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Title: The most functional English word Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 18:23:49 Its really about time theis forum became a respository for educational information such as this, rather than just a shoutbox for angst-ridden, middle aged men (such as I...). So, to raise it up a level...
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!! Title: Re: The most functional English word Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 22:51:57 Quote from: "pumbaa" Its really about time theis forum became a respository for educational information such as this, rather than just a shoutbox for angst-ridden, middle aged men (such as I...). So, to raise it up a level... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's cunt ... that's right, cunt! cunt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke cunt, buy cunt, sell cunt, lose cunt, find cunt, forget cunt, and tell others to eat cunt. Some people know their cunt, while others can't tell the difference between cunt and shineola. There are lucky cunts, dumb cunts, and crazy cunts. There is bull cunt, horse cunt, and chicken cunt. You can throw cunt, sling cunt, catch cunt, shoot the cunt, or duck when the cunt hits the fan. You can give a cunt or serve cunt on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep cunt or be happier than a pig in cunt. Some days are colder than cunt, some days are hotter than cunt, and some days are just plain cunty. Some music sounds like cunt, things can look like cunt, and there are times when you feel like cunt. You can have too much cunt, not enough cunt, the right cunt, the wrong cunt or a lot of weird cunt. You can carry cunt, have a mountain of cunt, or find yourself up cunt creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to cunt and other times you fall in a bucket of cunt and come out smelling like a fish. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your cunt, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a cunt; or not do so if you don't give a cunt! Well, cunt, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a cunt and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of cunt. But, if you happened to catch a load of cunt from some cunt-head...........Well, cunt Happens!!! Title: The most functional English word Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 22:54:56 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: The most functional English word Post by: axs on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 03:57:59 so one of the two most functional words then.
Title: The most functional English word Post by: santini on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 05:51:11 If something moves off quickly "it goes like shit off a shovel" but if it can't be shifted "it sticks like shit to a blanket".
Title: The most functional English word Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 09:09:18 It's obviously fuck, as proved here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNzg5ZreYGY Title: The most functional English word Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 09:15:50 from "the wire", mcnulty and bunk at the crime scene...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM Title: Re: The most functional English word Post by: The_Plagiarist on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 13:52:54 [quote="mexico red
Some days are colder than cunt, some days are hotter than cunt, and some days are just plain cunty. You can find yourself up cunt creek without a paddle. [/quote] I will be introducing these specific phrases into my everyday vocabulary from now on. :mrgreen: |