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Fucking hell they dont take no for an answer, no matter what you tell them!!

Me too! They gave me a leaflet entitled "Why you can Trust the Bible"!!!!!!!

I simply closed the door in their faces.  Job done.  :P

i ended up with a leaflet called "A book for all people"?!?!?! FFS, then the bint started reading a bit of the bible, i then farted and she said "thats not very religious!", got the door slammed then  8)

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I sent them...

Shut the door, lock it behind you, ignore them ... they soon go.

I fucking hate these people that try and preach this pish.

I am an atheist, I don't believe in God, get over it!!

just ask them to explain dinosaurs,fossils proving the earth is millions of years old.ect,etc.
the brainwashed baffoons cannot answer.

Or ask them if they want to buy pegs or lucky heather.

or 3 rocks of crack

"Give Blood" window stickers ward off Jahvah's Witnesses.

I think standard Christian riposte is something along the lines of "God did it" - i.e. he made the dinoaurs and wiped them out, or he planted the fossils, I'm not sure which. I'm not really doing their arguement justice but I can't be fucked to look through my notes, its something like that.

Having questioned a creationist on this he said all this is based on carbon dating which has been 'proved' to be wrong, in 'conclusive' tests carried out by creationist scientists.  The best argument is, if the world is 7000 yrs old (as creationists believe) then how come we can see stas millions of light years away, when surely we sould ony see things 7000light years away?

The flaw in that argument is that god could have made the stars before the Earth.

mysterious ways, works in, he does. (voice of Yoda)

Just make them contradict themselves, it's not difficult really considering the huge amount of flaws in the bible. Once you make them look stupid they go away.

how many of each animal did moses take onto the ark?

None

Apparently it was Noah that did the Ark stuff so none.

We just evolved from monkeys. I'm living proof.

No, your living proof that Darwins theory is fatally flawed :D

I'm a monkey believe me. Ask Birdy and Larwood.

I wasn't questioning that.

It's the 'evolved' bit I'm having a problem with :D

:mrgreen:

i know quite a few devout christians at college and aside from being shy and a bit difficult to talk to, they're sound.

there are times i wished i could have some sort of faith and envy the religious.

i'd have invited them in and forced them to listen to some calypso.

As a Swindon supporter I show enough blind faith as it is thanks! :D

I don't mind Christians or any religion for that matter.  Its the fuckers that bang on your door babbling about what they believe in which is "apparently" right that annoys me.  

I put them in the same category as double glazing salesmen.  

10/10 for the invasion of privacy factor.

I have a major problem with religion, in my list of things I would like to rid the world of, religion would be first, closely followed by mushrooms. Mushrooms were first, but thinking more sensibly I don't think they are as big a danger to humanity as religion.

i don't quite understand why anyone would think trying to sell things door-to-door nowadays would work, whether it's double glazing, insurance or religion. i wonder how many people have been converted to christianity on their doorstep in the past decade?

my only problem with religion is with the extremist/fundamentalists of each religion and every religion has it's share of nutters.

i'm with you on mushrooms though.

Amen brother. That was what I meant but you put it more eloquantly!

 :shock:

Amen to that.

Just updated Facebook have you Rich?

Relgious Views ; Null and Void

Is the thread inspiring!!!

 :mrgreen:

It must be! My mum is a born again Christian - it doesn't bother me as I'm sure it's a depressing midlife crisis (great song by Faith No More!)

Someone else has also changed their profile in the last few minutes

Religious Views: Its all bollocks, dont come knocking on my door again thankyou

Guess who?  :D

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I'm offended by this thread, i'm deeply religious.

Bollocks  :D

And its hardly offensive anyway. I'm a Christian and get told I'm wrong all the time. That doesn't bother me! It's only when people decide you're weird or "different" in some way that it bothers me

Christ, you're different and weird R4E !

You silly cunts! Do you honestly think i'm religious  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

it must be a ginger thing

Religion comes in many forms Ralphy, mine comes in a glass marked 6X!!

God is a DJ anyway.

Is his wife a stripper Ralph?

Yeah, she said your a tight cunt when out. Never bought her one drink.

Fucking pisses me off, ramming their fucking shite down your throat. If I wanted something holy, I'd suck off the pope. I hate these religious bashing cunts!  :evil:

Who rattled your cage?!

Had this massive religious debate with this woman at work today, well actually it was more her giving me a lecture. Fucked me right off. Guess i'm still a little touchy on the subject. More likely that it's because I haven't had a ciggy for about 5 hrs though

I haven't had one for 33 days.

Fair play mate. I'm impresssed

The first 2 weeks were a 'mare. If you remember, my first attempt at packing up resulted in failure the friday before Rovers away.

Well this attempt has succeeded.

I do remember. But fair play for trying again. It's hard to kick. Longest I went was 6 months. Then one heavy drinking England World Cup game later and I was a smoker again  :shrug:

I'm determined not to start again after this long.

j.witness came knocking at my door tonight, conversation went pretty much as follows.......

jw : good evening, we are hear to preach the word of our lord
mex: oh right, how much?
jw : there is no cost, we were wondering if we could come in and have a chat?
mex: well can i ask you one question first, do you believe in donating blood?
jw : no as a part of gods creation we believe that we are each what the lord has created and that we should not interfere with the devine maker.
mex: ok, well im a kidney diaylisis patient and if i followed your religion i would be dead in a week. do you think i should join and die a slow 7 day death, probably be next weekend and im thinking of going to glastonbury so that would put a real downer on it.
jw: ummm
mex: so cool ill join up and then i will get my parents to charge you with manslaughter
jw: well um
mex: thought not bye.

close door

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Fucking superb Mex.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  I don't get J.W.s at all. And it's so easy to get rid of them!

Top stuff Mex I must say