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Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 14:59:29
Coming up to my 4th week of non smoking and the mouth ulcers have appeared with a vengance.

Fucking sore as fuck

Anyone got any tips on getting rid of the fuckers ?

BTW - Cant use Bonjella - makes me gag


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:00:01
cut your head off.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:00:19
Marmite is fucking great for ulcers, FACT.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:00:29
Gargle your own semen.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:00:29
Rinse mouth with salt water or jiz, also Anbesol liquid is good.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: genf_stfc on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:01:10
single malt


Title: Re: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Luci on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:01:22
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Coming up to my 4th week of non smoking and the mouth ulcers have appeared with a vengance.

Fucking sore as fuck

Anyone got any tips on getting rid of the fuckers ?

BTW - Cant use Bonjella - makes me gag


Are you sure thats down to non-smoking?  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:02:04
Quote from: "genf_stfc"
single malt


Tried that

Burns like fuck


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:02:24
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Gargle your own semen.


Tried that

Burns like fuck


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Arriba on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:02:31
salt water is the best option barring bonjela.
must be stressed fred,or if you get them regularly it could be to do with a wheat intolerance


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:02:44
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
cut your head off.


Tried that

Burns like fuck


Title: Re: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:03:14
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Coming up to my 4th week of non smoking and the mouth ulcers have appeared with a vengance.

Fucking sore as fuck

Anyone got any tips on getting rid of the fuckers ?

BTW - Cant use Bonjella - makes me gag


Are you sure thats down to non-smoking?  :soapy tit wank:


yeppers

the doc told me to expect them


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:03:25
they are going to sting whatever you do Fred you big girl  :-))(


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: DV on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:03:29
try burning them


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:03:52
use mint source shower gel?


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Luci on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:04:20
On a serious note hot salty water as arriba said is pretty much the best.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:06:21
Ill give it a try


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Spud on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:07:38
That Bonjella stuff is shite.....FACT!


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:08:13
An antiseptic mouthwash might help....the most potent available at a chemist (without scrip) is Corsodyl.   If you use it for any length of time though it stains your teeth.

    You've obviously got too much stress in your life Fred.....


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:08:34
I used to have to go to the hospital with my mouth ulcers when I was little, well untill I was old enough to give blow jobs.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:09:05
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I used to have to go to the hospital with my mouth ulcers when I was little, well untill I was old enough to give blow jobs.


5 ?


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:09:11
Try Colgate Poroxyl. The missus used to get ulcers really badly, the Poroxyl stuff got rid of them and has stopped them coming back for over a month now.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Spud on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:09:34
Ive heard Tobasco sauce is a good alternative to Bonjella.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:10:43
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I used to have to go to the hospital with my mouth ulcers when I was little, well untill I was old enough to give blow jobs.


5 ?


Fucking hell Fred you sick cunt.....

I was about to make the exact same post. Fucking crazy


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:11:30
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I used to have to go to the hospital with my mouth ulcers when I was little, well untill I was old enough to give blow jobs.


5 ?


I was at least 12 Fred.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:12:42
:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Foggy on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:16:27
Andy, Try Oraldene antiseptic mouth wash. Make sure that you gargle with it as well as rinse and the little fuckers will have gone within 2-3 days


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: neville w on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:20:53
Just shoot the f*ckers ?


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:21:00
Cool

Cheers folks !


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 31, 2007, 15:55:45
I didn't get any mouth ulcers when i stopped smoking. Didn't get any symptoms really.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:28:21
fred, pop down one of the polish shops and pick up some spyritus, its fucking leathal, parents used it on me as a kid, and it does the job a treat.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:28:42
:shock:


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:36:33
it will numb your mouth for a few minutes but it burns em away like a treat, try not to swallow any tho.

just dab a cotton bud in it and dab on the ulcer.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:48:23
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I didn't get any mouth ulcers when i stopped smoking. Didn't get any symptoms really.


Thats because you didnt do it properly

 :wink:


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:50:22
I hate the fuckers. Used to get them all the time. Never do really now tbh. Although i had a few the other week  :|


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: red macca on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:50:29
Start smoking again obviously


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:54:28
Quote from: "red macca"
Start smoking again obviously


No way mate

Not after a month of giving up !!!

 :wink:


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: red macca on Friday, August 31, 2007, 16:54:54
I bet you would if i set fire to you


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:01:06
How you finding it Fred? Pub ok or do you crave one?


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: herthab on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:04:51
Quote from: "Ralphy"
How you finding it Fred? Pub ok or do you crave one?



I crave them in a pub.

And I still smoke..........


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:06:47
Sorry i'll rephrase that.

Do you crave to pop outside for a smoke whilst drinking in the pub Fred.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:07:11
Quote from: "Ralphy"
How you finding it Fred? Pub ok or do you crave one?


I have found it a piece of piss, mind you I have got patches on the NHS

 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:09:54
I am just about getting rid of my cravings now.

I haven't smoked for 120 days.


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:10:55
Good for you Ralphy !!!!!


Title: Fucking mouth ulcers
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, August 31, 2007, 17:56:34
Fred,

Try Rinstead pastilles. They get rid of mouth ulcers no problem.

http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/product_1951_rinstead-sugar-free-pastillles-24x.html