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Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:22:16
It has just been revealed that as part of the recently announced new media partnership between Brunel FM and STFC, that (according to the structure of the contract), local small businesses are set to benefit from this new venture.

The first collaboration was officially announced tonight, when Craig (Im a fucking scummer season ticket holder) was quoted

"as previously mentioned, we are looking to bring in independant commentators and backroom staff to bring the whole matchday experience to the 36 fans that our broadcasting range can reach.

It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I am pleased to announce our own commercial partnership with a local letting agency. The owner, who has been a long supporter of our staff here at Brunel FM, has kindly agreed to supply living accomodation to our 2 guest presenters and 3 backroom staff for the 4 days it will take them to understand that we actually play in red and not yellow.

I am delighted to report to you all that the owner has declined any form of recompense for this very generous act, an I quote his view

'just make sure I'm fucking looked after in the green room, ok ?'

This is Craig Rance, signing off from Brunel FM, somewhere in Swindon, I think."







"Errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm, hello ?

Can anyone hear me ??

Hello Highworth ?

Hello Bassett ?

Hello Faringdon?

Hello Lechlade

Ah fuck Em !

We got our money !

Its a wrap !"


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Red81 on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:26:32
:soapy tit wank:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: glos_robin on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:27:02
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:34:05
Ive been rumbled


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:35:24
:D


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: redbullzeye on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 22:06:23
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 11:18:33
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: stfctownenda on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 11:30:40
:soapy tit wank:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 12:37:31
Just had everyone in the office ask me what I was laughing at....ummm :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:04:01
I just spat a very expensive smoothie out everywhere!!! Im suing you Fred!  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:04:57
Nice!

Like it!

 :thumbs:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:09:41
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I just spat a very expensive smoothie out everywhere!!! Im suing you Fred!  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:


I always thought you swallowed.


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:10:23
No need to be rude Ralph!!


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:13:24
Oh there is.


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:17:54
No really I mean it!!  :P

Dont mess with me today Im tired and ratty and ill!


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:20:53
Blob week.


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:46:16
Im making no further comment as your starting to get on my tits!!


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:51:21
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Im making no further comment as your starting to get on my tits!!


Oh my lord  :D


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:05:20
You need a girlfriend Ralph :) or spend less time in gentleman clubs


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:06:30
Thats rich coming from you!


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:10:39
Im happy single at present, no hassle in my life! Obviously I only ever go to a gentlemans club to buy a beer!  I also close my eyes


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:11:25
Yeah ok.


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:13:59
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Im happy single at present, no hassle in my life! Obviously I only ever go to a gentlemans club to buy a beer!  I also close my eyes


For now.... :wink:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:50:20
i keep telling you ralph, leave char alone or else


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:52:30
Sonic is my bodyguard

my cool wimpy goth bodyguard!!  :wink:


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 14:59:06
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha! He does have the trenchcoat for it.


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 15:08:50
Sonic has a trenchcoat!

oh my god dont ever let me see it - I fear It would make me weep


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 15:09:47
it's not a trenchcoat and you have seen it


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 15:10:28
love you xxx


Title: BREAKING NEWS
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 15:56:11
More like a Jose Mourinho coat.