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Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:15:15 ....having had a bit of a chat in the pub tonight with one of the Council officers involved in the planning for the CG redevelopment...I was particularly taken with by the news that for a small fee you'll be able to have your season ticket seat moulded to your bum.....obviously if you're a fat bastard or a bird with child bearing hips, then for the extra space needed it will cost a bit more.
If you've got particularly long legs, then this could be accommodated on a sliding scale. Anybody think they might take up a bespoke seat? Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:24:53 what pub have you been to tonight Reg?
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:26:12 The pub where you get Council planning officers drinking in.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:32:01 I'm not a huge fat bastard and I'm not pregnant and I'm only 5'10
I reckon that's your answer Reg Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:33:18 But have you got piles?
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:34:36 I bloody well hope not
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:41:27 Apparently they're thinking of doing arms and reclining seats as well, for those with a bit of spare cash.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:44:29 But then you'd look a right smug prat. Not for me.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:49:43 A head rest would be 8) though surely?
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:52:47 But what about the people sat behind you?
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 31, 2005, 23:55:52 It can be made of see through materials.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, April 1, 2005, 03:11:49 ace reg is pissed
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: janaage on Friday, April 1, 2005, 08:18:41 It's April 1st dudes! Although Piemonte would be very interested in that idea methinks.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Johno on Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:05:17 i also heard on the radio this morning that swindon are merging with oxford.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:18:02 They did that one a few years ago! Not again!
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Johno on Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:20:43 i know, it was hilarious listening to the people on the radio. they did the same with the brizzle scummers, worked a treat! 8)
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Piemonte on Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:43:52 Quote from: "janaage" It's April 1st dudes! Although Piemonte would be very interested in that idea methinks. Quite correct JA. I've been in touch with the club this morning to reserve my arse-moulded sofa with built in stella fridge in the new town end. Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:57:45 Quote from: "Johno" i also heard on the radio this morning that swindon are merging with oxford. Oh, how original(!) Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: janaage on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:24:01 I heard on the radio this morning that Dave Russell's not really gay. Didn't fall for that one either.
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: Johno on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:13:19 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Quote from: "Johno" i also heard on the radio this morning that swindon are merging with oxford. Oh, how original(!) yes i know....it was clever Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: reeves4england on Friday, April 1, 2005, 14:07:45 I heard Johno was a bloke... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Latest on CG redevelopment..... Post by: The Grim Reaper on Friday, April 1, 2005, 14:33:20 This of course will be unapplicable to the 'new' Town End where people who watch football from this end can have the seats moulded to the shape of the back of your knees so that the seat does not rub the back of them whilst you STAND and watch the match. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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