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Anyone got any silly facts? Here are mine to start:


"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .

And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".?

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rodney!!! You DIPSTICK  :|

Not a fact, your opinion :face:

Childish

http://www.geocities.com/snowyssillyfacts/

there's thousands on there Dell, knock yourself out.

KKK Avatar against my name, remove that please.
Again remove that KKK Avatar, and can the cunt who thought it was funny to put it on in the first place please own up.

Sorry about the silly thread, just bored. :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  i just noticed that Avatar

Whoever did that is a genius.

i assumed you did it yourself Dell, as an ironic riposte to the whole racism / immigration saga.

That is not in the least bit funny.

So who can add an Avatar on here to someone else?

Adminstrator? Moderator?

 :evil:

so did i.
my moneys on sonic now then

Only God can do it Dell and Bens Monkey

you could always change it yourself. just a thought

Bens = Monkey, sorry dont understand that.

Whoever is responsible just remove it please, thank you.

Thank you

You can edit your profile yourself dell

Have done after Colin Todd said the same.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   Classic.

that was on there for a few days now

If you drop a bean and drink too much water you will die.

tee hee hee

The word Celtic was invented in the early 1800's by Oxford University to group non-Anglo Saxon tribes living on the island from, um, well, Anglo-saxon's.

All tribes were known by their own names, such as Picts, Britons, Cornwallum's, Welsh, Caledonians, Dralanders, Irish etc etc etc etc (yawn)

  You sound like Lord Snooty or Biffo the Bear from the Beano.

   Spiffing  wheeze though old  chum.

guffaw!

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Books/snooty.jpg

 Ere I'm supposed to be the forum encyclopaedia....first you nick OST"s avatar, now you're trying to steal my job.  You from Poland by any chance?

No from the bathroom, where I've just read that fact in "the Book of General Ignorance".

Would never step on your toes Lord Smeeton

x x :shock:

The biggest thing that a blue whale can swallow is a watermelon.

 Oh I see it was meant to be a silly fact, I thought it was rather sensible and worthy of thought...I forgot that was what the thread was about, after it morphed into Dell Boy digging a hole for himself to fall into.

 Wasn't Jonah bigger than a karpoozi?

Whos jonah  :?

    The education of today :groan1:

Jonah was an evil Pixy, and don't let anyone tell you differently.

Wheres a whale going to get a melon from?


oh i know the shop at the whaleway station.

No you donut, the Swallows bring it after they have carried a coconut to King Arthur tied between them on a husk.

African swallows or European swallows?

Tha'r wrung theer owd lad. If tha'd cum fer Lankyshur tha'd know us "clemt" ends wi em tee coz tha sez "Ahhm clemt deeuth" wen tha's dead ungry.

Jonah :wink:
http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/lomu_jonah_talking.JPG

I don't know that...


arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :beers:

Weeel I got it, but these Wiltsheer bumpkins dont know t'queens propr Inglish

Looking forward to meeting you one day Sonic .

I have one big advantage over you, I know what you look like :wink:

Are you going to beat him up? I love internet grudges. I'm sure sonic's actually a bit of a mental. I'm sure he told me about some of his violent lefty adventures, although I might have imagined that....

Don't be silly, I would offer to buy him a drink, afterall we are Swindon fans.

so long as you don't beat me up for being the son of an irish immigrant, i'll buy you a pint.

My thoughts exactly  :D