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Title: FAO Tails & Sam Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, May 3, 2007, 12:54:23 Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." ------------------------------------------------------- Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes and no." ------------------------------------------------------- Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I se e your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" ------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet." ------------------------------------------------------- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!" ------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning." ------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!" Title: FAO Tails & Sam Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 3, 2007, 19:23:45 :mrgreen:
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