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I unfortunately have to work all night until 8 tomorrow morning, but then its happy days due to then being off till wednesday 8) , so what will you all be doing whilst i am there?

I'm going out, nothing too big but round a friends/few beers in Old Town.  Bigger session tomorrow methinks.

Wheatsheaf for me, then maybe the Vic.

work. again.

Harry Potter for me

Because I'm cool

 :P

Dance class then a facial.

 :shock:

Footy then might pop to county for one!

Old Town as normal for me for a few beers  :beers:  not too many tho as my Sunday League pre season starts this Sunday  :cry:

Sitting in a front room smelling of paint and worrying,thats what i've got planned  :(

I'm going to do a massive poo and see how many flushes it takes to get rid of it

worrying about how long it will take for the paint to dry?

 :chunder:  sick as fuck

no, I'll just concentrate on the pooing

i reckon 2 flushes, and a third to clear the skids...

itll be whirling round the bottom of the pan, like a mr whippy

Im going to look at MORE houses

moving is dull

Then Im going to get some fish and chips watch Big brother and drink some Rosé

Don't do it!!!

Big Brother  :-))(

Has someone shot that charley bird yet?

I wish  :cry:

tis not good i take it

too late!! my house is sold to scary northern people that keep ringing us up asking if they can have all out household appliances!!

Showering, purchasing red wine, might pop out for couple later.

Can't even cook anything nice for dinner as kitchen is still being refitted  :(

takeaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A takeaway, a few cans of lager and not much else really.

I have a boring life.

Sussex is going to meet all of my friends  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  then we are going for lots of beers and a curry, yum.  None of this KFC shit.  :beers:

sussex is going to get some tonight - fact  :shag:

Pub then Curry in Abingdon with 15 scummers  :|

All because of someones birthday.

take a knuckleduster with you, you dont want to be walking round bandit country without any protection, trust me im a copper  :wink:

I've got visions of Birdys birthdayfest being like some episode of Peep Show seen through two different eyes in split screen mode - the sloshed happy Birdy on one half  and Sussex angrily snarling at scummers, before sleeping on a bench on the other.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

footy do in old town then probably squakabout

I got this for my birthday,

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/DSC00340.jpg

who wants to come over and play on it wiv me  8)

I'm gigging tonight!!

If anyone wants to watch, book your flight or ferry asap!!

The horns on that thing look rather..............odd  :?  :D

:soapy tit wank:
What an ace pressie  8)  Just best wear a sports bra when you have a go on it  :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Too true!

wouldnt wanna knock yourself out would you?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

too late, i'm going out with black eyes  :D

Where and is Mr Saunders playing with you?

That said I'm trying my luck with Spicy Singapore noodles tonight with a good bottle of red and enough Polish brand Vodka to sink a battleship.

Mr Saunders shall be in attendance with my good self down your neck of the woods chief!!!

What you up to tonight?

I'll be sober, looking after my poor wife who currently has her foot in plaster  :|

I'll sneak off whilst at work if I can. Have a few beers.

Mmmm.. beer.

i'm going birdy hunting in abingdon

working till 9, probably pop out for a few beers after, gonna get smashed tomorrow tho.
The i got into a final of the LPPL Poker tourny so gotta go to andover for that.

I'm going to stay in  :?

Out to a boozer called 'Tube'. It is particularly ace as they play really good indie type music.

First proper night out since I fucked my leg! :beers:

fuck all

Im going to my mates to play poker.
After I will proberaly take a for sale sign out of one garden and put it into another finding it extremely amusing while my other friends run up parked cars.

I went for my mega shit earlier. Pretty disappointing, down in one flush, wasn't as buoyant as I thought it might be.

Just filled up the car with a bit more petrol, so now I'm able to chill out and have a drink.

Guess where I am? That's right the store room. It's a bit mental tonight

I've hacked off the end of my thumb, oops.

Could you accidentally lock yourself in? You might have to hide the laptop if someone comes to get you out though.

If you ever run up my car, I will stab you.

cunt.

i went for a curry. it was very nice.

what did you have?

i just ate some toffee popcorn. yum

jalfrezi. super good.

I had a Chicken Dopiaza. Yum yum.

I just remembered I still have some meateor goodness in the fridge. I'm going to heat it up now  :)

i made a home made curry.wasn't to happy with it.drinking lager till the early hours now me thinks

good man

It's a bit annoying when you make something that's a bit of a let down. You instantly realise what it was you did wrong but it's all too late to change it.

At least you should be able to keep the lager cold easily enough  :)

haha

Fucking working at Yates, Gatwick airport....  Fucking horrible evening, why does everyone think they can be a total cunt when they go on holiday?  Can't they save it til they fucking get abroad, rather than giving me grief?  On the beers tomorrow night, houseparty and maybe Liquid-Envy afterwards if it's shit!

 :beers:

what terminal you working in?

Woot, finished. Time for pub. That was a killer night.

Don't work with Peruvians, Spanish, Brazilians or Nicole from England. Fucking Useless.

Also breadknives arn't your friend.

have you been doing a bit of ninja finger chopping?

Is Nicole fit? The same one from the old Renault Clio adverts that clearly convinced sonic to buy said heap of crap...

bugger off

No. Got the new one yet?

I have to say that Nicole's not quite my cup of tea. And the fact she's 2 years younger than me and married scares me a little.

Crrrraaaazzzy/

Horses! A waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa A waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

need to wait for the house sale to be completed, should have it by next monday.

This evening I am deciding whether to go out and not drink or go out and drink. Then of course there is the whole, who do I go out with and where do I go dilemma.

Fancy another dance Bennett?

Work again. This is getting to be like a fucking job.

I'll be in the Vic afterwards at some point.

It's annoying 'cos I reckon I'm going to miss the big jew argument which is about to unfold.

i think i'm going to walkabout tonight si

my mates gave me flack for dancing in the flag...i'm pretty sure i deserved it though  :D

I might watch Rich's band in the Regent. Lots of good pubs close by and probably the Vic or the Furnarse later on I expect. I'll probably end up in bottom of town though.

(gooo tooo thee viiiic)

I was trying Harry Potter Forum Magic. Did it work?

I hate Twatty Potter. Should have used some Rufus magic that would have worked dude.

I'll give you a shout if I go to the vic Ben. What time do you clock off?

12 probably. Unless it's quiet, which it won't be.

HAHAHAHAHAHA are you having a "i'll use insults a six year old would say" day?  :D

Fuck off Gordon.

I'm off to watch the BTCC at Donington tomorrow. 8)

i love you si, you're indeed a gay lesbian

Ouchy ouch, my head feels like a freshly pounded twat. Sorry I didn't get to the vic Ben I had fun Reg spotting in the beehive and chatting up Jo in the Furnarse. It was ace.

Also, my wallet has gone astray, arse  :|

As has the back of my phone, which I used to call my mother at 2:30am. Crappo.

I went to the Beehive Wednesday Reg-spotting - couldn't see him

oh - also just got back from the Marlborough Jazz festival - didn't see him there either


niiiiiiiice

I'm going on a date with Bennett tonight.

I'm watching 'When sport goes bad' on Bravo, because you get to see thick as shit Americans hurting themselves.

Just got back from RIAT

Pretend to put Jen to bed at 8.30

Wait for Lisa to go to work at 8.45

Jen gets back up

Get Hot Fuzz on and me and Jen have a Dorito's feast

I got 8 cans of Blackthorn too

Happy days !

 8)

To the Wheatsheaf!!!!

Is Bennett a proper alkie now? I thought it was all pretend to be cool for a couple of weeks.

shut up you gay

That was a quick drink.....was gonna pop in for a pint but couldn't be arsed.  :|

whatever, who invited you?

um. you.  :|

whatever

miserable git

I'm in the process of earning major brownie pointage tonight.

First time I've cooked in about 8 years - mainly because my missus is extremely good and enjoys cooking - so I've knocked up my special chilli, and being cook's prerogative to taste his work, its bloody good if I do say so. Candlelight dinner geared up in the formal dining room (which we rarely use)

Mind you, she's gonna be pissed when I tell her to clear up the dishes. Especially with a broken toe thats in plaster  :)

If this doesn't earned a shag (at minimum), I'm gonna be pissed off.

It was quick, I think Bennett was trying to set me up with a bird who didn't turn up, then we planned a session tomorrow and he decided that he couldn't cope with it all so he better get some rest tonight.

I accidentally stopped off in the Vic on the way home. It's sort of like habit now. I was on my third Vic Guinness before it clicked in my head.

haha i wasn't at all ben. i just thought you two would probably end up fighting, it would've been great to watch.

phone you later sweetie

Invite me next time as I'm only round the corner.

would you like a real friend

:P

I lead a sad and lonely life......what can I say??  :|

Btw I know Bennett other than from here...

sippo lies. i had the misfortune of recongising him via the forum and whoooooooooosh he's attached to me.

anyone want to buy a dodgey keeper off me?

Sippo and Bennett are brothers  :D

we're both appaling goal keepers but i'm sure that's not enough to be brothers. ok we have the same surname but no....i'm far too pretty compared to him

:kisskiss: