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Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sussex on Monday, July 2, 2007, 20:53:09 Take the missus on a romantic weekend away and this is what happens...
Friday: Cocktail stick in the eye. Saturday: Stabbed me with a kebab skewer (and sliced my finger with a deodorant lid in Boots). Sunday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Swanage. Monday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Haywards Heath. I bought her a Monkey called Dave Blackcurrant too. Fucking women. (I got lots of cuts and bruises) Meh. Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 2, 2007, 20:56:50 sounds like a right bitch, I'd ditch her.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Chubbs on Monday, July 2, 2007, 22:18:08 send her my way if u'e had enough :D
Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 00:04:21 Quote from: "Sussex" Take the missus on a romantic weekend away and this is what happens... Friday: Cocktail stick in the eye. Saturday: Stabbed me with a kebab skewer (and sliced my finger with a deodorant lid in Boots). Sunday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Swanage. Monday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Haywards Heath. I bought her a Monkey called Dave Blackcurrant too. Fucking women. (I got lots of cuts and bruises) Meh. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 07:54:18 I'm flattered :oops:
Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 08:02:40 Quote from: "Sussex" Take the missus on a romantic weekend away and this is what happens... Romantic weekend?? Swanage?? No wonder she ran over you in various pub car parks!! :oops:Friday: Cocktail stick in the eye. Saturday: Stabbed me with a kebab skewer (and sliced my finger with a deodorant lid in Boots). Sunday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Swanage. Monday: Fucking ran me over in a pub carpark in Haywards Heath. I bought her a Monkey called Dave Blackcurrant too. Fucking women. (I got lots of cuts and bruises) Meh. Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 08:20:31 Has she 'persuaded' you to take out life insurance recently Sussex?
Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 10:05:24 Quote from: "pumbaa" Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Errrrr, yup. Monkey World was alright actually 8) Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:09:54 monkey world is ace!
Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:46:10 Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "pumbaa" Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Errrrr, yup. Monkey World was alright actually 8) Thinking about it, haven't seen Birdy online for a while. You didn't leave her there, did you :shock: I thought it was OK too. Just managed to catch the only day close to a bank holiday weekend with nice weather, so it was packed! It also served as a nice reminder as to how rude and arrogant my fellow countrymen (and women) can be. Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 16:41:30 Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "pumbaa" Did you buy 'Dave' at Monkey World then? Lucky to get out alive... Errrrr, yup. Monkey World was alright actually 8) Thinking about it, haven't seen Birdy online for a while. You didn't leave her there, did you :shock: He traded Birdy in for a new consortium. Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:41:55 Quote from: "pumbaa" It also served as a nice reminder as to how rude and arrogant my fellow countrymen (and women) can be. Fuck off back you wannabe Yank :wink: Title: Re: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:46:29 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "pumbaa" It also served as a nice reminder as to how rude and arrogant my fellow countrymen (and women) can be. Fuck off back you wannabe Yank :wink: Evening Fred :soapy tit wank: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:54:50 :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Howdy'yall Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 18:03:30 As its Independence Day tomorrow, I have decided to wear my England football shirt all day. How long do you reckon it will take before I'm arrested, or shot?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 18:07:05 Just say.........................."is that all the history and heritage you got ? you bunch of fucking wannabe Brits !"
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 18:18:30 Could do. Or maybe I should carry on reminding them that they should be grateful for British rule, as it stopped them from being under French rule!
People here keep asking me what I'm doing for Independence Day. Stupid fucks. One such idiot got a little scared when I told him I'm planned to liberate America and return it to British rule using a fleet of UFO's to destroy all their major cities. He thought I was serious. He should be scared 'cause I am! Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 18:42:18 Funnliy enough, I'm not remotely surprised he took you seriously. They are so stupid, can't we just destroy Amrica? In a sustainable manner, of course!
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:01:41 Only good thing about tomoz is my mums been remarried for 10 years. I hate americans so will celebrate this
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:15:44 I hope someone blows up the whitehouse. Independence day stylee, with a space ship. Do Al-Qaeda have spaceships yet?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:18:53 Quote from: "flammableBen" I hope someone blows up the whitehouse. Independence day stylee, with a space ship. Do Al-Qaeda have spaceships yet? Your'e kidding me right ? They had had them for fucking years mate Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:22:00 Quote from: "flammableBen" I hope someone blows up the whitehouse. Independence day stylee, with a space ship. Do Al-Qaeda have spaceships yet? Did you read my post Ben? :groan1: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:24:31 Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "flammableBen" I hope someone blows up the whitehouse. Independence day stylee, with a space ship. Do Al-Qaeda have spaceships yet? Did you read my post Ben? :groan1: Hahaha ace, I did and then I went and read other threads and then I forgot and then I came back. It's a good idea though. Let's do it. Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:28:52 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "flammableBen" I hope someone blows up the whitehouse. Independence day stylee, with a space ship. Do Al-Qaeda have spaceships yet? Did you read my post Ben? :groan1: Hahaha ace, I did and then I went and read other threads and then I forgot and then I came back. It's a good idea though. Let's do it. My missus got some great pictures in Rome. Dubya visited the Pope while we were there, and we got a bit mixed up in some political protests (including being very close to some loon attacking the Carabinieri with a molatov cocktail :shock: ). Not deliberately like, but its given me an idea for some slogans to print out tonight and hang on the street lamps. For example: God Smash America George Bush - International Terrorist That sort of thing. I'm so fucking dead tomorrow, I tell y'all... :suicide: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:53:12 I was in Rome then too Coxy - had a close run with the police whilst trying to find a restaurant, having wondered why the bus we were on was massively rerouted when we went home later we saw the trashed shops and grafiti it all fell into place.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 09:05:50 In my defence, I was set on fire, given a fat lip and have a giant bruise on my left arm. We are the clumsiest couple on this planet. FACT.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:04:42 Being set on fire is so 2 months ago. Lame.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: tans on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:08:19 Quote from: "STFCBird" In my defence, I was set on fire, given a fat lip and have a giant bruise on my left arm. We are the clumsiest couple on this planet. FACT. was it your hair set on fire?? did you engage in a bit of partner beating? :wink: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:17:13 Quote from: "pc younger" Quote from: "STFCBird" In my defence, I was set on fire, given a fat lip and have a giant bruise on my left arm. We are the clumsiest couple on this planet. FACT. was it your hair set on fire?? did you engage in a bit of partner beating? :wink: no, it was my pyjama's :( I felt like flammable ben for a split second. Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:19:56 My Mrs wants to go to monkey world. :|
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: tans on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:20:35 what were you doing? fucking in petrol and then having the customary fag after the job is done? :wink:
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:23:24 :shock: That's just given me an idea for the weekend :D
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: tans on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 12:24:51 be gentle with him! :shag:
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 14:28:51 Quote from: "Sippo" My Mrs wants to go to monkey world. :| so do i 8) take me with you, i can be your 'trial son' for the day Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 14:49:26 get lost sonic, I was there first, she promised she would try breast feeding on me woohoo
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 14:56:22 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" get lost sonic, I was there first, she promised she would try breast feeding on me woohoo so she'd be sucking your nipples? Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 15:08:22 It does it for me!
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: larwood on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 15:35:34 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "Sippo" My Mrs wants to go to monkey world. :| so do i 8) take me with you, i can be your 'trial son' for the day Who wouldn't want to go to Monkey World 8) The only person who probably wouldn't is Ralphy, what with his hairy chest he'd get mistaken for a primate and wouldn't be allowed to leave :wink: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 16:13:55 I wouldnt like to go to monkey world as Monkeys scare me! :shock:
my godsons want to go to digger land though! Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 16:19:39 My little nephew wants to go to digger land too, its meant to be ace at digger world!
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: tans on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 18:31:39 Quote from: "larwood" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "Sippo" My Mrs wants to go to monkey world. :| so do i 8) take me with you, i can be your 'trial son' for the day Who wouldn't want to go to Monkey World 8) The only person who probably wouldn't is Ralphy, what with his hairy chest he'd get mistaken for a primate and wouldn't be allowed to leave :wink: thats a tad harsh larwood!! :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 19:34:35 Quote from: "pc younger" thats a tad harsh larwood!! :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Don't worry, you can always go and visit him and take him some bananas. Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: larwood on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 19:41:40 Ralphy knows i love his hairness :wink:
Besides he's in Devon,sampling the fine ales and watching cricket apparently :o So he'll never know Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: red macca on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:24:57 wtf is digger world :?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:27:10 don't know but it sounds good. Do you get to have a go in a digger?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:27:30 Quote from: "red macca" wtf is digger world :? and you are a dad ? pffffttttt ! :roll: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: red macca on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:27:34 i want to go
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:29:23 TEF trip to Digger World anyone?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: red macca on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:29:58 where is it my little girl loves diggers
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:38:42 Do you mean Digger Land?
www.diggerland.com One near Bristol and one in Kent. Camping weekend anyone? Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:40:40 Wow! They've even got a jingle. I love it.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: red macca on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 21:44:40 cheers sussex
im in trouble though just woke the missus up to show her Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 22:11:29 Quote from: "Sussex" Do you mean Digger Land? www.diggerland.com One near Bristol and one in Kent. Camping weekend anyone? Yay lets all go Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 13:12:20 Just to report that I am still alive and well, and managed to survive two assasination attempts yesterday.
And today is my birthday, and I'm being treated to a night out watching the worst team in ML baseball tonight. I'm too fucking old to even care about celebrating frankly, but I might neck a Guinness or three before the game tonight. :beers: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 13:34:10 Quote from: "pumbaa" Just to report that I am still alive and well, and managed to survive two assasination attempts yesterday. And today is my birthday, and I'm being treated to a night out watching the worst team in ML baseball tonight. I'm too fucking old to even care about celebrating frankly, but I might neck a Guinness or three before the game tonight. :beers: Happy Birthday Goose. Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pauld on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 14:33:52 Quote from: "Sussex" Do you mean Digger Land? www.diggerland.com One near Bristol and one in Kent. Camping weekend anyone? It's boss - we took Joe there for his birthday a couple of years ago. He wasn't that impressed but I had a great time! Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:15:52 Quote from: "pumbaa" Just to report that I am still alive and well, and managed to survive two assasination attempts yesterday. And today is my birthday, and I'm being treated to a night out watching the worst team in ML baseball tonight. I'm too fucking old to even care about celebrating frankly, but I might neck a Guinness or three before the game tonight. :beers: Two hours, one response! [Thanks Birdy :wink: ] So nobody cares that I almost died, twice, yesterday then? Pffffttttt!!!! I'm going to throw a forum strop :twisted: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:21:47 what happened??
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:30:32 I'm throwing a forum paddy, so I'm not telling :cry:
Even though you asked nicely... :wink: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:31:19 pfft. bloody yanks
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Luci on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:32:18 Hes only throwing a forum paddy as its apparently all the rage at the moment :D :wink:
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:34:12 Just to prove that even though I'm an old fart, I can still throw a paddy with the best of 'em :wink:
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:42:30 "ooo isn't pumbaa all original throwing a paddy" your all just sheep. one day, you'll stick a paddy knife into somebody, who will then do the same to you in a physical sense.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:44:04 Happy Birthday Coxy
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:56:44 Quote from: "swindon town dave" "ooo isn't pumbaa all original throwing a paddy" your all just sheep. one day, you'll stick a paddy knife into somebody, who will then do the same to you in a physical sense. I'm not being serious for crying out loud :mrgreen: Assassination attempt No.1 occurred thanks to my wife, who responded to a bit of baiting from a couple of rednecks during yesterday's ID celebrations. Assassination attempt No.2 occurred whilst being attacked by Mother Nature whilst swimming. Having a bolt of lightning land in a tree ten foot away from the pool you're swimming in does not a good day make. A third attempt was avoided by running like a scared child when another thunder storm disrupted last night's fireworks display. Nothing too serious really. I just wanted some Ralphy-esque attention if truth be told. I'm off to :guinness: . Have a nice day :P Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 15:59:41 I've changed my avatar to cheer you up Coxy, to remind you of happy days, or that you are indeed actually looking in a mirror :D
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:00:47 Ooooohhh, cheeky! Is that the infamous Dave Blackcurrant btw?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: larwood on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:01:51 Happy birthday Coxy :beers:
Thanks again for the pictures :D Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:03:20 Quote from: "pumbaa" Ooooohhh, cheeky! Is that the infamous Dave Blackcurrant btw? yes :D (his real name is Paul) Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Arriba on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:05:43 went to diggerland a couple of years ago.just off j28 of the m5 if i remember rightly.
its great! Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:12:08 Ill book the coach now!!
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:40:39 Quote I'm not being serious for crying out loud good job i wasn't aswell then :D happy birthday Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sussex on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 16:51:44 Happy 40th Coxy :beers:
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 17:01:21 I just thought the stupid yank had shot himself in the foot. Then the other.
Happy birthday btw :D Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, July 5, 2007, 17:10:16 happy birthday coxy; what did mrs coxy do to the rednecks??
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 6, 2007, 21:34:15 Quote from: "Sussex" Happy 40th Coxy :beers: My fishing trip failed :( Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Friday, July 6, 2007, 21:39:49 It sure did! :mrgreen:
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 6, 2007, 22:17:14 39?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Friday, July 6, 2007, 22:23:27 Getting warmer :|
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: axs on Friday, July 6, 2007, 22:55:23 21?
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, July 7, 2007, 01:11:20 Quote from: "axs" 21? 17th Anniversary :soapy tit wank: Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: axs on Saturday, July 7, 2007, 01:13:19 happy 38th then mate.
Title: That's the thanks you get... Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, July 7, 2007, 01:15:50 Quote from: "axs" happy 38th then mate. Thanks (I think) 8) I've felt like utter shit all day today, so I must have had a good day yesterday... :D |