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Title: Silly Boy... Post by: walrus on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:05:57 ...I was hoping never to write another of these threads, but I've been a knob again and I need somewhere to bitch.... mainly as I'm livid at myself. I've been living the life of a Christian since my last indescretion, but today I undid all my good work...
Finished a hard shift at 2pm, so went and hit the beers after work. Had three and subsequently ended up with no money. Went one stop on the train and was dismayed to see ticket inspectors. A quick split decision and I decide to leg it. Definitely the wrong one. An off-duty police officer is down the ramp and attempts to tackle me. I miraculously manage to dodge him, and get 20m further before being done by a second. How unlucky is that?! They were a little heavy-handed but can't exactly complain.... Shirt ripped, leg fucked, and I'm going to end up in court. Again. I've been in trouble 3 times, and all because of stupid spur of the moment choices. Why o why do I make stupid split second decisions. The fare was £2, but now I face an appearance in court and silly money.... Fuck I'm stupid :( I'm off to shoot myself... Title: Silly Boy... Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:08:09 £2 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Was it worth it. Title: Silly Boy... Post by: walrus on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:08:47 Possible £1000 suggests no :|
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:09:57 Sorry mate
We all make mistakes but your average man learns from them. You said it yourself Fucking stoopid Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:11:41 Oh dear.... Mate you need to start thinking, weve all fucked up but my world you are good at it
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: yeo on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:11:57 :mrgreen:
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: lebowski on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:12:18 ooooo, unlucky!
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: walrus on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:18:41 Three pints is unlikely to change my mindset.... In my defence, I only ran from the off-duty policemen because I thought they were civilians and that startled me a bit! If I'd known they were fuzz I'd have put up and shut up as I have ever since I got done the first time... I guess my main mistake was staying for a third pint, but I was drinking with a girl from work I fancy.... bitch :D
I hope it makes for an entertaining read... :( I see a Christian lifestyle isn't enough... I'm gonna become a sodding mormon... I go to Bulgaria on the 27th of next month... Am considering not drinking til then (well, excluding tonite...! I've started so I'll finish...) Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:18:47 You stupid fucking twat.
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:25:47 I bet your Mum and Dad are soooooooo proud of you !
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: strooood on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:36:50 he only dodged a fare fucking hell, fair play.
you'll chuckle when it all blows over.. power to the students Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Sussex on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:57:31 Bit tame for you Walrus. Thought you'd have at least tried to punch one of them.
Anyway, plenty on here have probably done a lot worse. Title: Silly Boy... Post by: yeo on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 17:59:59 Quote from: "Sussex" Bit tame for you Walrus. Thought you'd have at least tried to punch one of them. Anyway, plenty on here have probably done a lot worse. Yep. Though Walrus does have an excellent knack of getting caught Title: Silly Boy... Post by: RobertT on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 18:44:24 Hmmm, doesn't like it's bad decision making, more likely a personality flaw. Given that, I think you're best just admitting it will always happen so think of better plans in advance, maybe develop a sudden problem with blackouts (these should be strategically lined up for your regular run ins with the cops, I'm sure they won't fancy spending all day in A&E for the sake of a train ticket)
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 19:46:09 I did something silly today, i was driving along, it was raining, possibly doing a bit faster than i should have bin (not over the speed limit tho) and i broke a bit to late and tapped the back of some some fireign van, i was shitting myself, never happened to me before i thought i was going to get my arse kicked, so i switched the engine off and waited for him to come out and stab me or sumat, next thing i know, he just drives off, result.
No damage done to either car so no harn done really. Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Boeta on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 21:55:57 walrus you are a tart
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 22:29:45 walrus you deacon :mrgreen:
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 22:48:37 We all make mistakes. Unlucky mate.
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Luci on Thursday, July 26, 2007, 23:15:55 Of all the things you're done this is pretty minor and you still get caught! Unlucky mate! I'll keep my fingers crossed you don't get too much of a fine....... :P
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 27, 2007, 00:51:12 I've done the train skipping many a times, but if you get caught trying to run is generally going to leave you on a loser. Best to pay up if you can.
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Luci on Friday, July 27, 2007, 09:39:04 Swindon - Didcot is easiest skip journey and so is Cheltenham to Gloucester...
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 27, 2007, 09:55:03 i realised when i got to work this morning that my train pass had run out yesterday so i travelled for free 8)
Hardcore me Title: Silly Boy... Post by: red macca on Friday, July 27, 2007, 11:23:04 Walrus will be addicted to heroin within 12 mnths
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 27, 2007, 13:06:03 Quote from: "STFCLady" Swindon - Didcot is easiest skip journey and so is Cheltenham to Gloucester... There's barriers at Swindon now. Does that not make it a bit harder? Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, July 27, 2007, 13:10:50 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCLady" Swindon - Didcot is easiest skip journey and so is Cheltenham to Gloucester... There's barriers at Swindon now. Does that not make it a bit harder? not if you rent a flat to the women on the gate :D Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Luci on Friday, July 27, 2007, 13:11:00 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "STFCLady" Swindon - Didcot is easiest skip journey and so is Cheltenham to Gloucester... There's barriers at Swindon now. Does that not make it a bit harder? Ohhhhh, when I did that there wasn't any I don't think and if there was I have no idea how I got through them but I didn't pay for sure! :D Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Arriba on Friday, July 27, 2007, 13:14:59 Quote from: "red macca" Walrus will be addicted to heroin within 12 mnths either that, or will do time one day. Title: Silly Boy... Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, July 27, 2007, 13:19:15 probably both
Title: Silly Boy... Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, July 27, 2007, 14:33:16 at the same time knowing our penal system.
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