm watching it at home and might go out to watch the rugby. Or might do it the other way round.

Can't make it, sorry, taking somebody's missus away for the weekend!!  :wink:  :wink:

I'm up for some pubbage.

Aslong as its not in walkabout, i don't mind where i watch it.

I'll be working  :( .

I'm going to try and get next Saturday off for the protests though.

I quite fancy Old Town for this one, anyone know where its going to be screened ?

Mackenzies should show it mate............

Steams a good bet. They've even got a telly outside for smokers.

Steam is probably cheaper anyhoo.

Steam it is for me then, better ale as well. Just got to put up with Howard Fucking Taylor.

Anyone care to join me ?

Not anymore.

Steam or The Bell probably best, or if you can get into the High Street Club for mega cheap booze that's better still. I think I paid £1.80 a pint last time I was in there

The Bell Hotel  :beers:

It's members only, and £1.60 if you drink fosters!

But surely it's cheaper to drink dish water?

And tastes better

You knows it.  :thumbs:

Hence why I said, if you can get in there.

I always find a way  :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  aye right!!!

You still got a hard on sweaty ??????


Still a long way to go old son, you will soon be begging for the home championships to be reinstated again

 :mrgreen:

hmmm not overly keen on old town myself but i might be up for it.

thats ok mate

you stick to the Jolly Roger

Is everyone going to Steam then? I was going to go for the rugby but I might have to give it a miss now  :wink:

Steamy it is. Anyone fancy a beer before hand? Meet at 1?

yep

sounds delightful. I shall put in an appearance.

The last time I went and got smashed millwall away and last friday the day arfter I had lots of blood in my shit. I am therefore not drinking for three weeks as I don't think it is normal to have bloody shit. Therefore as I can't say no to a drink I will not be watching the football instead I will be going for a pinic with the missus!!!!!! that will be fun!

Your getting soft dill, a picnic??

bit worried about the blood so staying of the booze and the momonet I start watching football i need a drink even worse if I go to pub I just cn't say no! I even had a shot of sherry the other month before I went to work!

You ahve a problem mate! thats shocking.

be honest did the mrs put her foot down? Thanks for the phonecalls last week - piss heads, 3am!

No she suggested I went down to yours!!!!!!! I think it's time to listen to my boby.

You loved my phonecalls: Hello this is george.....

I hate having to have that dam phone on!Get yourself down mate, going toa  pub for footy and egg chasing.

Sunday gota  game them paddy and siz are playing in bristol in the fa trophy or something so going to wtach that at 1

i'd get yourself down the docs for a prostate check if i was you.

Fucking hell mate, having blood in your "stool" is not normal, or healthy.  Get yourself down the doctors asap.  Hopefully it will be nothing to worry about but you'd best get it looked at.

FYI

Rectal bleeding (known medically as hematochezia) refers to passage of bright red blood from the anus, often mixed with stool and/or blood clots. Most rectal bleeding comes from the colon, rectum, or anus. The color of the blood during rectal bleeding often depends on the location of the bleeding in the gastrointestinal tract. Generally, the closer the bleeding site is to the anus, the blood will be a brighter red. Thus, bleeding from the anus, rectum, and the sigmoid colon tend to be bright red, whereas bleeding from the transverse colon and the right colon (transverse and right colon are several feet away from the anus) tend to be dark red or maroon colored.

In some patients bleeding can be black and “tarry” (sticky) and foul smelling. The black, smelly and tarry stool is called melena. Melena occurs when the blood is in the colon long enough for the bacteria in the colon to break it down into chemicals (hematin) that are black. Therefore, melena usually signifies bleeding is from the upper gastrointestinal tract (for example: bleeding from ulcers in the stomach or the duodenum or from the small intestine) because the blood usually is in the gastrointestinal tract for a longer period of time before it exits the body. Sometimes melena may occur with bleeding from the right colon. On the other hand, blood from the sigmoid colon and the rectum usually does not stay in the colon long enough for the bacteria to turn it black. Rarely, massive bleeding from the right colon, from the small intestine, or from ulcers of the stomach or duodenal can cause rapid transit of the blood through the gastrointestinal tract and result in bright red rectal bleeding. In these situations, the blood is moving through the colon so rapidly that there is not enough time for the bacteria to turn the blood black.

Sometimes, bleeding from the gastrointestinal tract can be too slow to cause either rectal bleeding or melena. In these patients bleeding is occult (not visible to the naked eyes). The blood is found only by testing the stool for blood (fecal occult blood testing) in the laboratory. Occult bleeding has many of the same causes as rectal bleeding and may result in the same symptoms as rectal bleeding. It is often associated with anemia that is due to loss of iron along with the blood (iron deficiency anemia). For more information, please see the colon cancer screening and fecal occult blood test articles.

only happens when I drink. no drink no blood! doctors if it happens again promise!

Thats how mine started mate

doctors........................NOW !!!

Please

Dill get your arse to Mr Patel

yes, if not fot yourself then for the rest of us so we don't have to read any more facts about rectal bleeding.

seriously - go.

Quite literally.

Sorry that made me laugh.

Seriously though bleeding from your arse is serious, you should go to the doctor gfm.

My hamster had that and had to be put down years ago  :cry:

I wonder if Gazza's fat mate stores food in his cheeks and runs on one of those wheels like a hamster does.  If so get yourself to a shrink too.

I love the townend. Its amazing how a thread goes from the england game down the pub, to blood pissin out of someones ass, then onto hamsters.

Fookin ace.  :D

I thought i saw blood in my shit once...then i twiged i was drinking cider and black all night

Beetroot is a no no also

when i was sick on cider and black once it scared me a bit.

Like painting the pavement

i was sick in front of some schoolgirls once after drinking a litre of ribena. i looked like a anorexic vampire and they all started screaming and legged it

:D  8)

sooo ye whats the plan for this then?

i'm about to get on a coach. fuck me this feels early.

c'mon England  :beers:

Im meeting Sippo for some eats in McKenzies at 1pm

Lightweight, we are starting at 11am :beers:

Yes, but Fred won't be stopping for an afternoon nap before the game Dell.

 :wink:

 :shock:  :shock:

No chance - if I try posting after 10pm tonight I apologise in advance for my comments. :beers:

Seconded

 :mrgreen:

Sod this game,i'm off to the cinema to watch Atonement :D

i'm gonna pass on the food but will catch up with you lot for the game, steam is it?

Go for beer Seb!!!!!  Not compulsory to eat!

Are you going? Eh eh?

Was gonna be watching at home but after a rubbish day yesterday changed mind so yes prob.

fair enuf, well im gonna eat something here and i will grab a shower and pop up

Ive just had 2 waffles eggs and bacon  :D

And I'm still hungry.............................. 8)

Sausage and egg sarnie for me i think.

Doritos for my Breakfast. Now that's classy  8)

I once had tangy cheese ones with melted cheese for brekkie and then I was sick :(

1pm- Pub for the football.

5pm- Home for some food.

7pm- Pub for the rugby.

Midnight- Fall into the bushes outside my house after coming of my crutches (Again).

sounds abuot right but miss out the middle bit

Oh dear  :D

metled cheese on tortilla crisps are ace

Yes but on Tangy Cheese flavour?  :soapy tit wank: The blue ones would be nice with cheese  8)

Cool Original.

Nice with cheese on.......................

Nothing is as nice as cheesy chips

Ham and cheese toasted sandwich. Yum.

I'm hungry now  :(

3 of the luckiest goals you'll ever see but a win is a win.

The England fans are appalling though, no atmosphere and what the fuck are they booing Frank Lampard for! Bunch of cunts.

The England game was as boring as ever.

I'm not bothered about the booing of Lampard but the England fans are shit, too many day trippers these days.

Cos Lampard's a twat?

Because he's had a handful of poorish performances? He's also scored plenty of important goals for us and I don't think anyone pulling on the England shirt should be booed, can we not get behind the team ffs!

It was pathetic booing Lampard. I'm not that sure about him being in the team but wouldn't boo him - he's nowhere near THAT bad!

Okay so it was a boring game but to be honest once you go 3-0 up against a team as crap as Estonia what motivation is there to push for anything more? The players went out there to get three points and they did it - that's the way to qualify

I think when you go 3-0 up against a crap team you should then look to push on and get more, especially when there's another 45 minutes left.

I think when you are 3-0 up against Estonia, that is more than enough, especially as that was my predicted score in the local pub's predictor!!

I didn't realise that people booed Lampard. I must have been asleep by that point.

i boo'd gerrard. he was rubbish.

Bennett was rubbish too. He didn't want to play footsy.

booo bennett, booooooo.

:(

The Bennett fans are appalling though, no atmosphere and what the fuck are they booing Bennett for! Bunch of cunts.

what on earth are you talking about si?

I may have copied someone elses post and subsituted your name for some of the words. Maybe.

bloody mental

I know. It must be all the drugs I took earlier.

three words-off the hook

i dont feel well

:chunder:

I can feel it comming.

Get rid of it and have another drink :beers:

I don't feel very well either. I think I must have caught the man flu from Lady.

man flu is  terrible....i feel supprisingsly ok this morning/afternoon. I have only just woken up.

Care factor zero, you drunken bums  :)

Beer anyone this arvo?

We're the first team to qualify  :cheers:
(albeit from a shite group)

But I've got man flu, it's nothing to do with anything else  :(

Actually I'm feeling a bit better now. Probably time for some food. And a warning to anyone who goes near STFCLady - she's contagious.

I feel absolutely fine today!  Must have been 24 flu and I swear that red wine sorted me out last night!  :D

Don't believe a word  :o

I even went and joined the gym like I said I was going to!

:wink:

Anyway I feel a bit better now. Must have been a 6 hour flu  8)

That was a messy day! I got my mate out of getting nicked and sent him home, stupid prick I stayed out then this morning got told I was starting - wish I had gone home now!