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Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 18:23:59
...or dispose of it in some other interesting way. it's served me well but the suspension is gone and will cost far more than its worth to repair, plus i don't need it any more as i'll be moving to london in september. i don't think anyone would buy it off me, it will fail its next emissions test too, i'm told.

things to consider:

1. removal of numberplates and chassis plate so i don't get done for littering. anything else i need to consider on this front?

2. method of destroyment. crash into a wall? drive off a cliff? blow it up? i've a big gas canister which is virtually full, could this be incorporated somehow? suggestions please!

it will all be documented in video form, naturally.


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 18:34:40
Drive off a cliff ala The Young Ones !


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 18:35:00
Steer clear of Scotch airports would be my piece of advice.

Could you not get a few beer tokens for scrap?


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 18:35:48
Or sell it to Ralphy


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:14:53
You could always park it outsdie a London night club with the gas canister inside and blow it up using a mobile phone....


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: swindontownforever on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:15:29
Quote from: "reeves4england"
You could always park it outsdie a London night club with the gas canister inside and blow it up using a mobile phone....


sick fuck


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:16:34
Quote from: "swindontownforever"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
You could always park it outsdie a London night club with the gas canister inside and blow it up using a mobile phone....


sick fuck
Welcome to the TEF. If you can't take a joke like that you're probably in the wrong place


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: swindontownforever on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:17:14
welcome? not really funny though is it?


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:18:45
I thought it was pretty obvious I wasn't being serious  :|


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: swindontownforever on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:19:40
sorry just i had a family member in the area that night


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:24:22
Quote from: "swindontownforever"
sorry just i had a family member in the area that night
Alritght mate not a problem and I'm sorry I upset you - wasn't expecting to offend anyone


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: swindontownforever on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:39:59
dont worry pal forget it


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:42:20
Phew! I thought it was gonna kick off then.


Title: Re: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:42:41
Forget it - it was a stupid post anyway


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 19:42:55
:mrgreen:


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 20:02:31
i wonder if MI6 are watching this thread

back to non-terrorism suggestions please......


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 20:43:12
Mate your at uni right? Just put a note up saying free to anyone, some stinking tax dodging student will have it.

Ps sorry for calling you mate, your a scummer never forget that


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:07:47
yeah i may give it away, blowing it up would be much more fun though.

i've left uni now, the real world is calling and its very daunting.


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:11:53
sell it to some gullible prick


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:28:36
Quote from: "sonic youth"
sell it to some gullible prick


Firoz Kassam?

He threw money at a lost cause for quite some time.  Failing that the 'queue' for season tickets at the Kassam, or better still chop the top off and drive it thought the fence behind the goal at the Kassam - hey presto a fouth stand?


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:28:50
Why not just take it to a scrap yard, £20 for a round of drinks in your back pocket (unless Fred and the TEF crew are in the pub!), :beers:


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:35:09
Quote from: "ronnie21"
Why not just take it to a scrap yard, £20 for a round of drinks in your back pocket (unless Fred and the TEF crew are in the pub!), :beers:


We charge £50 to scrap cars


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:41:06
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
yeah i may give it away, blowing it up would be much more fun though.

i've left uni now, the real world is calling and its very daunting.


Being serious (I know its TEF) but if its insured I am sure you can get it sorted for £100 - £150 (I wouldnt know how) and claim a cash prize

I wouldnt set on fire as thats the sort of thing that fire brigade and police may take action on


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:17:27
my dad says it'll cost me money to scrap it.

might be able to sell it for a couple of hundred, which would go down a treat right now.

but blowing it up would have been much more fun, am not worried about the po po i wouldn't do it in the street or anything, would have found a nice quiet field


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: axs on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:19:10
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
my dad says it'll cost me money to scrap it.

might be able to sell it for a couple of hundred, which would go down a treat right now.

but blowing it up would have been much more fun, am not worried about the po po i wouldn't do it in the street or anything, would have found a nice quiet field


schizophrenic teletubbies scare the hell out of me.


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:20:53
Find a field. Fill it up with a gas canister and fire works. Open Gas Canister. Throw match. Run. Watch acest firework display / explosion ever. Take a bbq and some creates. Charge people for burgers and beers.

You can blow it up and make a tidy profit.


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:22:35
fill the car up with the gas canister, not the field. Wasn't clear then.


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:28:23
Actually, can we do it with Ralphy's car? He'd love that.


Title: It's time to blow up my car
Post by: axs on Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:29:26
wait until he gets the new one though.