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At the moment i'm sat browsing the net with my feet in my sister's foot spa!! Yes yes i know, very gay. Anyway, it is because i have a badly brusied big toe from running on sunday afternoon. I did my usual 5 mile run with my addidas trainers instead of my Nike ones and boy do i regret it  :oops:

My toe is black and very painful due to the smaller trainers pushing against my big toe.

Just wondered what nasty sports injuries everyone else has suffered?

bruised toe? wooaaahhh, you dont get worse

My manager at work reckons i should pull it off!!! No way  :shock:

easy now, pull it off eh, wait a few years and sadie can do it for ya  :P  :wink:

Not gonna talk about that anymore mate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/onionjimmy/toe001.jpg



cant be as cool as my toe

yeah that was cool. :shock:

Shite!!!  :shock:

little toe-sock  8)

your little toe really is bizarre james

Your toe nails are yellow! :shock:

I broke my foot and tore all the ligaments in my ankle playing football once.  if flipping hurt!!

the worst sport injury i have had was my knee. after it i have had consitant problems with it. about 5 years now. cartildge, had a thing called osgoodshatlers disease at one point. i know it sounds stupid but true.

My main football injury was ruptured knee ligaments when i was 14!!  :(  Was playing for Swindon & Wiltshire at time also!  Spent bloody ages out and in the following 2 years tore them on 2 or 3 more occasions!  So i retired from football at the grand old age of 16!!

I did play a few years back for a Sunday team but could not stand at playing with useless doughnuts and my knee could not hold out at a higher level so i am now officially retired forever!  Only ball kicking i do these days is lunch-times at work in the summer so i can remember the good old days!  I am all depressed now!  :cry:

i had to give up football too titch in the end. knees couldn't take it. only played a half most games and just couldn't be bothered for only a half then be in pain for hours afterwards!

i was so close to playing for swindon but they saw me get injured with my knee so opted for someone else in our team   :cry:

I know what you mean Johnno!  I had that osgood schlatters at some point!  Worst thing is i am still in almost constant pain, especially after excercise and in cold weather but hospital won't do anything about it!  :evil:

unluckly mate. it ain't easy the only sport i do now mostly is cricket. i played for wiltshire in that so not such a bad thing having the injury as otherwise i wouldn't have played probably! but does mean i can only bowl like 5 overs before being nakard! my knees are feeling weak now for some reason..ain't done anything.

we are the ones with real problems  :wink:

I also had fluid on my knee from running, very painful  :(

I had Osgood-Schlatters disease as well, which was a bitch for 3 months, but apart from leaving a lump on my knee is fine now.

My worst injury was when I ripped my hamstring a couple of years back. Being a lazy fucker I never used to stretch before sport. So I had a full football season, then my first full cricket season (ie. senior as well as junior cricket) and every time I played my hamstring just got tighter and tighter. When pre-season football training started again I couldn't take goal-kicks anymore because my hamstring just wouldn't let me.

Then in September, playing football at lunch-time I went for a slide tackle and it just went. The pain was undescribable, if I didn't cry I should have. I couldn't walk properly for 3-4 months. When I started physiotherapy, my physio said he'd never seen a hamstring in such a state in all of his career. By May the next year I was running comfortably and again, and by July it was fine. Now I stretch out before doing any sporting activity.

My worst injury was a dislocated shoulder.

It was kind of my own fault, I slid in and mullered this kiddie (got the ball as well though:wink: )  unfortunatly i booted him in the air and his entire bodyweight landed on my shoulder. muchos pain

Are there any perfectly healthy specimens on this forum?  :D

hahahaha it's funny how everyone talks like they were stars in the making but then it was snatched away from them by god.
 
i broke my ankle once when i was about 13 playing for ferndale, but i'm not an utter pussy and still play 11 a side even if it hurts a bit. stop being such girls.

When did I say I dont play anymore, rudeboy?

oh mr hardman who didn't have any gold stole away from him.

not you you cunt, titch and johno.
when did i ever mention you had your gold stolen from you by pirates?
you're just not good enough johno, you never were

:soapy tit wank: just can't hack the truth. oh well.

If you want my knee and ruptured ligaments then feel free to swap with me!!!!  I wish i could play now, more than anything actually!

I was a rubbish left back, and i was marking the current U16 100metre chmapion for wiltshire. There was no way i was going to win a battle of pace, so i went for the injure them quick option. He went off after a firm but, ahem, fair challenge in which i also fractured my wrist.  I played on for half an hour after until it swelled up stupidly and i had to go to A & E.

I broke my finger playing basketball once.

Never had a serious injury really.

The worst one was when I was playing footy and sprained my wrist. I was agony as I was about 10 at the time, and that injury still comes back every now and again. I did it again playing footy for school against year 10s not long ago and its a real pain in the arse but doesn't stop me playing!

- Broken metertarsal a la Beckham from football
- Knee ligaments torn up from tennis
- Broken fingers a plenty from cricket

i have still have my swallen thumb from dropping a catch last season. can still crack it and stuff. keeps me entertained!

That'll teach you to catch it next time, rather than letting the team down

:cry:

And it was against us! how I laughed when you dropped that catch Johno!!!
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

i've fractured my wrist and broken my thumb playing football  :(

i also had Osgood-Schlatters disease and i think it's buggered my hamstrings/calves up as well because they're always tight. oh well, i guess i should do the stretches they gave me at physio all them years ago if i can be bothered  :-))(

 I still turn out at cricket.... but knocked football on the head in my 30's, rugby and hockey never lasted past school, but golf and tennis are still OK.

  Used to run but got bored with it , so took up cycling and walking.

 Cycling has tapered a bit recently, due to a knackered bike, but walking is most important.....as stated before preparing for the 26 mile Sarsen Trail in early May....apart from the usual blows received on the body from the cricket ball and lumps kicked out at football, I've never had a serious injury

Clean broke both the bones in my lower right leg playing football when I was sixteen.  Was meant to be going to Peteborough away straight after the game, dugged up to fuck in the hospital with my mum trying to shove earphones in me lugholes(2-0 Finney and Allison).  Thanks for that, mum, but they'd given me morphine you daft old bint :)

Four months on crutches, at least another two before I could do any sport.  No pin though 8) Can still play with no pain.

No breaks for me.

Tore my Cruciate Ligaments and cartlidge in my left knee playing footy at school. Got some nice scars from the op

I managed to break the main bone and some other bone in my leg and dislocate my ankle when playing football.  My foot was facing backwards because it was so mangled 8)

I sprained my wrist saving a penalty last year... And that's it really.

Oh, when I was 9 I sprained a finger while throwing an American Football around.  :(

a game we should of won, but your fatty bowler kept breaking the wicket everytime he fell over. idiot. but satill got you all out for 60 odd!  :wink:

You ntoice that we only had about 7 or 8 regular players that day!
And be fair the wicket was like an ice rink, even if Merit is slightly unbalanced!

oh the humanity  :roll:

Thats my point! Nothing ever happens to me!