Thetownend.com

way back in the days of cm01/02, this was a common thing on champ man forums - fantasy teams made up of forumers. in my boredom, i feel like creating thetownend.com FC to replace Franchise in league two.

if you want to be involved, i need the following:

three goalkeepers

one right-back
one left-back

one right-winger
one left-winger

three central midfielders

one striker

put your name - real or forum name - along with your date of birth and which position you want and i'll get the game created and start it in holiday mode.

i've got a few days to kill before i start my new job, save me from boredom please  :D

me me me striker Declan Taylor  8)

Can I be a Centre-Back?  :D

18/09/83.

date of birth please gollywog

me dean mcmackin striker 14/01/80

im a legend

Dean.Moore...06/12/1990...Right.Back..:D

Space.bar.still.doesn't.work

Sam Binstead

16/08/1986

Left winger

Sammy Igoe

Right Wing.

 29-07-2006

You need to put flammableBen as a goalkeeper.

Bob Dickinson
26/08/83
Star Striker

I'll go DMC, Tom Angelinetta 29/12/1979 - I'm in my prime!!!

Dan Vowles

19/06/85

Utility player, all of the outfield positions!!!

perfer either wing or up front!!

I used to do this with my mates, but on the last game I made them a bit too good......I scored soo many goals in one season I went over the top limit and went back to 0. Turns out you're only allowed to score 350 goals in a season

Ville Valo - 12/07/1982 Wing back.

Pumbaa Le Warthog - 25 Dec 1985 - Centre Back. Some African Nation... :wink:

Ian Spud

06/10/81

Central defender

Bob Orange

16/06/1979

Very injury prone small (5ft eight 8) right winger/striker - Luxembourg International

Donkey, Centre Half, Left Footed, 6'2", 13.5 Stone, dob 8 June 1985.
Ukrainian U21 International, Squad No 4 if poss, please.  This would be über cool.  8)

Cheers

Donkey

rightyo, just need

two goalkeepers
one right-back
one left-back

one left-winger
one right-winger

two central midfielders

one striker

Scot Munroe CM 17/04/1987

David Abbott
DCM
06/03/1990

Sussex. Left back. 26/02/74

Cashing in on one last season before retirement.

Silver fox  :wink:

Andrew Xavier, 10 June 1980, Right Back. Hungerford Veteran.

Sippo 'the Cat'. Keeper. 18/11/80

Alex Hays

16/04/89

CM

Definitely one for the future!  :D

I'll also vouch Fred Elliot as our veteran striker. Fucks knows what his d.o.b. is though  :D

If you are short then I'll fill in for you.

Robert Tuck
1st May 1975

I'll let you choose the position based on your, by now, massive knowledge of my all round game.

Phil Harris - Left/Right Back  :wink:  13/02/1988

Can I lie about my age? :D

Yeovil Red  anywhere  16/03/.................80

Sebastiano Chubbsi  Right Wing  23/03/85

STFCDude.  Right wing.  03/06/1978 (in my prime now!)

Fat Bury DOB 1/1/89
Sweeper/RB/CF

right that's the full team! will start work on this later

Me - James Tanswell - right wing 11/3/83

Rob Escott 26/09/90 Goalkeeper
By the way...Deano is a right back....Deano is a right back...la la la la

Sonic, are you just farming for personal details so you can commit some kind of mass ID fraud?

Alberto Leggétt 25/06/84 left back please if its not too late!

Have i scored yet?

not started it yet, was busy all day yesterday and will get it going this weekend.

Colin todd.

Assistant manager

Born a long time ago

Judging player potential -1
Judging Player Ability -1

Can I announce my retirement from International football?  It's been a couple of days now since I offered my details and I haven't been picked for England once.

And????

Any news?

I think the lightweight's got a job, one that actually forces him to do something with his time. Oh well...

correct. it was also ridiculously long-winded to add everyone and i do enough menial tasks at work

so have we folded.

Im disapointed

STFC_Bart told us so  :(

I'll give it a crack tomorrow night if Sonic hasn't got the time.

I actually laughed out loud at this  :D

Right, it took me fucking ages but I've started a game. I'm just going to let it run on holiday mode and see what happens.

I'll upload the database file if anyone wants it, so you can play your own TEF game  :D

show us the squad.

Ah fuck it, it's all messed up.

Everything appears with the Franchise logo still, all the player pictures are still linked to Dons players and half the squad got sold in pre-season.

I'll sort it all out and start again later.

Just spent hours doing it all again and FM Editor crashed.

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wahey, here we go:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/tef1.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/tef2.jpg

Currently uploading the database so people can download it if they want.

Why am I not worth more than Sippo?

Fucks knows, I didn't set values or anything.

and how come i'm not in there? :(

Actually 30k is enough for me. Can I sell myself? any offers?

Pfft

and you've overestimated Si Pie's hight by like a foot.  :D

We're a fucking easily pleased bunch aren't we?

he's taller innit!

Oops  :oops:

I forgot. I just farmed all the details off this thread.

You are in there Dave, just realised it automatically put you in the U-18's.

phew. One for the future i think

Yeah but I'm wider, yet still surprisingly agile

What a great start  :x

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/tef3.jpg

Just like real life then. I bet there wasn't a bruise either  8)

I expect to be sold. worth only 16k.  :?

At least my legs are fine.

Ha ha ha ha, so true:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/tef4.jpg

 :mrgreen:

Linkage:

Download: thetownend.com FM2007 database (http://www.theunofficialmikediamandisfanclub.com/fm2007/thetownend.com.rar)

(41.4mb)

It's hosted on my site, so if the bandwidth gets a bit crazy I'll have to take it down.

Download it and un-rar to:

My Documents > Sports Interactive > Football Manager 2007 > db

we expect game by game updates Sam

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/putdownfred.jpg

Ahem.

you could have at least photoshopped in a Fred Elliot face!

Fuck off, that would have taken the time to find one. I should really start collecting pictures of forumers onto my hard drive for easy photshopping madness.

And for making fake wanted posters and sticking them up around the county ground.

the trainers name is Mike Hunt. nice one.

The Chairman is South African born Kenny Fakur and the Managing Director is Craven Moorehead.

classy. who's the physio?

Just some random generated by the game. The manager's called Harry Balzac though  :D

Any games played yet? I need an injury to a striker to get a chance...

you missed me out sam.  :cry:

downloaded it, gonna play it later, might make some changes to it.

nice one sam

Can I just say how fucking depressing this thread was for me.

You're all children! Bastards! Even Tuck turns out to be years younger than me!

The only thing that's keeping me going is the fact that Yeovil is clearly a fucking liar.

Jesus I need a lie down.

I'm 6 foot 3, not bloody 5'11!!

As the game start in 2006 it's knocked a year off me!!  I'll be turning 32 just in time for the last league game of the season I think.  Wonder if I'll be thinking of moving into coaching?

How the fuck am I supposed to know that :shrug:

I'm not a bleedin' pyschic!

This is ace. I'm worth 400k. WOOT!

I love the way everyone's getting stroppy though. Good work.

A few games into the season and the values have really change though. I'll post a screenshot later.

I seem to remember Stroood is worth £2 million though and Chubbs was £1.5 million and a Poland international.

sounds about right  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Am I still worth 6k ?

 :|

:soapy tit wank:

Still double what Fat Bury is worth though  :D

:mrgreen:

You were worth £4k at the time of the "past your peak" press statement.

Sorry Sam.

Was he being priced by the pound?

The 2k deduction probably represents the De Vere bill

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Fred dont take no shit, your phenominal in my game, veteran striker, pre-season 5 in 2 games, and 5 games in your on 4.

Im just going on holiday, see what happens.

Loving this thread by the way, well done all!

No problem Bob. Here's something just for you  8)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/tef5.jpg

A star on the International stage at last!! Good crowd as well at the Josy!!

I'm worth £1m...wahey...how the chuff did that happen? :beers:  :beers:

got some piccy comming

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/djchubbs/fat.jpg
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

it was rejected by ass man. not me. (or whits shuold i say)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/djchubbs/tef1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/djchubbs/tef2.jpg

is anyone eles who is doing this buying players??

i scored 20 goals  :o

Shocking eh!

No one else has scored many, should push me upfront instead of having me out on the left wing!

4 appearances and 2 goals....i think i deserve a decent run out alongside dec. I think thats a lethal young partnership

i actually feel much better about myself  8)

17 games (5 sub) and 5 goals. Not bad from right wing!

i've been running it on holiday for a season see whats happens, so the stating 11 is nothing to do with me.

7 goals in 31 and worth 1.7m  :D

changed it so i start in League 1, and after a slow start managed to clip 2nd place for auto promotion
I'll post stats up etc later tho declan taylor ended up top scorer with about 32 league goals i think

you can't argue with that

Play me more you cunt or i will request a transfer

At least you haven't been told you are fucking past it and now worth 37 pence !

 :evil:

I'll decide when you get to play, if you dont like it, then i'll put you up for a transfer, thats fine by me.

I signed Lukas for a crack.

All in good time Fred  :soapy tit wank:

Worth less than a first class stamp, doo dah, doo dah!

you are holding me back, play me for 3 games i will score at least 4.

go on  :D

I'll score you some crack if that's what you want Chubbs. No need to sign Lukas for that.

we'll see how ya do preseason, we'll see.

dirty scummers want my players!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/djchubbs/scum.jpg

Samdy to Sunderland?

I think not, everyone is staying put for now.

Sonic Yoof for Manager!

Fucking hell donkey, now arsenal want ya. haha

bout time :-)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/djchubbs/polska.jpg

Tell Pompy to fuck off

how many have i conceeded..

btw Benjammin, i'm worth more cos you play with a bottle of red in your hand  :wink:

I don't want to go Chelsea :(

I like thetowned.com...

Cheers

Mr Key

Still not interested...

sorry mate, your a goner..

i tried to keep you, turned down a 5.4mil bid from chealse, but in the end the charmans say was final and said a 7.5mil bid was too good.

need some German efficiency in your team, good at penalties :wink:

Fucking TEF Board, should all be ousted I say.  Time for protests?

Im stuggling to keep hold of players, tho 10 games into my Championship campaign im currently top with 8 wins 1 draw and 1 loss.

Ah well, it's been good...let me know how I get on, if you'd be so kind.

Cheerski

Donski

will do, you cost me the championship!!!!! haha

Was doing well but then missed out on a play off spot to get to the premier.

Blame the board...not me... :oops: