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Did you manage to get Saturday night off so we can go on the piss Saturday afternoon ?

Can I come?

Ask nicely

Please can I come with you to the pub on Saturday Mr Elliot?

I'll buy you a pint  :D

You just got yourself an invite fella

 :mrgreen:

It's Rich's birthday too so trying to get Si to bring him out with us too

Millisum's going to try and make it as well

Coolio  8)

thanks for the invite

I'll buy you a beer sonic. No really I will.

Please oh please will you come out with us Goth Boy ?

 :wink:

i'm washing my hair  :D

I bet its long as fuck now

 :mrgreen:

Thoguht you'd had it all shaved off again?

are you stalkin me again?

i am indeed a baldy once again

:soapy tit wank:
I'm innocent guv,i don't stalk anyone any more . I just read it somewhere,and in my boring girly way i've remembered it  :oops:

i'm flattered

Ben ?

no thats sonic mate

I just laughed out loud at that mate

good one !

just to let you know I am going to come round and stab you now

no problem, are you brave enough to enter the cesspit of cumrags that is walcot

I will tell jokes and funny stories to all I meet on the streets, ala Spacey, it will be like one gigantic Micheal Jackson video mate

they will hurt you

Dunno yet. I might go down to Exeter for the weekend but that would mean getting Friday and Saturday off. My dad's been off visiting my Gran and then my Sister so haven't had a chance to see him. I'm edging towards this instead of Exeter if I can get the time off.

One of my old house mates turned up on my doorstep this evening. Was pretty ace, hadn't seen her for 2 years. She went off to Japan when she finished uni. She's spent the last year secretly doing a teaching course thingy and now she's a qualified teacher. Good fun. She's looking for a job around bath which is ace. Could always use an extra drinking buddy.

Organise it anyway. I'm sure Saturday drinking will work if I can make it or not. I'll try my best though.

Did you show her some of the flammableBen magic?

I may have a beer all depends where and when.....

You need one mate

we'll work round you buddy

Hahaha, nah. Our flirtations fizzled out into just friendship during the first year at uni. She's moving to Bath because of her boyfriend. It's still ace.

Just make sure you're out

It's Rich's birthday too so there should be a good crew out mate

No need to be kinky!

You gotta pick up your 'stuff' tmrw don't forget!

I've asked Rich and the moody cunt is only a possible. Think he might be meeting his other mates. If not I'll definitely force him to come and have a drink with us.

He's obviously just waiting to see if I go. I swear that there's a certain spark between us at times.

and a thread clearly addressed to me makes it well into page 2 before I make my first reply! Does that mean I'm cool? I think it does.

cool

are you bringing eb?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

srsly. if there's manatee action i'm in

eb's a virtual manatee. That means he can't go to the pub  :(

fucking rubbish i'm staying home.

That makes eb a sad manatee.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/manatee.gif

I've invited Alan along, I think he needs cheering up.

I was about to suggest doing that. Aceness.

that pic cracks me up.

eb's the unofficial tef manatee mascot.

 I concur mate

 good shout !

Im gonna throw the cat among the pidgeons ere...i can see where Big Al was coming from when he took umbridge earlier in the threads last tuespm/wed early am, even if the genaral theme of the threads, as always with a spacey creation was inteneded with jest and humour in mind.

But i wear denim too you cunt. :shock:

Al...Im gonna try and make it early sat eve...wherever they may be. You or anyone else from the west fancy it?

 Millom

I hate cats, and pigeons are just flying rats. Well the city ones anyway. The country side ones are tasty.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

'sup millom? bit late isn't it?

I was catching up on some doctor who. Top stuff. You're third on my list of tef people who'd make good Doctors. Behind Ralphy and me.

Seemed to have lost track of time a bit. It's all good.

Who would be your ideal assistant though?
I quite fancy Lady Wasaname played by Penolope Keith in "To the manor Born"
Does she qualify as a milf?

where are you planning to go? i think fred owes me a drink

Meet at the Sir Dan mate

and you owe me 6 pints

You all owe me a pint.

My dad's being difficult, I was going to pop in this afternoon and be difficult back but not sure I'm going to get the chance. Might have to sort it tomorrow.

And what time at the Sir Dan? 10am start?

1 ish Ben

OK 1pm

Sir Daniel Arms

and if any of you bring a Manatee with you I will disown you

Still don't know if I'm working in the evening. I'll be there for a few pints anyway.

Was just about to post the exact same thing, but replace 'disown' with 'stab'  :D

http://www.yuckles.com/gifts-manatees.html

You lovers might appreciate this  :D

Wooot. Got Saturday off.

May the drinking commence.

Well done Ben

woooooot.

God last night was random. You can all here my story in person in a bit.

\ :D /

flammableBen's drunken adventures

Me and lawro looked for you Ben.  Cunt

Unless you're coming to my house I won't hear it. An online account of events for us exiles would be the polite thing to do Ben.

Kind regards.

x

Agreed........

It wasn't that exciting really. Just didn't get in until about 6am. Happy days.



You didn't look very hard then did you? I finished work and went to the vic. It's a pretty tight schedule I stick to.

I'm going for beers with my manitee friends instead.

People still heading for 1? I better get moving.

I'll probably be there for 1:30-2ish

I'll wander down and then go and find some munch if nobodies about.

Fred's probably already there

I'll be there at 1 ish.