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Fuck me, my mate text me this morning reminding me to listen in to the Dave Grohl interview in Radio 1, so I did, against my better judgement.

It was supposed to be an interview with DG, who's a pretty funny fella in his own right, if he's allowed to tell a whole story.

What I learned this morning from the interview was

- Moyles and Comedy Dave once smoked on a plane going to Ibiza
- Moyles has got soft hands, because he's never done a decent days work in his life
-Moyles had a beer with his tea last night
- Moyles likes shouting over records, in that fake I can't sing style

No wonder I don't usually listen to that fat yorkshire twat.

Moyles is a cunt.

When he first came on to Radio 1, he stated that he hated football. Since then he's become a Leeds diehard (Funnily enough, that started the season they went to the semis of the Champions League).

He loves the sound of his own voice and is an egotistical arsehole.

I agree totally with all you say Steve, total twat.

I don't understand why so many people like him, he's a prize cock.

Bring back Mark and Lard.

Agreed. Radio 1's never been the same since they booted out Mark and Lard

Mark and Lard's afternoon show was superb, what a quality couple of hours that was each day.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stand the fat bastard that is Moyles.

How true it is about the football thing, he used to go on and on about hating the game, then suddenly he becomes a leeds fan.  Does he still go now???  Not sure as I don't usually listen.

Biggedy biggedy biggedy biggedy bong. Fancy a brew?

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

I used to like Downcount...

"Three? Oh ho ho ho. That's a lot of letters!"

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Did anyone ever bother buying one of the shirehorses albums?  I bought one with

Single Bloke
Ode to Francis Lee
can't remember anymore, I'll have to find it and give it a play I reckon.

Surely there was only one Shirehorses album?

I saw them in concert too - in an absolute shithole in Coventry.

Rabbi Lional Blair on the breakfast Show was comedy cold.

Moyles late night before he switched to daytime and then breakfast was genuinely funny, not a comedian by any stretch but he had his moments.  Nowadays though the way he panders to his guests is fucking stomach churning.

WAAAAAAAAAAP

There was 2 shirehorses albums, I have them both!!

ohhhh, 10 pence short!

Ohhhhhh its a lot of cash Mark

the album 'our kid A' was a darker deviation from the seminal debut 'the worst album in the world... ever', with tracks like 'tolerate this piss – Manic Street Sweepers' and 'Tony by M&M and Bridey the tea lady' but stil contained some thinly veiled filth with 'Horny - chocolate mousse tea'

Which reminds me also of Fat Harry White and his ragtop bedford rascal - used to listen over the web in Geneva - not sure the Swissies got it (listening to the radio at work, let alone the laughing)

I missed the last ever episode, you could get it on the BBC site for about a day before they took it off, I've never heard it.  Sigh, good times

i blame yerrr Actual ggwwegory dyke

Edit: Ooops

Meant to say: Now I know where we're going our kid.

Last time I listened to Moyles (before toady) was when he interviewed Robbie Williams, I thought here we go Moyles will rip Williams apart, taking the piss etc.

Williams comes on and for the next hour or so he may as well have taken Robbie's trousers down and sucked him off for an hour.  The way he brown nosed the fella was a disgrace.

STOOOOOOOOOP!!!
































CARRY ON!!!

The mills and moyles daily combo is the best part of radio 1, the mid day and evening radio is so poor.

You'd rather here the likes of Westwood 'drop da bomb'??

I'd rather here a bit of quality ponding with Scroff Scruddle.

Any hat in a area Scroff?

5 hat in a area, big up nuff respeck hat massive!

No, I hate Mills, Moyles is tolerable, Edith Bowman isn't as good as it was with Colin Murray, and Zane Lowe drives me up the wall.  Annie Mac is ace, and Pete Tong, Huw Stevens and Rob Da Bank are quality too.

Steve Wright in the afternoon was pretty good in the early 90's


"Don't think you've got authority"

Steve Wright was brilliant in the mid-late 80's too.

Mr Angry was quaility :soapy tit wank:

I bought the Fat Harry White 'album'. It was just a collection of his best shows.

I still remeber the first time i heard it. I was driving my Mum somewhere and had no idea what it was. Neither of us could believe it was on radio 1 at 15:00! Fuck knows how they got away with it. Hilarious though.

Don't get me started on Scott fucking Mills. How the hell did that mincepot ever escape from local radio? He's not funny at all yet thinks he's such a joker. I cannot believe he's on national radio.

We used to have to listen to Moyles on the school bus 4 years ago, and I found him really funny at the time. Haven't heard him much since but from what I have I've not enjoyed it nearly as much and he does seem considerably more arrogant and self-involved.

I also had the displeasure of hearing Zane Lowe on the way home from Norwich the other day, my word. He must pre-record almost all of his show - it's all taken up by his 4-minute rants with no breathing. Blabs on about anything with a very annoying tone, speaking far too quickly. Fuck off Zane. His only saving grace is that the music he plays is pretty good and nicely varied. But I wouldn't be able to listen to his show again if he was speaking.

Its Radio 2, or anything else, for me - Radio 1 is pretty gash.

Harry always used to be spilling his load on some old dears drive.

You still got the album Bazza?

I hope so. I'm gonna have a dig around later. Just found this though?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/radcliffe/audio_archive.shtml

not quite the same, but the janet and john tales you get on Wogan at about 9am are in a similar vein (a big bulging blue vein).

I love Janet and John

Mark and Lard were great but just not suited to breakfast.

I remember a line from one of their little ditties going something like:

"Oh what a glorious thing to be, a busy busy busy bumble bee.  Whiling away all the daylight hours, taking all the pollen from the cornbeef flowers"

I'd agree with that Rob, they should never have been put on the Breakfast Show.

yep, they just became so damned good in their slot that they seemed the obvious choice.  Not sure half the breakfast listeners got it though.

Did they not go Evening to Afternoon to breakfast back to afternoon?

Think so.

Watching him on telly at Live Earth. Fucking ace!

(Yeovil will hate me for this post)

He's still worth a listen nowadays on Radio 2, although I do sometimes get fed up of his predictability

Steve fucking Wright??????


Fuck off.

mark radcliffe does my nut.
umm err,uumm err, all the fucking time.just talk properly you northern bastard!!!

Yup, just as annoying as Moyles imo.

Chris Moyles and his cronies are as funny as (to quote Tommy Saxondale) "licking piss off nettles".

The fact that so many people listen to him doesn't suggest that he's funny - it simply indicates that the UK really is going to the dogs  :D