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Right its my old mans 60th comming up in November and he's the kinda guy who doesn't want anything

Im sure you've heared it all before

Dad, What you want for you birthday?

"Nothing"

Thats what i get every year, and this year being his 60th i thought i'd get him something special, but does anyone have any ideas?

Socks

What's his main interests?

Get him a stripper

A newspaper from the day he was born and a trip to a lapdancing club.

Bushey can probably get you a discount on the second bit.

And the first if it's the Daily Mail

Take him out for dinner/drink.

Give U a S_ The exact think i will prob end up getting him
Hertha_ He doesnt really have any, he's a boring fucker
Sussex_ I've thought abuot the lap dancing but, it just would be right. haha
Ville_ That would mean paying for the rest of the family's meal too,

Nice keep em comming.

take him to the football

Could do, But all he ever does is moan about the ticket prices etc etc. soapy tit wank

I see your dad almost every other day down 'burys, I'll suss it out Chubbs :wink:

and you are?
 :shock:

I was stood 3 people down to the right from you at Northampton Chubbs, how could you forget :(

Cheese

Add some Radox in and it sounds like something my father-in-law would buy as a Birthday present  :x

Not advisable if you want to continue breathing...

Hot air balloon ride

one of those red letter days

you've changed your name, how was i supposed to know, well i kinda figured it out anyway

Gift voucher...

Its my dads 60th on tuesday chubbs, my old man has no interests apart from business so ive gone with Hugo Boss Cufflinks, a briefcase and some ties, not sure what your dads into though?

Not a lot at all, he does a shit load of crosswords, hes a hard one to buy for.

so is mine, i feel the pain

Was thinking about one of those days out in a F1 Car or a Ferrari type things, are they worth the money? As in its not just 30 min, being driven round a track by someone.
Anyone ever done em?

Yeah that the red letter day chubbs.

worth the cash mate

aaahhhh, sorry, didint realise.

I think its the best option,

what would people reccomend?

Ferrari? Helicopter? Plane? F1?

And also how does it work? is there cirtain times you have to go? do you have to book a date in advance?

I got my dad a 2 hour single seater experience at Silverstone. He loved it. There are loads of things on the Silverstone website to choose from...

Chubbs - www.redletterdays.co.uk


Ooooh, a pamper spa day  :fag:

What blackcurrent said chubbs

http://www.buyagift.co.uk/Category/Id/619/Name/Silverstone?cm_mmc_o=VV2*-pcBypl*mbkMwylfBEw*lbkMwylfBEw&engine=adwords!341&keyword=silverstone&match_type=&gclid=CMvg1aaM_I0CFQ9nXgodJzNtMQ

nice one chaps.

VIAGRA!

Dont need to pay for that, my uncle in the states is on the Board of Pzifer (whatever its called)

what about a hot air balloon ride?

if it's a lovely crisp winters day it'd be quality views up in one of those!!

i think i'll go for a car one, dunno which tho, i dunno if i shud find a cheep one so i can do it too, or an expesive one and i just sit, watch and get jealous.

A cheese car.

A bit like that Cake Car on Telly but with many Cheeses 8)

If I was 60 that'd be what I wanted

My dad done it about 10 years ago - went round in a formula ford (I think) round Castle Combe circuit and he still talks about it now, well worth the money and it is something the rest of the family can go to to cheer him on.

How about STFC mascot? Couldn't moan about the ticket price then, and even better than cheering on, the whole family could laugh endlessly