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Title: Living Will's
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 20:30:18
OK

I know this is a little macabre, but highlighted in the news yesterday that now legal.

The question .....................





What would you leave to whom and why ?


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 20:47:00
Everything is in trust to my sisters child, the lot.  At least trying to get it sorted now but its a legal minefield.  The reason for that is parents will sort out immediate family when they pass away, little one is a legend who will hopefully appreciate a start in life in years to come.

1 million tax free is nice but with property prices it wont help many


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 20:51:12
Obviously I am going through heap loads of this at the moment and all the stuff that is valuable or sentimental goes straight to Jenna.


All of my stupid shit I am thinking of leaving to FB and Sonique for them to distribute wisely


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 20:56:18
fB can have my PC, he's always on about how he wants a new one.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:01:39
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
fB can have my PC, he's always on about how he wants a new one.


he'll only use it for gaming mate


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:02:22
I'm going to leave my Fleshlight to AXS


Title: Living Will's
Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:02:26
Everything goes to my kids but there's always the problem about who the executors are as the guys aren't old enough to administer it themselves.  I might let FB have my hand painted Swindon subbuteo team though


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:05:08
if were not being serious, who wants the pool table?


Title: Living Will's
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:05:08
I thought a living Will is about not being revived when you are critical,its nothing to do with what you would leave to anyone.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:06:40
if were not being serious, who wants the pool table?


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:07:44
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I'm going to leave my Fleshlight to AXS


 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Living Will's
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:08:13
i don't have anything of worth, i'll leave it to my cat.

in't that a do not resuscitate order or have i been watching too much ER?


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:11:42
Birdy gets the lot. A T reg Astra and a 200k mortgage to pay off.

She's so lucky.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:15:45
Quote from: "Sussex"
Birdy gets the lot. A T reg Astra and a 200k mortgage to pay off.

She's so lucky.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Classic stuff!


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 21:17:40
Nice sussex, what about the gay porn for erm Ben?


Title: Living Will's
Post by: axs on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 22:20:42
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I'm going to leave my Fleshlight to AXS


cheers Fred, but can you clean it first please!

I actually had to google fleshlight to find out what it was  :oops:

for others not in the know:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=891&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=adwords&utm_campaign=Lovehoney_Brands_P&utm_term=FleshlightsGOfferAd

EDIT: wouldn't advise clicking the link at work!


Title: Living Will's
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 23:33:02
Cheers guys I'm flattered. I don't really have anything of any worth. Actually, I really don't. That's a bit depressing.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: axs on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 23:35:20
you can have my hifi ben, and bennett can have my fish  :D

who wants the credit card bills?


Title: Living Will's
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 23:43:15
I'm actually free of debt now. Well apart from my Student Loan, but that dies with you.

The few hundred quid I may or may not have in my bank could go on a post funeral party, where you can all get pissed and talk about how ace I am.

I think I'd want a quick cremation, none of the reading stuff bollocks. Then the actual servicey bit at a pub, outside if the weathers good, people should be able to smoke.

If I knew I was dying I'd probably make some sort of funny yet moving video message to show, just to remind you how ace I was before you could get on the serious business of getting horribly pissed and taking advantage of the hired dwarfs wandering around with lines of coke on their heads.

If by the time I die I'm not a skint hobo then I'd probably leave stuff to my soon to be born nephew/niece. Unless he/she turns out to be a little shit. Then it can go behind the bar.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: neville w on Thursday, October 4, 2007, 09:05:35
Quote from: "flammableBen"
The few hundred quid I may or may not have in my bank could go on a post funeral party, where you can all get pissed and talk about how ace I am.


How ace you WERE


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, October 4, 2007, 09:20:45
Blackcurrant dont forget you are leaving me your car if you die.

I dont really have anything of great worth

a peugeot 107 (or a mini if Blackcurrant dies before me!) some Gucci Jewellery and an extensive collection of shoes and spice girl memorobilia.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, October 4, 2007, 09:34:41
You have first dibs on my CD's too.


Title: Living Will's
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, October 4, 2007, 11:34:19
My will is fucking complex! I got a free will writng service with my work and my will goes on for fucking ages! The absic points are as follows:

1. My missus gets the house and my money.
2. Any football stuffs goes to ash/jim
3. Personal affects photos and the like are to shared equal between intested parties and my missus decides who gets what but my brother acts as an abriaotr if there are any disputes (personal items are listed in the will)
4. However there are various terms that to my will that mean people don't get jack unless they do certain things which will only be disclosed at the time of my death! One exapmle is someone has to put my ashes in a cetain place before they get the house ha ha ha ha shes does'nt know that!


Title: Living Will's
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 4, 2007, 11:41:29
All I have is a horse to leave to Sussex  :|  :mrgreen: