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This is my mates mask for fancy dress party next week - hes wearing it with a white robe, leather sandals and a plastic rifle and is planning on scaling the wall of my friends house.

Question is, would you find it offensive?  I don't think so however some might, opinions?

personally I think its ace!

Might be a bit risky if your mate's party is being held on the north-western border of Pakistan.  I wouldn't have thought many people would find it that offensive though

Just make sure you get an english taxi driver!

Hes a nutjob.  His poor mother ordered an indian takeaway Sat night and he went to the window and waved at the delivery driver wearing it.

I was mortified.

about 25 of us dressed up as terrorists for my birthday at uni, it was arab scarves and tea towels galore, everyone looked quality, word of warning 3 people got a slap within an hour of being out and there was a further scrap on leaving the club- not to mention me a meeting with the accomadation officer and a near kicking out. you gotta love england, i was quite proud to be honest.

apart from that the plan is flawless.

I got that mask, and took it to a Swindon game (when we went down).  I got loads of laughs.  I might bring it Saturday.  8)

That's not offensive.....

THIS is offensive...

http://www.boredstop.com/imgp/bloodytamponninja.jpg

 :|

or as offensive as this (I thought it was quite funny though)

http://www.jewlicious.com/wp-content/harry_nazi.jpg

Swindon Tartan Army wore a t-shirt out in London once that just said 'I'M A CUNT' in big letters. Most people loved it. A few people found it very offensive. To be fair, it was a true statement though.  :soapy tit wank:

Seems like a good thread to make my comeback.

My friend had a Cradle of Filth t-shirt that said "Jesus is a cunt" with a picture of a nun doing herself with a crucifix. I enjoyed him wearing that.

What made you come back Bazza?

I realised i still had to browse and kept getting the urge to drop some pearls of wisdom with someone elses account...

Plus, now i've successfully kicked the smoking habit, i again feel able to act self-righteous without being too melodramatic.  8)

By the way, I saw you loads at Northampton, my mate (who you seem to know pretty well) and that spacey bastard failed to introduce us. I would have waded in and said hello, but i'm not the most elegant of linguists and may have come off as sub-cool. :D

This is not a good sign, in TGI's? The sun had got to me and was a bit merry, do you mean Paul from Bristol?? Just say hello next time

Don't worry i ain't no stalker. I know of you anyway, your old chap and my mum do business together. That's all you're getting!

But yeah, Paul, he's my footy buddy, i was the one with a permanent scowl, sporting an afro in a wheelchair. B)

Bloody hell I know you, top man from what ive heard known of you a few years since I went with mutual mates, hes your helper or has been lots.  As for teh father thing that has me very worried, a PM explaining would be good! :)

Well, helper as far as STFC are concerned. I get someone free on my ticket which is half price anyway! Win-win.

Pm to be sent.

Thats fair play, you go to most games dont you?

You going Sat?

I go to nearly all the home games, sometimes alone! :(

I'm almost the only Swindon supporter amongst my peers, so, should the weather be bad, like Sat gone, i go on my own.

I'm acting all hard done by now. I'd go regardless, fuck company, you go to watch football, not to get cuddly! :D

Don't trust him! He votes Tory and reads The Daily Mail, for fucks sake!

Oh come on Spacey you cant hate me.  My mother pointed out to me that when I was 18 I voted Labour - stating it was the colour of Swindon, she wont allow me to live that down

Mail has a good finance bit and the sports are good.

I'm only joshing you daft old racist..........I'm such a kidder.

He's already started grooming me and offered to let me read his archive of Daily Mail issues from throughout the Thatcher reign. :)

Don't worry, i always vote Scientology.

im gonna hug you when i see you

do you know she used to survive on 40 minute power sleeps, shes my hero

 Think it was meeting me at Northampton......

Don't, I hate gays.

Funnily enough it partly was. I was saying to spacey how shocked i felt to meet you. :oops: I was in oar to meet one of those TEF members that you secretly wonder whether they actually exist.

It was good to meet you Reg. I feel enlightened. :D

Reg has come out of himself in recent weeks, when I met him teh first time he looked panicked.  Hes like a politician, starting to like the publicity, id like to think of him as a tory

   Its good fun putting faces to names....hopefully there can be a TEF muster at Cheltnumb.

    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ......if there is one certainty in life its that I'll never become a Tory, or vote for them.

     Not panicked mate....just hammered and a bit sweaty  from dancing. Boogie wonderland.

Milf Wonderland

I saw loads of the TEF at TGI's, but openly referring to some as mongs is far from endearing. :)

   There are a lot about.....all too often with baggage though.  I don't do baggage.

im going to headbut reg if i ever meet him.

 You'd be like John Otway to my Wild Willy Barrett....

more like my robson to your jerome.

 More like your Hyde to my Jekyll.

ooh more like my peters to your lee

 More like your Hilda Baker to my Arthur Mullard.

or your dean to my pearl

   Then I'd be Teddy Johnson to your Pearl Carr....came second in the Eurovision Song contest in 1959,  with the TEF/STFC relevant Sing Little....Birdy

get a room you two.