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Title: Midgets Post by: red macca on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:03:33 I dont mean just small people like bushey but proper midgets.
What are your opinions of them i find them quite cute and funny but a girl i know is scared of them :? [/u] Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:07:11 Deano, si pi is smaller than me, so are at least 2 other forum members.
:D Title: Midgets Post by: Arriba on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:07:37 there used to be one in my local pub who used to get bladdered.we used to take him home in a shopping trolly &carry him upstairs to his flat.aint seen him for years,so think he may be dead :(
Title: Midgets Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:08:51 we had an emo midget at college last year
Title: Midgets Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:08:51 I quite like them. Can't trust them though, thieving little gnomes.
Title: Midgets Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:09:05 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Deano, si pi is smaller than me, so are at least 2 other forum members. :D Obviously Bushey likes a bit of exaggeration so remember this girls. Title: Midgets Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:14:36 Ive always wondered what sex with a midget would be like.
Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:20:09 You can get porn
Title: Midgets Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:22:36 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You can get porn Yes but i mean actual sex with them. Not just watching it. Title: Midgets Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:23:25 it's pretty good. although you do 'bottom out' quite easily
Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:26:29 Your sick Chris. is there anything you wouldnt shag?
Title: Midgets Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:29:48 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Your sick Chris. is there anything you wouldnt shag? How is that sick? Just because they are slightly different to the average human. There is plenty of things i wouldnt shag. Namely anything not female. And a human. You gotta mix it up Ash and try these new experiences! Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:32:24 ha ha I know mate, I agree totally, your a boy aint ya
Title: Midgets Post by: tans on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:35:29 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" Ive always wondered what sex with a midget would be like. dwarf porn!!! Title: Midgets Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:48:42 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" ha ha I know mate, I agree totally, your a boy aint ya A boy? Im nearly 24 now thanks and a lot bigger than you! :soapy tit wank: Cheeky Git. Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 13:15:53 I meant as in a slag :D
Title: Midgets Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 13:37:57 Do midgets have smaller fridges, cookers and washing machines?
Title: Midgets Post by: mattboyslim on Monday, May 21, 2007, 13:39:29 No they just have more clothes so they can go longer before doing a wash.
Title: Midgets Post by: Foggy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 13:42:56 Quote from: "Ralphy" Do midgets have smaller fridges, cookers and washing machines? You of all people should be able to answer that one Ralphy Title: Midgets Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 21, 2007, 13:45:06 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" I meant as in a slag :D Im not a slag either. I have never had sex. Im waiting for the right person. :soapy tit wank: Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 14:06:30 Are you fuck Chris! Actually that line has worked in the past
Title: Midgets Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, May 21, 2007, 14:10:11 i know what midget fucking is like, ask sadie.
Title: Midgets Post by: Leggett on Monday, May 21, 2007, 14:17:36 can always rely on uncle mex to have done it all before. probably even done the girl before too...
Title: Midgets Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 21, 2007, 14:19:57 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Are you fuck Chris! Actually that line has worked in the past :soapy tit wank: Title: Midgets Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 14:21:45 Quote from: "Foggy" Quote from: "Ralphy" Do midgets have smaller fridges, cookers and washing machines? You of all people should be able to answer that one Ralphy I'm taller than a fair few on this forum actually :D 5ft 8ins Title: Midgets Post by: Foggy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 15:13:00 5ft 8ins qualifies as a midget in my eyes :D
Title: Midgets Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 15:18:23 Last time I checked I was 5ft 9 Ralph, 100% sure of that! Ha ha ha
Title: Midgets Post by: SwindonTownFC on Monday, May 21, 2007, 15:39:51 Quote from: "mattboyslim" No they just have more clothes so they can go longer before doing a wash. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: my stomach hurts :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Midgets Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 15:44:04 Ash you're not taller than me and you know it.
Title: Midgets Post by: Sade on Monday, May 21, 2007, 17:05:56 Quote from: "mexico red" i know what midget fucking is like, ask sadie. :mrgreen: You said it was ace cos you span her around on your winkle. Title: Midgets Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, May 21, 2007, 17:53:06 Quote from: "Sade" Quote from: "mexico red" i know what midget fucking is like, ask sadie. :mrgreen: You said it was ace cos you span her around on your winkle. Title: Midgets Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, May 21, 2007, 18:44:25 no sadie that wasnt the midget that was the flid.
Title: Midgets Post by: kaufman on Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:36:27 I went to the kerrang awards the year before last and there was a woman migdet there. she was pointed out to me as the girl that trey cool (green day drummer) had fucked in the ladies toilet the previous year.
i was unsure until green day got their award and he said "i would like to thank the little people" :D she was at the aftershow party too, i should have chatted her up really :) i guess they both got what they wanted. she got to fuck a rock star and he got to fuck a midget :D Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:39:40 i saw a midget on saturday
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/376/n6617401024567266682vt9.jpg Title: Midgets Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:44:29 BTW a midget or dwarf, is defined as somebody being < 4ft 10ins.....Carson probably qualifies.
Title: Midgets Post by: yeo on Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:45:31 Whits did you ever post what you said to him?
Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Monday, May 21, 2007, 19:48:05 will do in a bit yeovil
Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:30:38 the basic jist of it was -
1 - Bill power is funding the trust to cause trouble, he was trying to persuade me that our mate bill was just paying you guys to cause problems (i had to hold myself back from laughing) 2 - BP is only intesting in getting his money back, he has no interest in stfc because he is a QPR fan and if he was an investor when why did he insist in shares? 3 - New investor to take over shortly, no details on names but local people and he didn't expect to be at the club at the start of the season. i didn't say whether i was for or against the consortium but mentioned at the start i was a season ticket holder, he asked if i was going to renew and i said not really sure (this is for my own reasons really, not so much football!) Title: Midgets Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:32:31 I've pulled a midget before. She was at least a foot shorter than me. True story. She was one shexy bitch though.
Title: Midgets Post by: yeo on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:33:24 Crikey I didnt think the "new investor" was going to take over.
Was I alone in that? Title: Midgets Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:34:18 Quote from: "Whits" if he was an investor when why did he insist in shares? erm, is willy really that thick? Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:35:57 Quote Crikey I didnt think the "new investor" was going to take over. me neither, maybe it was lost in translation as he has a funny voice and i'd been drinking from 9.30 :mrgreen: :beers: but thats what i wrote down on a text to myself Title: Midgets Post by: yeo on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:36:48 Quote from: "Whits" Quote Crikey I didnt think the "new investor" was going to take over. me neither, maybe it was lost in translation as he has a funny voice and i'd been drinking from 9.30 :mrgreen: :beers: but thats what i wrote down on a text to myself :mrgreen: and did you get any winners? Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:37:57 got one and that was it...after my chat with willie he gave me a tip...it came 5th :| bastard!!
was an expensive day :oops: Title: Midgets Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:43:42 that why you're not getting a season ticket? :D
Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Monday, May 21, 2007, 22:46:15 the whole day including staying out till 2am and having a meal cost me just over £200 quid i think...though not sure all the withdrawls have gone through the bank :|
but no, i plan to buy a house over the next 6 months so football is going on the back burner Title: Midgets Post by: pauld on Monday, May 21, 2007, 23:15:44 Quote from: "Whits" 1 - Bill power is funding the trust to cause trouble, he was trying to persuade me that our mate bill was just paying you guys to cause problems (i had to hold myself back from laughing) 2 - BP is only intesting in getting his money back, he has no interest in stfc because he is a QPR fan and if he was an investor when why did he insist in shares? For the record, that is total balderdash from start to finish (what Willie said, not Whits' account of it). Title: Midgets Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 06:34:28 it's so obviously flawed, poor wee Willie!
Title: Midgets Post by: Whits on Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 07:13:04 Now i look at the trust i think of al qaeda, its only a matter of time before they try and blow up the county ground
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