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Me and Sade have been having an argument about grammar because she's from deepest, darkest Wiltshiiiiiire and i'm from Oxfordshire.

This weekend i picked up on some things she says which made me chuckle  :D

Instead of ''I saw a programme on tv'' she says ''I seen a programme on tv''.

Also, she never says ''where was it'' or ''where are they''.
She says ''where was it to'' or ''where are they to'' !!!

Am i posh or is my girlfriend a farmer !!!!  :soapy tit wank:

your ex girlfriend after that post :wink:  :)

:mrgreen:

I'm just a country girl :P not a bloody farmer!how rude!

:soapy tit wank:
Your dad is a proper country bloke!!

''Put your foot down women i'm thiiiiirsty'' !!

I'm with you on this one Ralphy, (apart from the Oxford bit you closet scummer :wink: )

Mrs monte is from southern Wiltshire and talks like a peasant at times. (please dont read this  :-))( )

I have to correct her grammar constantly. That said; she still earns more than me :oops:

Ooooo another thing, remember at Torquay Sade??? About Migz ??  :mrgreen:

Closet scummer?!! I HATE Oxford with a passion!

Don't you dare!!I was'nt thinking straight then!must of been all the smoke in the bar :shock:
Atleast I don't say 'innit' all the time  :cry:

I never say ''innit'' !!!

I hate chavs!

So what did you do then Sade in Torquay??

This is like an episode of Mr & Mrs, what's going on?

:mrgreen:

He he he he well...

We were stood drinking and watching the football on the big screen and got onto the subject of religion. Sade said ''Migz allways does a cross on his chest before he comes on the pitch''.

I said ''thats because he's catholic''

She then said ''i thought he was american'' !!!  :soapy tit wank:

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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick   That is funny!!!!  One nil to Ralphy!!

:oops:

One nil to the Ralphy boy
One nil to the Ralphy boy
One nil to the Ralphy boy
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

I don't want to play :x

How old is Ralphy?

You a bad loser!!!!  :soapy tit wank:

:soapy tit wank:  sorry Sade

How rude

To rephrase: How old are you Ralphy, me old mucker

I feel compelled to support my fellow Westbury people!

OOO ARRRRRRRRRRR

 :D

Although I'm Wiltshire born, my family all have the deep Wiltshire accents yet I don't... Odd.

One thing I've noticed since coming back Sade is that Ryan has a bigger Wilts accent than he did at school!!!

 8)

we still love you sadie, even if that was a rather STFCBird moment

23

Just to spell it out to me, you're 23 and you've got a 15 year old girlfriend?

I don't understand Ryan one bit !

A 16 year old girlfriend yes, is that a problem?

 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

I noticed that too Rich!quite funny I think.My dad and Ryan have their own weird language.I even find it hard to understand sometimes :)

Sade, do your parents approve of you seeing someone considerably older than you?

I dont really care, just interested like.

Ask what you want, Sade will tell you what her parents think. I'm going now bye.

Is she doing Ralphy then?

I think you lot are all a bit gullible.

My parents don't mind that I'm seeing somebody older no, they know that ralphy is a genuinely nice person as they have met him.Dad likes him alot because he's a mad swindon fan like all of us!age does not matter to me at all.

Jealous?

Unlike the other half of your family!

(ignore the Yo message.. PC is rubbish)

Your dad is a top bloke... Took me and Ryan to a couple of games years back! Chelsea and Bradford City if I'm right!

they have been seeing each other for a while.

i haven't met you yet sade but you did walk past me the other week at the bournmouth game.

you should come up to Brum with Ralph when he finaly decides to come up for beer :twisted:

:mrgreen: ok!he likes his beer!

ah i have heard they support the Shitty.
had a text at the weekend to say he was surrounded by shitty fans.

i told him to do a runner before they get to him :soapy tit wank:

Very much so!

no, but I know you are  8)

and JD with coke.
i'm sure he will tell you how pissed i got on that last time i was in chippy.
think it was the friday night before the shitty game last season.

never drinking jd again sick

So using that criteria,everyone here is potential boyfriend material (even Reg, maybe not Oxford Fan)with you and your dad wont mind. :shock:

I wonder if Sade's dad would be impressed if she brought Gary Stanley home one day.

in total I have an uncle and 6 cousins that support city.And me,ralphy,my mum,dad,sister and ryan support swindon!we all walk about together at the swindon v city matches!its funny because I started play fighting with one of my cousins once on the way to the ground and everyone thought it was real!

At the end of the Ashton Gate match this season I walked from the ground in my Swindon shirt with my City fan girlfriend and 4 other City fans... So I know the feeling!

I think I possibly dislike city more than oxford because of my family.  I was taken to watch them as a yute, and my mum and nan used to make teas in the dolman.  Thatk god I saw the light is all I can say :)

That's the scummy side of the family too, one of my relatives went down for attacking rovers players that time.

:beers

Me drink? Never.

ho

Who is he?

I'm good mates with Sade's dad, he knows i look after her.

STFC Gazza, from the "Thisis" forum.  Mr Internet Petition man!!

So whats so special about him? :?

He's 'special', put it that way.

Why?

Just go on thisis and find out.

can't be bothered

Then you'll never know then...

Awww get married it could be a forum wedding,can we all come? Ill buy a suit and everything.I can just imagine Dave in a nice pink brides maids outfit scattering petals down the isle 8)

Been on and don't see what you mean? explain.

Lick my Arse Orifice  :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick  I have been away for 3 hours and this thread is funnier than the TEF wank line  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Is it?

yes.

yeah do it.
i'll be best man dude.
make sure there are some decent brides maids though.

oh and...........................don't tell my missus :wink:
 :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

:shock:

Forum weddings don't work, look at me and Mickey  :(  I think I recall Sade was my bridesmaid  :D

you can get in with my granny magic 8)

I was your bridesmaid birdy yeah :soapy tit wank: the good old days!

Save some Granny action for me Im buying a suit especially :x

if thats what you kids are calling it now a days then cool.

just don't tell ralph eh :wink:

Yeovil, you can be the vicar.

So Ralphy have you shagged her yet or will you be traditional and wait until you're married?

Oooooh you could get married at the County Ground ,guests standing in the TownEnd .Ill be the vicar/goalie  8) .Then all back to the CGH for cucumber sandwiches ,beer and football songs.

Do it!

Do it!

Traditioanalist and old fashioned.

Ralphy and sade, It doesn't matter what other people think about the age differance. As long as your both happy is all that matters.
Fair play to you both.

Shall we tell them about us Pippy?

Your a funny man yeovil :D

Keep it quiet, it's for the best.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

still hasn't shut you up though mate has it :wink:

well said

yeah thankyou blinkpip :)

Very funny :D

Sade must be seriously fucking fit, so fit that Dave would be prepared to cut off his cock and forcefeed it to her just to say that his dick had been in her mouth. Or Ralphy is very ugly or a bit of a saddo. Perhaps all three.

Yeah i'm ugly as fuck mate, got 3 ears and look like a werewolf.

You should support your LOCAL team, not slag them off!

Ralphys not ugly or a saddo boeta.maybe you are :P

My family come from Wantage, Swindon is a local team there.

My grandad and dad beat Swindon into me!  :D

Surely any good boyfriend should have gone for the first option?  :wink:

Ask Sade if i'm a bad boyfriend, not me mate.

wouldn't say a warewolf mate.

just say your extremely hairy :soapy tit wank:

I gave you another chance to tell us that Sade was a real fittie and you chose not to again. Her self-esteem must be dropping by the minute.

Ralphys not a bad boyfriend either :evil: