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Has anyone ever had worms on here?  Ever since yesterday my insides have been going haywire.  I came home from work late last night ravenously hungry and ate stupid amounts, before going to bed.  I still felt hungry and suffered stomach cramps all night.  I've woken up this morning still bloody hungry and eating my way through the kitchen, but nothing seems to satisfy my hungry.  Am I just becoming a fat bastard, or is this serious?   :|

I'm going on holiday in a few days as well....  God I'm hungry, and I've eaten to the point of finding putting things in my mouth a chore....  :|

Do you have an itchy a-hole?

Shit....  funny you should say that  :|

Not at the moment but in recent weeks I have had....  I put it down to messy hungover shits!  :D

I can this thread turning filthy....

Sit naked on a steak,they'll come out.

Certainly sounds like it Rus

Get yourself to the quacks for some industrial strength laxative then shit through a seive till you catch the fucker

 :mrgreen:

Or you could embrace the fact you have a worm.

Give it a name (Wilfred?) and take it on holiday with you.

You're never alone with a worm....................

Im sorry Rus but I just looked at your avatar after reading what Fred said and the blokes face says it all.  :soapy tit wank:

Dirty cunt

The most likely thing are pin worms....they're pretty common especially amongst young people.....as such they're more an irritant than a major threat.   If you can stomach rooting around in a turd, you'll see the little buggers squirming around....some drugs and a clean up of bed linen etc should stop them coming back.

   If you've got them its highly likely anyone you're living with or in "ahem" contact with will have them as well.

   If its tapeworm or hook worm or flukes....bad luck.

   When I were a kid in 50's austerity Swindon.....loads of kids used to have ringworm, which isn't a worm at all but a subcutaneous fungus....it manifested itself by a ring of irritated skin often on the face or head...(sometimes casing a bald patch)

  The treatment was some sort of blue fungicide, so you'd see these kids often scruff bags with the pebble national health specs, covered in blue blotches and bald spots...not good for your street cred.

Bit of a strange question but what does your diet consist of?  What types of drink do you drink?

I had a similar problem a few years back, no matter how much I ate within 30 minutes or so I'd be hungry again.  I went to see the doctor and he said it was most likely down to my diet.  

Apparently if you drink too much fizzy drink for example your stomach produces some excess acid , which then kinda tells you brain that you need more food, even though you don't.

Try drinking water instead of carbonated drinks and see how you feel then.

Worms - I think you'd know, I had them as a kid and you don't just get an itchy a-hole, you kind of end up itching all the time.  But have a look at your waste product next time you drop the kids off.

To see if you have worms put yourself on a hook and dangle yourself in a river, lake or sea (which either is closet to you). If after half and hour a fuck off fish bites your legs you'll know you have worms. If you don't catch fuck all then you aven't got worms. Everyoine knows that fish love worms!!!!!!

 So they have a Diet of Worms.

  See Martin Luther and Protestant Reformation.

I've gone right off my lunch.

Fucking ace thread

 I'm just eating mine....gave the tinned spaghetti a miss mind.

Just don't do a Ralphy and post the pictures...

www.ratemyworms.com

wack down a chicken phal with some insanity sauce on it - the little fuckers won't hang around then

This is a funny thread!
But seriously just pop into a chemist you can pick up tablets ( you have to ask for them ).
You only have to take one tablet but as someone said the whole family or the people you live with should take one to.
Alot of kids "worms" from schools etc

Dont forget to shit through a sieve though. Then mount the fucker on a mahogany plinth and put it on your mantle piece.

Some of the fuckers can grow to 13ft long

 :shock:

Update:  It ain't worms.

Fuck me I don't remember ever feeling this rough.  Incessant hungry has turned to continuous stomach cramping and feeling sick.  I managed half an hour at work before going home, and since then I've been tossing and turning in bed, periodically getting up to make myself sick.

Curious, food hasn't come out in reverse order.  Breakfast came out first, followed by lunch, then dinner.  I'd have presumed it'd be the other way?   :|  

Somebody kill me....   :(

 You're not pregnant by any chance?

GRID

this is why i love you walrus. you have no shame.

Do worms like Chorizo?

You could have bum fun with Walrus and give the worms a treat too.

nice idea.

hey guapa. chupe me chorizo puto.

"hey good-looking. suck me sausage puto"


Cunt  :|

God I think I'm actually dying...  no one told me you can't eat with food poisoning, so after stuffing myself with a Domino's pizza last night I'm back to square one....  I'm like a fucking bulemic at the moment.   :(

Walrus, Call NHS Direct if you are that worried about it .

Dont do that you crazy fool, keep asking the TEF for advice :D

  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I work for the NHS and to be honest you would be better off taking advice from the TEF ! :wink:

I think I'm on the mend....  I'm only ejecting orange liquid now when I tickle my tonsils....   :D

Interestingly, the taste is very similar to a packet of Kettle Chips Mexican Lime with a hint of Chilli flavour that I devoured the other day.

thats it cunty blame it on the brown men